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Veronica: Noodles does not like crybabies.

Poor Sue gets the short end of the stick.

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Comment ID #184661

Awww!! Lol!!! That made me laugh so hard!!! Of course he gets paired up with Lucy at the end XD

I’m actually kind of surprised that someone kind of predicted this would happen. It’s really cute though.

Keep up the good work!!!

Pledge October 10, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184662

Wow this chapter is going to be dramatic… and longgg. hahah lucy’s like. gonna die. All cuz mike over reacted. lolol.

kalipinky42 October 10, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184663

so much fail its just sad.
you kinda screwed yourself over there mike and judging by his name and sue’s reaction, sue just got screwed over too with Cletus.

plus i love the teachers lesson plan, yep that’s all ya need to know about history

The-Gray-Angel October 10, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184664

LOL! I knew this would happen! XD Mike, your big mouth has gotten you in trouble this time XD

Qsandas October 10, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

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ThatOtherMichael October 10, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184666

Ha 10 points to everyone :)

Shelbii October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184667


Bittersweet PauloxLucy October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184668

Alright, who didn’t see this coming?



BunBun October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184669

Called it.

Poor Sue and Lucy :(

Mike, you dick!

Sparkfur October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184670

Oh God Mike why do you do this to yourself, and why embarras Lucy too. Oh well, Thanks for another great page Taeshi

P.S. I almost cried for Lucy’s sake, now she’s gonna yell at Mike and finally have a totally legit reason to do it, JK she’s had reason before. Poor Sue having to be with Cletus. I can’t wait for Wednesday. Darn it Mike, I’m having a hard time remembering why I like you recently, not really just can’t wait til this cranky teen part is over. (by this I mean that I am upset by Mike’s 180 when it comes to his personality, i realize this is good character development so don’t stop it on my account or anyone else’s Taeshi, I personally am just ranting). and yes for all who say Lucy drove him to this, yes i realize she was cruel to him, but there is angry or annoyed, and then there is going too far for no discernible reason, this fits that second category in my opinion, but maybe that’s just me

Deuce Moose October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184671

Fail, Mike

Ouch, that hurts

Vexie October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184672

This is why you never jump to conclusions Mike, and you have no one to blame but yourself. XD

Darf14 October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184673

lolololol Sue’s like “shoot” :D

MyNamesLucyToo October 10, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184674

Poor Mike :(

Murderer October 10, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184675

That was a little uncalled for, Michael.

Flara October 10, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184676


Ziggy October 10, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184677

Poor, poor Lucy.

That was not cool.

Jade October 10, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184678

I betcha Mike is going to twist this around to make it Lucy’s fault that he got paired with her.

Emily October 10, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184679

Say “Aye” if you guys totally predicted that. XD

Day~Day October 10, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184680

Leave it to Mike to have his newfound duchiness land him with Lucy. **** is about to go down ladies and gentlemen.

TheLaw October 10, 2011, 12:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184681

Well done mike, well done.

Serapharah October 10, 2011, 12:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184682

Holy crap I guessed this exact situation!

Elite October 10, 2011, 12:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184683

Wow. Did not see that coming. XD Should’ve kept your mouth shut Mike.

NITWITT October 10, 2011, 12:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184684

i like Sue’s expression =D

apickinmahpocket October 10, 2011, 12:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184685

I’m loving panel 5 and 6! XD

Who’s Cletus? :x Only asking because Sue doesn’t seem to like Cletus.

Abbey is glaring at Mike… Mike realized he made a moron move… and Sue is pretty much paying for it. Poor Lucy is in a total panic.

Blue Sly October 10, 2011, 12:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #184686

Heh. Cletus. WE BE A GROUP! 8-D

Love Noodles in the first panel!

vivilynx October 10, 2011, 12:05 AM EST.

Comment ID #184687

lol you shouldve waited before you jinxed it mike n now you’re with lucy…….hmmmmm i wonder if something good happens with this paired up gigglin……i hope so cuz mike n lucy r so meant for each other………im just sayin

*Lover* October 10, 2011, 12:05 AM EST.

Comment ID #184688

Mike keeps devolving more and more into this whiny little bitch. He really needs to grow a pair. If he keeps this up then I’d say he deserves whatever’s coming.

SausageGravy October 10, 2011, 12:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184689

Mike you cluntz! Now face the concequences!

Kou October 10, 2011, 12:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184690

Assumptions=Fail LOL

starfighter105 October 10, 2011, 12:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184691

Wow Mike,not only were you trying to be a smart-*** but you also got owned by your history teacher. XD

And that’s what you get for being a whiny and over-dramatizing jerkface.

SaberTiger October 10, 2011, 12:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184692

moral of the story so far: keep your mouth shout on predicting stuff…i wanted to be partnered with sue, so i can do minimal work lol

huh October 10, 2011, 12:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184693

Up until this point, I was able to understand Mike’s attitude toward Lucy, considering the harsh childhood she put him through.

However, after months of him basically giving her the cold shoulder and Lucy at least starting to lead a life without him, he has to be such an arse and humiliate her in front of the class.

Mr. Noodles should have thought of Lucy first instead of using her to punish Mike’s outburst. No doubt Mike’s going to give her a pretty hard time.

…. What? I thought this post was long enough for the dumb comments filter to leave it alone for once. Eh, whatever.

Also, “sum wars” LOL

Skygaze October 10, 2011, 12:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184695

Oh Cletus…

Zany October 10, 2011, 12:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #184696

Sue got stuck with Cletus in the Carter chapter a while ago too :P

Nope October 10, 2011, 12:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #184697

Waaah waaah waaaaaaaah. Totes saw that coming. Mike, your such an *******.

TheMysteriousMan October 10, 2011, 12:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #184698

Paulo and Abbey need to get together after class and beat the **** out of Mike. Mostly for publicly shaming Lucy, but also for acting like a general *********.

(I don’t hate Mike, but ********* behavior is ********* behavior.)

revengineer October 10, 2011, 12:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #184699

Dat recurring joke, and tapping on the fourth wall.

DavCube October 10, 2011, 12:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #184700

“Ask and ye shall receive”

Outbursts never help mike

The legendary idiot October 10, 2011, 12:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #184701

Yeah. saw that coming.

Good job Mike, way to further alienate your friends. How nice of you.

I can see why this chapter is going to be rough. Poor Lucy.

Titanium Dragon October 10, 2011, 12:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #184702

This is why you don’t whine and complain before he announces who you are gonna work with, punk.
Noodle owned. 8-D
And there is Lucy seeing Mike’s point of view on this pairing.

Ai October 10, 2011, 12:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #184703

Haha so new it but still made me laugh i love mikes facial exprestion like (u have got to be kidding me)

dustin October 10, 2011, 12:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #184704

I used to support Mike but wow, hes officially an ***. Seriously, making a huge scene, acting like a drama queen, and making Lucy feel like **** when she wasn’t even doing anything. For once I agree with Paulo, Dick move Mike… :/
The funniest part is, he made it worse for himself. Smooth move, Michael :P

Sandvich October 10, 2011, 12:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #184705

serves you right Michael McJerkface.

RoseVee October 10, 2011, 12:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #184706

mike hon, I still have hope for you… I mean you used to be nice… but pull yourself together man! You’re losing all your shippers T_T

Sethorien October 10, 2011, 12:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #184707

Great. Sue’s stuck with the redneck now. XD

Luigifan October 10, 2011, 12:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #184708

I’d say this page has made #2 of BCB’s top 5 most memorable moments.

Nonashu October 10, 2011, 12:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #184709

Watch this chapter be about sue and by pairing lucy and mike she has made it so there is no connection between them and sue and this is the last we see of them till…january? Yeah that sounds right. Lucy is begging noodles with those eyes not to put them together.…

DinR October 10, 2011, 12:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #184710

Poor Lucy. She hasn’t done anything to Mike recently, and he just goes and humiliates her in front of the whole class. He’s probably going to make her do all the work as well.

GKIDRULZ October 10, 2011, 12:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #184711

Dat potato famine :)

Musashi October 10, 2011, 12:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #184712

XD dat potato famine… dis comic! haha!(the only reason that stuck out to me is because I have Irish descent… but that’s irrelevant and no one really CARES!!!)

anyway, way to stick it to him Noodles! poor lucy :(

Different Adam October 10, 2011, 12:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #184713

Haha, I love Abbey’s look of disgust toward him. It screams “You done ****ed up, son” XD
I can’t wait til they go to work on the essay and break the ice between their broken relationship. Angst levels will be so high that not even Paulo will be able to handle the aftermath :P

Sandvich October 10, 2011, 12:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #184714

Hahahaha I totally called that, as well as many others when they noticed he neglected to mention Sue in that last comic. I didn’t think he would decide to pair them up to spite mike for his outburst, tho. :O

And to all the people ragging on Mike, give the guy a break. His acting out is just a role reversal of what was going on earlier in the comic, and i didn’t see anyone bitching about Lucy when she was an inconsiderate jerk. The only difference is that Mike’s hurting Lucy with his words, instead of with his fists. 8-D Did you seriously expect Mike NOT to retaliate after all that crap Lucy put him through?

The Observer October 10, 2011, 12:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #184715

wow I dont know if Lucy’s sad or embarrassed or mad. Probably both.

Kyute October 10, 2011, 12:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #184716

Also, adorable Daisy is adorable.

Luigifan October 10, 2011, 12:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #184717

From what i can read on the blackboard, Roseville High needs to start running background checks on their teachers. Prolly not as bad as mr/ms garrison tho….

2Cents October 10, 2011, 12:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #184718

How embarrassing! When will Mike get over himself? Hopefully never. Lol

RyokoLeigh October 10, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #184719

one thing to say…


Aries October 10, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #184720

-Looks at the chalkboard- Yup that’s pretty true… never really covered about the “Potato Famine” in school though… so no idea what that was all about. Heard about it… but never in any of my history classes did they cover that.

Now a song is playing in my head after this… “Drop the Bombshell” by Powerman 5000 (even though the lyrics are not accurate, it’s just the title that suits it)… Mike did sorta do that… I think that poster in the 2nd page of the last panel was a forshadowing of what was going to happen, minus the text. :x

Blue Sly October 10, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #184721

Oh God Mike, You Got Totally Backfired!

Epic Fail Face From Mike XD <— Yashy Agrees

Just a Guy October 10, 2011, 12:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #184722

I have a feeling cletus is the green dog because of the direction susan is staring

TheCakeboy October 10, 2011, 12:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #184723

Mike, you’re such an incredible jerk. I didn’t see that coming (at least not in this way). I sence a lot of fights and yelling in the future. Oh gosh, I’m already looking forward to it!

Why is Sue mad? Is this Cletus (I think I’ve seen the name before somewhere else?) really that bad. Haha, even though he isn’t, I still feel bad for her, because she always get the short end of the stick. Poor girl. Or cat. :P

I hope Mike ends up regretting what he did there. Poor Lucy, she’s so embarrassed. I remember this happened too in Middle School. Really not that great.

Lily October 10, 2011, 12:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #184724

I like how the teacher just handed Mike his own little whiny butt. Serves him right. Poor Lucy though. At least it looks like his friends are thinking less of him for it. Abby and Daisy seem to be giving him a real look of disgust and disappointment here.

I hope all of Mike’s friends eventually abandon his lame sorry behind and see him for what he truly is. A whiny little brat who needs to get over himself.

I love how everyone called the Sue thing by the way lol

Psychnuat October 10, 2011, 12:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #184725

Cletus artwork had better start appearing on Candybooru with this page’s arrival…

Luigifan October 10, 2011, 12:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #184726

lol two things now… abbey’s look is WAY off center of mike

Aries October 10, 2011, 12:29 AM EST.

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Ch1 October 10, 2011, 12:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #184728

It’s gonna be another dramatic and angsty christmas :D

Rae chan October 10, 2011, 12:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184729

Remember when Mike wasn’t an ***? Neither do I.. :nope:

SupahStah October 10, 2011, 12:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184730

Usually, I can understand Mike’s attitudes. But this is just inexcusable. What a dick. Poor Lucy looks so embarrassed.

The Good Doctor October 10, 2011, 12:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #184731

lol, maybe mike should have made his reaction, after he was paired XD

CTS4Kouhei October 10, 2011, 12:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #184732

…that was really, REALLY uncalled for.

I understand that these two have put each other through more aggrivation than anyone I think can truly comprihend, but Mike…

Mike that was too much. Even if you really dislike Lucy right now, that’s no reason to go embarrassing her like that.

Jesus…Lucy needs to grow up, yes, but it seems Mike is even farther behind. :/

Yaschiri October 10, 2011, 12:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #184734

The irony is simply delightfull. It’s like a strawberry sunday topped with “in-your-face”

Random Encounter October 10, 2011, 12:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #184735

Thats what you get Mike! Well, at least he can work it out with Lucy… Hopefully..

Atlas October 10, 2011, 12:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #184736

Oh Mike, you dun goofed…you should have ended up with Cletus! I predict a huge fight before winter break. After winter break when everyone comes back to school…can we get Hair-Lucy for spring?

Brodello October 10, 2011, 12:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #184737

I don’t like Mike anymore… he’s a dick.
Someone did something similar to this to one of my friends… and do you know what happened to him? Got the **** beat out of him by all her friends… thats what Mike needs… a good *** whoopin’

Noble_6 October 10, 2011, 12:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184738

.. XD oh gawd… Lucy, you must deal REALLY lucky right now.. 8) you got yourself a man that’s not afraid to embarece ya!

Sky hannah October 10, 2011, 12:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #184739

Abbey’s face in the last panel. dem anger.

This is why I like him. He knows how to spot the ******** 8-D

I wonder what Sandy would do if she heard about what Mike is doing to Lucy…

Memory Anemone October 10, 2011, 12:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #184740

Who’s Cletus?

twalker500 October 10, 2011, 12:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #184741

Looks like him being a douche is finally catching up with him.

Yaschiri said it the best, Lucy may need to grow up but Mike needs to more.

OmegaB October 10, 2011, 12:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #184742

I hope someone confronts Mike about his attitude towards Lucy. I can’t stand it anymore!! DX

But in other news… LOLZ! XD Mike just got owned!

Guest D October 10, 2011, 12:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #184743

Usually I’m all for Mike, but this… Mike ya need to stop being an *** sometimes and keep ya mouth shut.

DemonKat October 10, 2011, 12:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #184744

Hahahaah xD Cletus and Sue ~ I love Sue! her expression is the best.
And Mike. Hah… I just don’t even want to talk about that character anymore. Just throw him off a cliff or something and let’s go on with this.

V October 10, 2011, 1:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184745

lol @ Dat Potato Famine (on the chalk board)

Blarg :D October 10, 2011, 1:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184746

Damn mike u just love to screw yourself over huh(ironic FTW) :/ …….. ………………..

who else thinks mike needs a good old fashoned *** beating from every one 8-)

kagura October 10, 2011, 1:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184747

Ha, called it!

No really though, I feel bad for Lucy here because it’s more or less class humiliation. However, Mike giving Lucy some of her own medicine turned agaisnt him here…

This should be a fun ride….

And Maybe sue is sad because she will not be paired with main character and thus is left to more background time…. poor, poor Sue. :

Jax October 10, 2011, 1:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #184748

Damn, I was hoping he would be paired with noodles

Jetfire October 10, 2011, 1:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #184749

I like the way this teacher thinks. If he had just kept his mouth shut.

Teeroy766 October 10, 2011, 1:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #184750

I like Mike and all but holy crap, this is SO over the top.
Feeling bad for Lucy now. And MAN I can’t wait to see how this turns out. Been waiting to see some Mike and Lucy stuff for a while xDD ;;

mrsaturn123 October 10, 2011, 1:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #184751

And so MikexSue pairing is crushed as we get a long chapter about our two favorite and fussy main characters.

But I am loving Lucy’s reaction. X)

Bearcoon October 10, 2011, 1:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #184752

HA!!!!!!! Teach called Mike Cletus XD

Richten October 10, 2011, 1:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #184753

Just like to say a few things… first of all *raises a hand* called it like a clairvoyant!

Second, and this goes out to everyone, please lay off of Mike. Yes, it’s upsetting that he’s trying to avoid Lucy and getting all bent out of shape, but seriously with her outwardly rejecting him for over five years, I think a few months of not wanting to be around someone who’s hurt him emotionally and physically for that entire time entitles him to a little leniency. Now if Lucy had never done anything to hurt him and he did that crap, yes, I’d say string him up by his balls, but that’s not the case and I’m seriously appalled by all the negative comments when it was obvious to me that it hurt him just as much as it hurt Lucy to tell her “No”.

If you don’t believe me, go back and read it. Their expressions were a complete match.

Charvale October 10, 2011, 1:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #184754

Lots of people were half right Friday XD
I guessed the Sue pairing, but he ended up with Lucy anyway! If it wasn’t for the inevitable drama I’d find this absolutely adorable! What the hell, it’s adorable anyway! Try to play nice Mike :P

Kroth October 10, 2011, 1:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #184755

So who was Lucy gonna be paired with?

@Richten: He called Cletus Cletus. He didn’t call Mike anything.

StarSturdy October 10, 2011, 1:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #184756

Oh my god Mike no. He IS being a jerkface right now. D:

*Prepares for major angstfest*

TehLulzinator October 10, 2011, 1:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #184757

Damn. So close to MikeXSue. Imma cry in the corner for a few hours…

Minstrel October 10, 2011, 1:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #184758

Abbey is not entertained.

StarSturdy October 10, 2011, 1:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184759

That chalkboard looks totally conducive to the learning process.

CriticalQuit October 10, 2011, 1:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #184760

I was JUST thinking this would happen to Mike since last week! While I think this is funny, I also feel really bad for Lucy . And I’m also worried about Mike…… :( This project’s going to be much more awkward now….. :/

Subaru October 10, 2011, 1:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #184761

Okay everyone, now stare at Mike for the next twenty minutes giving him hard looks! Just like how we rehearsed when you became highschool students. Yess, perfect, good job.

Wow, I wasn’t expecting him to switch his partner to Lucy after all that, just thought he was going to be embarrassed. Besides I like Sue! :D

Michael S October 10, 2011, 1:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #184762

Wow mike way to be a [d][i][c][k]!

BlackStealth08 October 10, 2011, 1:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #184763

Mike you dick.

I REALLY hate Mike. Well, I guess he has to show up in this comic because this comic is about this drama. He’s A LITTLE better when he’s happy, even if he’s obsessing over Sandy. That dick.

Sally October 10, 2011, 1:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #184764

I’ve been reading this comic for awhile and never said it, hopeing Mike would get better. But He’s a serious Jerk. Lucy isnt even that bad.

protagonistBlackcloud October 10, 2011, 1:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #184765

Oh Mike..You really messed up this time..

Raven October 10, 2011, 1:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #184766

Lol, funny enough, over the corse of a few days thinking about when the next page would come, I pretty much predicted this exact thing would happen. XD

Blue October 10, 2011, 1:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #184767

Karma is a you-know-what, huh Mike?

Mattx2 October 10, 2011, 1:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184768

Look on Susan’s Face…Priceless and thats what Mike gets!! Mad Lucy

Mew October 10, 2011, 1:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #184769


memyselfandi October 10, 2011, 1:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #184770

Dammit mike, jus……..dammit…..

Redneck October 10, 2011, 1:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #184771

Why is everyone hating on mike? They are going through a lot and it seemed like they would end up together. Stress makes people stupid, I know all of you have done something stupid because you weren’t thinking straight. /rant defending imaginary cats

Bray610 October 10, 2011, 1:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #184772

poor LUCY!!!!!!! i love her even when she is difficult, but that’s how she is and Mike fell in love with her because of that. :(

Ever since hes been with Sandy hes been treating her [Lucy] like ****, Abe was right, mike is ever only there for the girls he has some sort of romantic feelings for.

Hes a class A dick Mad Lucy and doesn’t even deserve Lucy, she can do so much better Furious Abbey

Madi-san October 10, 2011, 1:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #184773

Poor Lucy, I don’t care what happened in the past, Mike is becoming a bully. I would love to hear Mike’s side to this whole thing, maybe that would give me an idea of why he’s being such an ***.

KiwiKoala October 10, 2011, 2:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184774

Ugh that counts as bullying, Mike. I hope someone punch his face in after this, preferably Paulo.

Udyr October 10, 2011, 2:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184775

Haha everybody predicted it! Gosh dangit mikey stop being such a DOUCHE and pull YOUR SELF TOGETHA. My brotha y’all got some major girl issues and y’all really gotta simple get over it and do what everyone wants you to- drop the foreigner and pick up some beautiful Lucy-kinz so we may all go on with our lives in peace- kapiesh? :/

Lemme Sleep plz October 10, 2011, 2:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #184776

People keep pointing out all the horrible things Lucy did to Mike. But if I’m remembering correctly, in the earlier chapters Mike dished it out just as much as Lucy did. Not to mention ditching Lucy at a time when he was her only friend. But anyways Lucy had it just as bad as Mike did. I do understand his stance, but he’s still being too much of an *** about it.

Qsandas October 10, 2011, 2:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #184777

I knew it. I knew this would happen. 8-)

DrNazus October 10, 2011, 2:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #184778

way to go, Mike… way to go. -shakes head- It’s Murphey’s Law… if you’re gonna complain about it, then it’s gonna happen.

Jade October 10, 2011, 2:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #184779

dear fellow fans :Seriously i love how everyone think he is an *** for not liking someone , fair he isnt being friendly but he doesnt have to , he is in his right to hate anyone , as far as i know he been a great friend to everyone else . he is a teen boy , teen boys are jerks , he isnt that much of a jerk. but you have your right to say what you want..Exept those who want to see mike side of the story..i bought the book and re read the whole story till now , there is enough there to explain his behaivor , seriously

Dracke October 10, 2011, 2:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #184780

aside my rant defending punking scarf cat boy , i want to say this about this page , it was hilarious , the funniest thing in the commic in months , also the art is good ( i wish i could keep an steedy pace and make color pages this quality 3 times a week)
however , to be sincere , im realy tired of the “atum-harry potter”scarf , he would look awsome with a red one

Dracke October 10, 2011, 2:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #184781

Mike is an idiot.

What the hell is he thinking bringing all his drama out in the bloody classroom anyway? Now he’s left with his foot in his mouth and just made things harder on himself.

DiDi October 10, 2011, 2:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #184782

Genre savvy cat subverted and then inverted and then reverted :D

Profesor Rod October 10, 2011, 2:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #184783

@Dracke: I don’t think there enough in the book to explain Mike being a jerk to Daisy in Love my way and I don’t think anything in the book could explain that

Wolf October 10, 2011, 2:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #184784

poor Rucy chan :(

Lucas October 10, 2011, 2:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #184785

Mike just relax god! Poor Lucy just hang in there.

Thank you Taeshi

Drama October 10, 2011, 2:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #184786

And that’s what ye get for yappin’ like that! See? lol!

Sarge October 10, 2011, 2:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #184787


Wr3h October 10, 2011, 2:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #184788

I actually thought Noodles was gonna pair him with Sue. Leave it to Mike’s angst and whining to change his fate.

NBbowler October 10, 2011, 2:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184789

poor poor sue, stuck with cletus. oh well at least it saved lucy the horror of it…..

Grim Reaper October 10, 2011, 2:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #184790

Mike, with all the wisdom I’ve gotten by being a troll, all I’ve got to say is… You dun goof’d.

Gruhlk October 10, 2011, 2:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #184791

Lawl, awkies.
Although, really Mike. Just quit being such a ********* to Lucy already. How on earth do any of the others put up with you?

Ali October 10, 2011, 3:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184792

“Sum wars”
“Dat potato famine”
Most awesome blackboard notes ever!

Ali October 10, 2011, 3:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184793

Aahahahaha, what a *****.
Drama queens stick together lol.

Ana aka Knux-the-Killer October 10, 2011, 3:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #184794

Mike, In the immortal sound of Homer Simpson: “DOH!”
I wonder how much of this chapter will be devoted to the actual writing of the essay? lol

Balfred October 10, 2011, 3:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #184795

I’ve been kinda hoping for Mike and Lucy to make nice and potentially get together by the end of all this, but given all the attitude this kitty’s spewing, I’ve got only one thing on my mind…

This is it, Lucy! This is your chance to show that jerk what-for!! Mad Lucy

… orrrrr maybe it’ll descend into truly explosive drama. Either way, I gotta know! Love the new artwork too, BTW! Keep it up! :)

Ryuko October 10, 2011, 3:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #184796

You know, atleast Lucy looks more embarassed than hurt here. If I were her I’d just rip Mike a new one, and maybe just tell him to **** off and do the project on my own. I’m sad I don’t get to see Paulo’s expression. But abbey’s does make me smirk a little.

Agentwebdog October 10, 2011, 3:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #184797

Mike? Sweetie? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU! Stop being the least-liked character in the comic, stop being a drama llama, stop being a horrible man-bitch! Oh wait, sorry. That’s like tellin’ you to stop BREATHING isn’t it?

Hey Mikey, can ya guess what’s comin’ up now? Oh yeah. MIDDLE FINGER! Mad Lucy

Jessica U. Ingmann October 10, 2011, 3:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #184798

I really can’t stand Mike.
I have to say before I go on though, takes balls mouthing off to a teacher like that and kudos to Noodles for handling it so well xD
I’ve said it before, Lucy can be a real -insert negative adjective and/or noun of your choosing here- but with all that’s been said and done, it’s WELL been made up for by now. If i were Lucy, by the time all was said and done, I’d tell him to go $%$# himself. Accept what ever weak apology and tear him a new one before going off on my own happily.

Ren October 10, 2011, 3:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184799

Also because I forgot to mention—Why do some people think it’s okay for Mike to treat Lucy like **** just because Lucy was a little slow to mature and treated him badly? I mean, seriously? “He kicked sand in my eyes!” “Kick sand back in his eyes.”

Nice. Seriously, revenge is so petty to support.

Agentwebdog October 10, 2011, 3:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #184800

good one mike :l

grinchinator October 10, 2011, 3:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #184801

I liked it when Mike wasn’t a jerk. I miss non-jerk Mike.

MoonHitler October 10, 2011, 3:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #184802

Mike definitely had that one coming. Also, “Dat Potato Fa-” made me lol.

CatTrooper October 10, 2011, 4:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184803

Someone said it already, but it’s pretty funny that someone predicted this whole thing.

Wolfe October 10, 2011, 4:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184804

Wow, I don’t think I could stand being alive for the remainder of the hour if that ever happened to me. XD

Rydux October 10, 2011, 4:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184805

Mike really became a jerk after the whole search and rescue chapter. Guy needs to learn to shut his yap every now and then, despite his personal feelings. Someone needs to knock him off his little pedestal.

Kellins October 10, 2011, 4:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184806

Wow Mike. That was a bitch move. I kinda want to punch your balls. Kinda, a lot.

LikexMucy October 10, 2011, 4:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #184807

Good job noodles, now Mike hates you.

Marik October 10, 2011, 4:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #184808

way to sit on a tack mike your really being a jerk, you should get over it, i’ve been used literally in an identical way as you were, and guess what got over it! plus me and the girl are still friends and talk everyday, as jessica put it, “stop being a horrible man-bitch! Furious Abbey

myke October 10, 2011, 4:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #184809


How could you say that out loud??

Tacsi October 10, 2011, 4:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #184810

I don’t really like how much of a ‘jerk’(I have a more colorful word for it, but I’m not going to use it) Mike’s become. You’d think with all the action he’s now getting from the girl of his dreams, he’d start being a little nicer.

Rezaria October 10, 2011, 4:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #184811

…wow…i saw this coming actually and now Lucy is all like “I hate you SOOO much…” and Mike is like “Oooo…. my BAD”

Timni October 10, 2011, 4:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #184812

I hate jade for what she turn mike into -.- plus i hate that lucy still over reacting e.e you would of thought she hit him by now.

Flaze October 10, 2011, 4:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #184813

Lol, I totally saw that one coming. Can someone say jerk? I’d put in a more colorful and appropriate word, but I think jerk will do for this setting.

Dang, dang, dang. Mike, you’re an idiot.

And poor Lucy. Beat him up already, dammit.

Amaris October 10, 2011, 4:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #184814

Lucy seems damn depressed, come on girl! Seek therapy!
BTW, I bought Volume 1, should come to me by Christmas. How fitting. :love:

Monanniverse October 10, 2011, 4:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #184815

May I strangle Mike?

He’s the biggest douche I’ve ever met. Honestly. e -e;
I feel so sorry for Lucy…

Well, that’s it. I’ve lost my last hope for MikexLucy and become a full AugustusxLucy-shipper.

Yumikarp October 10, 2011, 4:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #184816

What’s the deal with Sue’s reaction? Are we supposed to know who Cletus is? It kind of sounds like hillbilly name. If so… My sympathies, Sue. :(

Spectre39 October 10, 2011, 5:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184817

Im not sure wether to feel bad for mike, or think hes a jerk…

Zilla October 10, 2011, 5:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #184818

maybe its just me, but i think that noodles :nope: actually thinks that mike WANTS to be with lucy XD

yay October 10, 2011, 5:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #184819


Mayhaps you forgot how Daisy was behaving in said chapter.
Mike pretty much had every right to shoot her down like that.

Ziggy October 10, 2011, 5:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #184820

Lol. Cletus. from the time travel chapter.
second time they’ve been grouped together. XD

Desterga October 10, 2011, 5:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184821


Mike just made a total ******* out of himself. The worse part is, most of us predicted at least something close to this. It just shows our low expectations of him aren’t low enough.

Missme October 10, 2011, 5:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #184822

He asked for it. :nope:

Poor sue, cletus seems to be a ****ed up guy ._.

Laser October 10, 2011, 5:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #184823

If I was Mike I should have waited until the teacher was done saying whos paried up. Lucy be careful try not to get Mike mad or anything

Love October 10, 2011, 5:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184824

I think the third pretty bad thing on the board is “Dat Potato Famine”

Missme October 10, 2011, 5:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #184825

Aaaaand BOOM! Mike has officially turned into a class 5 ******* with no, I repeat NO remorse people! How does it look Tom?

Tom: It looks bad for the poor feline, given previous circumstances its one thing to be distant but he’s shown prior attitudes which turned him from a shy sweetheart who everybody could slightly relate to into an apathetic, distant and alienated ******* who only wants to be away from people who give him crap because of that blow out several chapters ago. I gotta tell ya it’s sad when a character goes from a sweetheart to an *******.

And it’ll probably only get worse from here Tom, it’ll only get worse from here.

Bootz October 10, 2011, 5:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #184826


JimmyP424 October 10, 2011, 6:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #184827

= w =

Fauxpas October 10, 2011, 6:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #184828

This is my first time posting so im just gonna get this out there…

A) Mikes an idiot
B) I love lucy, she has such a great dark charisma

But the looks an their faces were pricless after mike yelled at noodles, haha what a dork ^.^

Pookie October 10, 2011, 6:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184829

In my head, Noodles speaks with the voice of Mr. Ratburn from ‘Arthur’

Just felt like sharing :)

BJMcG October 10, 2011, 6:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #184830

Acutually this was obvious he just had to screw himself over Cletus really must be a real bitch To Susan

Bittersweet addict October 10, 2011, 6:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #184831

Mike x Lucy = true love
P.S. Put some mature stuff like sandy being dump hard,and mike doing Lucy after not being sad for a set period of time.

Bittersweet addict October 10, 2011, 6:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #184832

Somehow I saw this coming.

Nice one Michael.

Syrus October 10, 2011, 6:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184833

Lol at Lucy’s utter “O_O”

Smooth, Mike

Null October 10, 2011, 6:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #184834

Mike and Sue… OTP??

…And averted, thanks a lot Noodles :O

Kinda saw this coming though but still funny to see. I hope Lucy rips into Mike for being such an ******* in front of the class.

Sandz890 October 10, 2011, 7:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184835

Ha. Ha. Hahaha. Mike just made himself look like an idiot. I like this teacher. 8D

Now Mike is going to be even more ****** of at Lucy for this. Even though she did nothing.

Potatoes October 10, 2011, 7:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184836

I knew it.

Damnit Mike, even I think you were a jerk there.

Lycan October 10, 2011, 7:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #184837

Wow Mike, it isn’t like she’s right in front of you =( why you gotta be so mean?

Merrena October 10, 2011, 7:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #184838

Ahahaha mike everyones glating at you now! But you really deserve, you big jerkity jerk jerk (to use daisy’s words)
Also, i really love mr. Noodles. :D

Purple Platypi October 10, 2011, 7:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #184839

Each day, I hate Michael a little more. 8D

fffu October 10, 2011, 7:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #184840

As soon i saw sue not pared i knew mike was going to be paired with her

James October 10, 2011, 7:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #184841

Total win…haha, I’m glad the teacher did that. Will teach him right..Mike better sort out his attitude.

Kite October 10, 2011, 7:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #184842


wilkens3 October 10, 2011, 7:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #184843

Things that are pretty bad in history:
-The Plague
-Sum wars
-Dat Potato Famine

Iceideth October 10, 2011, 7:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #184844

yeah seriously…we know your bitter and mad with Lucy…being like that in front of everyone is just low.

Iris October 10, 2011, 7:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #184845

MAYBE if Mike wasn’t a whiny bitch, he wouldn’t have gotten paired with Lucy. The dude seriously has some balls; I wouldn’t announce in front of everyone in the class. I would’ve waited till after class in order to request a change in partner. Seriously, why does Mike always, and I repeat ALWAYS, shoot himself in the foot? He is a sadomasochist. All of his friends are obviously going to be ****** off at him, while Lucy will just be more miserable.

Noodles apparently can’t spell. He spelled “Some” and “That” wrong on the blackboard.

NintendoSegaSonyGuy October 10, 2011, 7:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #184846

HA! I’ll admit I did know that did expect to see Mike and Lucy together, but I didn’t expect it from that angle. I’m still laughing!

Tom October 10, 2011, 7:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #184847


ftu October 10, 2011, 8:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #184848

I really hate mike right now. He totally humilated Lucy in front of everyone in the class. WTF, mike?!

Jninja13 October 10, 2011, 8:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #184849

Since you said this chapter is going to be rough, I hope it explains why Mike is so ******* lately.
I mean Lucy’s not doing anything to **** him off.. He’s like on a man-period…
Freaking stripey scarf Mike.. I want blue scarf Mike back Mad Lucy

nara-chan October 10, 2011, 8:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #184850

I’m surprised so many think that Lucy is going to rip Mike a new one. Lucy has started growing up, and to be honest, she really didn’t deserve that. She has been avoiding Mike because every time she turns around he is gushing about Sandy. Sure she hurt Mike in the past, but she wasn’t ready and she truly did care about him even if she was mean.

Nothing that she has done can really make up for what Mike is doing to her now though. When things got hard or things looked their worst, Lucy was always right there for Mike, which is what really matters.

Right now, Lucy is super embarrassed and most likely she is thinking to herself. “Does Mike really hate me that much? That he doesn’t even want to have to think about being paired up with me for a dumb essay?” She’s completely mortified that he blew up like that in front of the whole class. She may have picked on him and beat him up but she never publicly humiliated him like that.

She even tried to keep it to herself when she confessed her love for Mike and he said ‘No’. She didn’t try to force her feelings on him, she just kept to herself or away from him to keep from showing how upset she was as he literally shoved Sandy in her face.

I’m pretty sure if Sandy saw Mike like this, she wouldn’t be so happy to be dating him, even if he is the only thing keeping her semi-sane right now. Mike doesn’t seem to care that the way he is acting is affecting and repulsing his friends. Abbey and even Daisy look disgusted/shocked at his outburst, and if I had to guess Paulo probably looks ready for murder.

Oh Mike… when you assume it makes an ***|u|me (*** out of you and me), or in this case, mostly himself. If I had to guess, instead of yelling at Mike later, Lucy will most likely ask him if he really hates her that much or avoid him like she has been. Mike wanted Lucy to leave him alone and she has been, he’s the one who has been fixated on making her miserable and not leaving her alone…. Just a little food for thought.

GracefulSerenity October 10, 2011, 8:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #184851

Wow Mike, way to make an *** of yourself in front of everybody.

Sidnoea October 10, 2011, 8:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #184852

Wow this strip reminds me of Hetalia XD, Sue reminds me of England being paired with Cletus as France XD

Tastycakez October 10, 2011, 8:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #184853

I knew it! I freaking knew this would happen! :P Oh, Mike. You imbecile.

God, the drama. It is drowning me.

More, please! XD

ravengal October 10, 2011, 8:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #184854

Poor mike back to square one. XD

YoungVegeta October 10, 2011, 8:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #184855

I suppose Mike’s subversively pointing out the fact that he lives in a comic world~

Huh? October 10, 2011, 8:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #184856

“Susan, You get cletus.”

xD hahahahahha

Furry To Be October 10, 2011, 8:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #184857

Why Mike? Why you being such a jerk all the time now?

Gosh please have Lucy talk some sense back into this boy. If not her then someone cause I cannot stand him being such an arse.

mdg245 October 10, 2011, 8:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #184858

was that peice of chalk talking in panel one????

HEY IT\'S ME!!! October 10, 2011, 8:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #184859

To be honest, I expected either David or Paulo were whispering something so Mike could hear it. Like Lucy did a while ago.

Joakim October 10, 2011, 9:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184860

Wait… who’s Cletus? *insert horrible BCB fan who seems very ignorant*

Also, funny as usual… I have a teacher that is just like that, but my teacher is actually female.

MisterV October 10, 2011, 9:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #184861

Gosh I really do agree with GracefulSerenity.I mean I kind of understood mike for distancing himself from Lucy and all,but Lucy has always been there for him.Even though she does need to grow up (she kind of has) she was always willing to protect him.And no offense to MikexSandy fans,but Sandy has only been there to love him.Heck,Lucy did more than that.She protected him from that rapist cat and tried to save him a few times.She was afraid of losing him.And yet when she finally gave him a real kiss,he ends up finding a way to get to sandy and eventually leaves Lucy.I know Lucy might’ve hurt or offended mike,but he is doing much worse than Michael. What the bloody hell are you doing Michael?

SaberTiger October 10, 2011, 9:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #184862

wow mike, what a jerk you are :/!! poor lucy is blushing Mad Lucy!

sigh... October 10, 2011, 9:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #184863

Oops I typed the wrong thing I meant “but he has done much worse than her”

SaberTiger October 10, 2011, 9:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #184864

Lol I was reading the board and I know its covered up but I think the last one says, “Dat potato famine” XD

Michelle October 10, 2011, 9:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184865

Lol, that’s what Mike gets for being such a dipstick. But it can’t be that bad with Lucy, right? :P

J.R. October 10, 2011, 9:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #184866

paired for a school assigment with lucy!

this brings infinite ways for mike to make her cry and get depressed

how nice

Roler42 October 10, 2011, 9:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #184867

hahahaha, I so knew that this was going to happen. now everyone in the class that’s not part of their group is like, “wow what an a##, ” or what’s his problem?”

I know that Lucy is embarrassed and she may leave the class w/out saying a word, but what I want to know is who from the group is going to kick mike in the tailbone for this rude outburst. man that boy is being a spoiled brat.

almost at the 600 mark ^_^

sen October 10, 2011, 9:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #184868

You broke 550! Congratulations!! Poor heartbroken Lucy.

Itsu October 10, 2011, 9:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #184869

Mike, your gonna be yelled at by your friends for being a *** or get beaten for acting like that towards Lucy. I mean, yes she hit you and called you names but she has not gone that far like you have.

You’re gonna be in a world of pain soon Mike… now only if Sandy saw this.

BasketCase October 10, 2011, 9:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #184870

You see this is why I hate Mike so much.
Drama queen.
And so spoiled.

HeavenlySatanic October 10, 2011, 10:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184871

Poor Lucy… she must feel mortified right now… way to go, Mike. Next time, think first.

JordanTH October 10, 2011, 10:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #184872

“Dat Potato Famine” lol

Infini October 10, 2011, 10:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184873

Wow, I called it!!!! XD Mr. Poodle is awesome~

Inumaru12 October 10, 2011, 10:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #184874

I knew Mike was originally gonna get Sue.

TheX400096 October 10, 2011, 10:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #184875

wow just … wow

its a cat just a cat October 10, 2011, 10:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #184876

well anyway he got what he wanted XD

anonymus October 10, 2011, 10:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #184877

Not sure if terrible teacher, or scumbag Mike.

Rob64 October 10, 2011, 10:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #184878

If it wasn’t clear by now how much Mike has turned into an idiot, Tae has put the cards down with this one. I applaud her.

Dext October 10, 2011, 10:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #184879

So called it as soon as he opened his mouth last comic. Hard to feel sorry for ya, Mike.

That board forgot to put Rebecca Black under Things That Are Pretty Bad in History.

Shiloh October 10, 2011, 10:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #184880

The name Cletus just reminds me of The Simpsons character. Sue is displeased. :/

Xenos October 10, 2011, 10:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #184881

Predictable joke was entirely too predictable.

Also, I really don’t understand why Mike’s acting like there’s something up is butt still. Something something Lucy needs to get over him? I get it. Lucy annoys him. I just wish he could stop being such a dick!

Naraka October 10, 2011, 10:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #184882

Thing about assumptions. It makes you an ***, Mike. Not like you weren’t one already…

Poor Lucy. You guys really have some issues to work out.
lol Sue

Tia October 10, 2011, 10:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #184883

Gee, thanks Mike for been a doodoo head! Gosh, I do hope Lucy doesn’t end up with Mike he’s such a jackwagon ever since he got his phone to text non-stop love to Sandi.

Suzume October 10, 2011, 10:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184884

Gah, Mike, jump off that high horse of yours and take a sedative, geez. Nobody likes the self proclaimed martyr. Poor Lucy, how cruel things can turn out to be. And hahahaha, Sue is displeased with life while Abbey judges Mike’s worth as a living being with a STARE. XD

PossiblyVenomous October 10, 2011, 11:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #184885


xLexi October 10, 2011, 11:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #184886

Dat Potato Famine..ROFL

Lolly October 10, 2011, 11:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #184887

**** YEAH!! Take that Mike!
Anyway, however unintentional and subtle it may be, I actually found Noodles saying ‘You got Cletus’ quite funny.

The Nturtanyr October 10, 2011, 11:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #184888

Ok Mike is just being a jerk now

I understood before avoiding her because, well she put him through ****. Yes she wasnt ready, but still you dont go around being a bitch because of it.

but now mike is just going over the top. But i understand why, i mean if everyone around you, when you first told them you said no completely freaked out on you because of it. And every time you do a kind gesture (when he gave her the meds) she breaks down and begins to cry. It would seem the world is against you to get away from her and have a new life.

But really that is no reason to become a big drama queen I mean when he yelled FINE that could have been out of frustration but the carrying on was just a little much.

but Mike is young and young people make mistakes, so is Lucy, so in this Mike vs. lucy war im not on any side

Voice October 10, 2011, 11:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #184889

Congrats, Mike, you just made a huge *** of yourself. And in the classroom no less! :/

Lucy makes herself look like a bitch a lot while Mike makes himself look like an *** a lot. Aren’t they just perfect together?

Flame-LoneWolf October 10, 2011, 11:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #184890

Ahaha, I ROFL’d. I knew this would happen since Sue was behind Mike and she didn’t get chosen yet.

Tudor October 10, 2011, 11:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #184891

Nice, just remember Mike that Murphy is always looking over your shoulder and he loves you so much.

Darkfox October 10, 2011, 11:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #184892

I’m sure I’m not the only one getting annoyed about how Mike is being deliberately portrayed as an absolute [Illicit child] recently.

Darth GW7 October 10, 2011, 11:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #184893

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN o_e oh my god I can predict the future, next thing ya know everything is gonna go completely downhill between Mike and Lucy.

Connor October 10, 2011, 11:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #184894

Mike, please go jump in a hole. Thanks.

Abbey looks like he wants to punch him in the nose after class, and at this point I’m going to say by all means, go ahead. Lucy already feels awful enough without Mike absolutely humiliating her in front of everyone, and it’s about time the others started actively helping her out, because she’s been in enough emotional trouble to seek AUGUSTUS out, just so she doesn’t have to hang around Mike and drag everyone else down.

Lumi October 10, 2011, 12:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #184895

o man poor lucy i feel so bad for you as i keep watching this mike was all awesome back then but now man you just a ***hole

GreenAngel October 10, 2011, 12:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #184896

Nice innuendo/pun:
“Poor Sue gets the short end of the stick.”

Alex October 10, 2011, 12:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #184897

Abbey isnt happy

Furries Rule :3 October 10, 2011, 12:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #184898


NOT_COOL_ENOUGH October 10, 2011, 12:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #184899

I am especially proud of Dat Potato Famine. Ireland FTW!

Yootah October 10, 2011, 12:53 PM EST.

Comment ID #184900

Lol dammit Mike! Btw did anyone notice Mike passed Lucy on that sprite thing in the banner?

Anonymus October 10, 2011, 12:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #184901

Laughs loudly)Karmas a witch aint it.

stotans October 10, 2011, 1:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #184902


Ice-Flower October 10, 2011, 1:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #184903

OMG OMG This guy predicted the next page right o3o
I love this page^^ Esspecially whats on the black board.
‘Dat Potato famine’ XD
And Mike is acting douchy again :( Poor Lucy.
I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THIS!! Keep up the great work ;)
Too many Emotions used :nope:

KitoKito October 10, 2011, 1:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #184904

Wow, Mike’s jerk levels are rising exponentially.

Red_Reptile October 10, 2011, 1:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #184905

Congratulations, Mike! You have upgraded to a clever plot device! Now, you will affect everyone’s lives in the way Murphy’s Law intended!

Saiyza October 10, 2011, 1:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #184906

I hate you Mike, you’re so mean!!! D

Raichu October 10, 2011, 1:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #184907

HA! Way to go, Mike! Shmuck

ChewySmokey October 10, 2011, 1:49 PM EST.

Comment ID #184908

What a jerkitty!

I hope Lucy will finally manage to get over him, and tell him that she doesn’t need him anymore.

Ulala October 10, 2011, 1:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #184909

******* Mike, instead of being a little bitch he could just have stayed quiet.

Mario October 10, 2011, 1:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #184910

Uncalled for Mike, still love ya though.

Juicebox October 10, 2011, 2:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #184911

Dat potato famine was pretty bad. ;) lol

AP October 10, 2011, 2:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #184912

i had a feeling that sue was suposed to get paired with mike! so saw this coming!

MC October 10, 2011, 2:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #184913

hey mike is getting closer to sandy! breaking lucy’s heart and ******* paulo in in the process! yay!!!! or booo!

huh October 10, 2011, 2:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #184914

mike is really being an idiot :( poor lucy

Luz-miss October 10, 2011, 2:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #184915


Someone needs to seriously knock ya upside the head for that one. I vote David be the one to do it.

Chocothunda October 10, 2011, 3:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #184916

how do I create an account?

nobody October 10, 2011, 3:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #184917

Mike really needs to get over it Furious Abbey. Lucy on the other hand has been very quiet lately… :question:Anyway, love the new books sold animation with Lucy heartbroken and Paulo yelling at Mike. XD

Cal-Lightwood October 10, 2011, 3:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #184918

I KNEW IT! AHAHAHAHA (does a little happy dance)!!! Really though, did this surpise anyone? Everytime someone goes overboard about anything you can generally expect what they are upset about to happen. Usually because they went crazy about it.

Dracain October 10, 2011, 3:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #184919

@GracefulSerenity, I completely agree with you. I don’t think Lucy’s going to lay a single finger on a single hair on Mike’s body. She really is maturing, even if it seems she’s still behind the others a bit/lot. As for asking him why he hates her so much, I don’t think she’s going to. I think she may just keep quiet and try to focus on the work.
Then again, that would make this chapter very, very boring.

P.S. Sorry, but Abbey’s eyes are bugging me in the first panel. They look a bit off in the direction he’s suppose to be looking. It doesn’t look like they’re focused on Mike…

P.S.S. (Or P.P.S. Dx) I predict, that very soon, there will be some people supporting SuexCletus.

Missme October 10, 2011, 3:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #184920

As much as I like Mike (well, before Lucy confessed her love for him) I really despise him right now. Just keep your mouth shut and deal with whatever happens! Lucy has feelings too you jerk!

LostInPhilly89 October 10, 2011, 3:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #184921

I don’t like Michael right now…. Mike’s an ***.. ¬¬

Nadss October 10, 2011, 3:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #184922

Do it Mike.
Spend the entire length of working on the project making Lucy feel like crap. I want the delicious drama.
Feeeed meeee.

I love how the cliche of them always getting paired together like its shoujo manga fate was double subverted. You managed to make it happen without it being farfetched, and at the same time made fun of this cliche.

/clap clap clap

FARTNANNY RUMPSPARKLE October 10, 2011, 3:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #184923

Argh, tired of getting new thoughts, so new comment.

Anyone else notice that the new style is starting to look like the old?
Or am I going crazy?

Missme October 10, 2011, 3:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #184924

Is Lucy lusting after Mike or Paulo in the animated counter?

Deuce Moose October 10, 2011, 3:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #184925

Mike, she was yelling at Paulo earlier.

FARTNANNY RUMPSPARKLE October 10, 2011, 3:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #184926

Oh Mike, that was not called for. Way to embarrass Lucy, and yourself for that matter. XD You guys need a moment to talk.

Wolf Gem October 10, 2011, 3:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #184927

Saw it coming.Cliche anyone? They’re hot and fresh. 2 for a dollar.

Issun October 10, 2011, 3:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #184928

I totally saw that one coming!

Mike, you kitty in denile, you~ Nah, I kid. Right now he’s head over heels for Sandy. Good for him. It’s not like I care. No, really.

History is pretty bad, no?

Nishakun October 10, 2011, 4:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #184929

Oh Mike your such an A$$ to Lucy.

Chibiterasu October 10, 2011, 4:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #184930

OHHH bitch got burned. on a side note am i the only one who thinks that mike is a narcissist, i just read a psych book and he is almost to the T

Thespianut October 10, 2011, 4:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #184931

I think it’s a talent that someone could hurt someone else’s feeling so badly only in two comic pages. Keep it classy, Mike.

JL October 10, 2011, 4:18 PM EST.

Comment ID #184932

Wow Mike, A**HOLE. That kind of sucks for Lucy too, but hopefully she’ll keep her head high and act like she doesn’t care about it! He even screwed Sue over, haha. Good for the teacher though (dat potato famine…)

Chi.chan October 10, 2011, 4:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #184933

Saw that one coming.
Le siggghh Mike, stop being such a jerk.

Flippy October 10, 2011, 4:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #184934

Mike, Mike, Mike. *sigh*

Lucy’s like, “Oh sh*t.”

Autumntail October 10, 2011, 4:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #184935


epicscaffold October 10, 2011, 4:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #184936

Lol, poor Cletus. They just had to name him Cletus.

Archus October 10, 2011, 5:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #184937

mike quit being a namby pamby cry baby. put your man pants on and be friends.

kickash October 10, 2011, 5:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #184938

Mike is such a poop. He just should have kept his mouth shut instead of being a drama queen.

Tani October 10, 2011, 5:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #184939

My lord, Mike.
Can somebody please put this kid in anger management? Let’s call Abbey and get his therapist.

Tickle Monster October 10, 2011, 5:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #184940

That must be so humiliating for Lucy…

George October 10, 2011, 5:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #184941

Damn Mike you really screwed up this time. You keep playing this game and your gonna get at some point.

Bingo October 10, 2011, 5:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #184942

Hey Vero, if no-one else has said it, I like how Mr.Noodles looks in this new art style. Very serious and commanding. While still retaining that good old noodles feeling. <3. You also kinda didn’t put his nose on the last strip, in the third panel. Dunno if that was intentional or not, but I’m just pointing that out.

Krono October 10, 2011, 5:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #184943

Silly Mike, the world doesn’t revolve around your love dodecahedron

PiMaster October 10, 2011, 5:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #184944

another animation up top. :D

The-Gray-Angel October 10, 2011, 5:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #184945

Mike you dick. You totally deserved that one for embarrassing Lucy in front of EVERYONE… AGAIN. …. *grumbles and pokes Mike voodoo doll with a pin*

Skykittykat October 10, 2011, 5:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #184946

i KNEW it was gonna happen XD
oh, mike. you just screwed over yourself, lucy, AND sue.
it must be a new record or something. :O


Secretly a Ninja October 10, 2011, 6:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #184947

Wow, Mike. Way to be a douche.

ArashiiNekkyou October 10, 2011, 6:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #184948

…But if your gonna make a fuss about it the yes your with lucy…
Poor Sue i feel sorry for her
but mike got that one coming

James October 10, 2011, 6:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #184949

Oh Damn. Mike, I now look at you and I see a screw putting itself into a wall. Why? Because I’ve never seen such a tool screw himself over as badly as you have.

What’s the difference between Mike and a screwdriver?
-Screwdrivers can’t screw themselves, only other things.
-A screwdriver fixes things, Mike wrecks them.
-A screwdriver has screwed more nails than Mike has girls. (and maybe even the other way around XD )
-A screwdriver has filled more holes than Mike ever will, especially if he keeps chasing after only Sandy for all his life. (Too harsh with that last one, maybe?)

phoenix16 October 10, 2011, 6:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #184950

Way to make yourself look like an idiot, Mike. Congratulations.

Poor Lucy. :c

somedude October 10, 2011, 6:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #184951

…somehow i knew mike would complain bout being paired with lucy an since they barley speak something tells me its only gonna get worse especially with mike’s attitude like this an susan wanted to be mikes partner ??? kinda shocked with again HIS attitude an i already know abby’s hating it

DarkFox October 10, 2011, 6:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #184952

D’aw, what a little assmunch Mike has become. I’d punch him in the head if I were in that class.

Mythril October 10, 2011, 6:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #184953

Gah, Mike, you just defeated yourself! Why ya gotta ruin everything?! XD

Oh, and these comments are almost as fun to read as the actual comic. :)

KeyFox October 10, 2011, 7:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #184954

Get the f*** over it mike. I know for a fact you love Lucy. You can deny it all you want but do not, I repeat, do NOT be a ********* to her!! Mad Lucy

Cathy Cathy October 10, 2011, 7:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #184955


Ryo October 10, 2011, 7:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #184956

Aww, poor Lucy looks mortified.

Nice going, Mike.

limzee October 10, 2011, 7:23 PM EST.

Comment ID #184957

Aww poor Lucy but sometimes that happens ( in Mike’s case ) so… this situation will definitely get pretty darn awkward. heh heh Mike’s expressions

Hell In my Clouds October 10, 2011, 7:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #184958

God, mike. I knew you were starting to get a bit ****** off, but… overreact much? She knows you’re mad at her, WE ALL DO. If you had just kept your mouth shut then this could have been a normal chapter, maybe a chat or two about relationships, but otherwise, completely normal; BUUUUT NO! Someone’s gonna cry and it won’t be easy to get forgiven this time.

Wisp October 10, 2011, 7:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #184959

I really like how the style’s evolved and the drama’s gotten more.. well.. Dramatic. 8-D Good job on making an addictive web comic!!!

SHAZZAM October 10, 2011, 7:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #184961

I love what’s written on the board XD, and that was mean of Mike. Poor Lucy :(

Sirius October 10, 2011, 7:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #184963

Dem faces. :love:

Lol2u4u October 10, 2011, 8:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #184964

To assume is to make an “***” out of “u” and “me”

also, Interesting how in the book count banner, everywhere Mike goes he seems to be making people unhappy…

CatEyes October 10, 2011, 8:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #184965

im loving that irony but i love pauloxlucy soo too bad mike-y XD

Spotz October 10, 2011, 8:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #184966


Cata :3 October 10, 2011, 8:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #184967


Baeleox October 10, 2011, 8:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #184969

Mike’s kinda being a dick. Sucks when you’re genre savvy.

Hannibal October 10, 2011, 8:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #184970

just know that this is going to be an awsome chapter. mikie its realy all your falt for the pairing smarty!!!!!. i cant wait till wensday! :smirk:

jobielover October 10, 2011, 8:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #184971


Things that were bad in History:
The Plague
Sum Wars
Dat Potato Famine

Bwahahah. Teachers these days. :smirk:

PanPan October 10, 2011, 8:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #184973

I so called it. /me smug smile one my face

The Duck October 10, 2011, 8:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #184976

Can anyone else say… moron? Scarf boy just walked himself right into that one.

AflacMan13 October 10, 2011, 8:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #184977

Mike this is what happens when you tempt fate and a pissy history teacher. I’m feelin’ kinda bad for Lucy though, she’s more than likely gonna try and get into Mike’s good graces again, and then he’s gonna be all pissy and ****… these kids gotta get their act together…:/

Vega October 10, 2011, 8:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #184978

I agree Aflac, he should have complained if he did get paired with Lucy from the start.

I recon there should be a character charm for Noodles. that would be awesome XD

animelord October 10, 2011, 8:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #184979

mikes an jerk poor lucy

love poon October 10, 2011, 8:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #184980

@phoenix16 , You are my hero. I love your jokes. xD

Missme October 10, 2011, 9:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #184981

Oh dear poor Lucy….Mike that wasn’t necessary :C
Also….who the hell is Cletus?

Effie October 10, 2011, 9:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #184982


Hamshi October 10, 2011, 9:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #184983

;) Umad Mike? Trololololol.

Sonaaa October 10, 2011, 9:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #184984

A long time ago, in some place at some time….


Apparently there is some messed up conflict between two different sides for some reason. There is one side who is trying to declare themselves as the good guys, while the other side is doing the same. Obviously, both sides are trying to be the “good guys”, and even though one of them is truly evil and doing something totally evil that we don’t know about, they’re just a bunch of ******* who don’t want to admit it. At some point in this war, there will be some guy with a weird name who will come up and do something big which will make him seem 5% less of a tool than what people think.
Whatever happens in these war may or may not be epic, but it will just be something to talk about. This is the story of that wars, which we shall discuss….. *text fades out at the top of the chalkboard like star wars*

phoenix16 October 10, 2011, 9:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #184985

the heisenberg uncertainty principle also applies to cartoon cats, apparently

srs109 October 10, 2011, 9:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #184986

Mr. Noodles did not get what Mike was saying, lol, Mike you have your luck rating as high enough to get paired up with lucy. Be careful what you wish for. lol

Starkeyblade October 10, 2011, 9:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #184987

BOO! Random outburst of hate! Bad Mike D8!

Musashi October 10, 2011, 9:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #184988

I find this difficult to react to. Although my sights are set on Lucy and Mike, I am also curious about Sue’s fuss over her partner. We will figure out the mystery sooner or later

Roxas October 10, 2011, 9:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #184990

Okay, also there’s one last thing I want to know. This is my 3rd post on this page, and I should probably stop after this one. But anyway, here goes…
If memory serves me well, Abbey said on page 2 that he was ticked because xmas (for any non-christians out there reading this comment, I’ll say it like this to respect your beliefs and other bs) was coming up. So I’m assuming now that this chapter won’t entirely be about Mike and Lucy’s “Make up, Make out, Make babies” moment which will come later on in the chapter. Will there be some more detail into Abbey’s being a humbug (or the modern-day term: douche) during the holidays or will that be saved for another time?

phoenix16 October 10, 2011, 9:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #184991

P.S. If you trolls think you’re funny, that wouldn’t be the case. We all know that you are testing Suitcase’s patience when you comment. I’m not trying to be a pessimist when I say this, but it’s just a word of advice.

Roxas October 10, 2011, 9:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #184992

Just so you know, you don’t have to be Cristian to “celebrate” Christmas.

Roxas October 10, 2011, 9:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #184994

Mike’s level of douchebaggery seems dangerously high… He should change his ways before he is tortured/executed by most BCB fans. I much prefer Paulo’s douchebaggery cuz, well Paulo is awesomer, also it’s typically a lot more funny.
The book sales meter is awesome, it is also a great indicator of what an *** Mike has become. Always causing misery for his friends XP

Vulpinewolf October 10, 2011, 9:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #184995

Lol saw that one coming.

BustyLaroo October 10, 2011, 10:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #184996

Drama-chapter.. yey!
Also almost at that 600 book goooooooal. YEEEY 8-D

Abundant42 October 10, 2011, 10:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #184997

*Sighs and Shakes head* Bad move Mike, I understand your frustration with Lucy and all, but what would Sandy say about your sudden outburst?

Megaphone October 10, 2011, 10:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #184998

i feel so bad for Lucy. Mike you *******! Be nice to Lucy and let her be happy with as much of Paulo as she can get!! Mad Lucy

cheshiregirl October 10, 2011, 10:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #185000


OneLonelyPickle October 10, 2011, 10:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #185001

aaaaHAHA. Irony in the worst possible way!

Roger Siskel October 10, 2011, 10:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #185002

Mike you’re kind of a jerk.
I mean Paulo’s a jerk but he started out that way and we grew to love him for it.
Plus he makes up for it by doing nice things anyway and genuinely being a nice guy.
Mike’s just kind of spiraling down into an abyss of assholery. I mean there’s justification but he doesn’t have to rub it in Lucy’s face. Or make a scene.

Shannon October 10, 2011, 10:17 PM EST.

Comment ID #185003

I actually read the comments on Friday and someone noted Susan hadn’t been paired yet. XDD

Arkairyn October 10, 2011, 10:23 PM EST.

Comment ID #185005


“.. You got Cletus”


ExplainTHIS! October 10, 2011, 10:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #185008

lol mike is just stupid right at that moment

Blackheart October 10, 2011, 11:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #185010

I used to like mike but hes become a DB lately stop ur manstruating mike and be a normal friend Furious Abbey
Edit: No i really mean manstruating not menstruating its not fair to compair male and female emotional temper-tantrums. Different styles both equally annoying.

malaloman October 10, 2011, 11:23 PM EST.

Comment ID #185011

Poor Lucy :( Look at her embarrassed face!! Stuck with that jerk again…

Sars October 10, 2011, 11:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #185012

looks like Irish history
potatoes, potatoes, plague, potatoes + rain, potatoes, WW1, potatoes, rain, WW2, potatoes, NO POTATOES, rain, potatoes, potato blight

neb October 10, 2011, 11:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #185013

How strange “Epic rap battles of history-Vader vs Hitler” song goes together with this page SO well.

Kaleb T. October 10, 2011, 11:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #185016

I’m actually really hoping that stuff between the two of them gets resolved this chapter. I mean, they are like the two main characters, and they haven’t really had much development over the last few chapters. I want to know what happens with the first two characters I saw when I started reading this comic, you know?

Lv5whatever October 10, 2011, 11:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #185021

This makes me SO FLIPPING UPSET. Mad Lucy

Clare October 11, 2011, 12:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #185022

noodles /)^ɛ^(\\

cain 97 October 11, 2011, 12:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #185024

… Gentlemen, I present to you the $6,000,000 Douche!

I mean seriously, what the hell Mike!? Mad Lucy

Rain October 11, 2011, 12:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #185026

Not to be rude, but that’s kinda being simple-minded about Mike’s actions. Yes, I agree with you, hes blowing it out of proportion and being a major dick to Lucy, but he still does have some reason to do so, hes just taking advantage of that reason to get back at her. D:

Sandvich October 11, 2011, 12:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #185027

Mike got pwnd… =3= and omg he’s acting soooo… like an ******* seriously
>_ > and QQ on Sue lawl xD ;)

Who’s Cletus anyway? :question:

Leonmaster October 11, 2011, 12:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #185028

Hahaha, the 600 book goal updated again. Broken heart Lucy and ****** Paulo, what else is new? XD

Sandvich October 11, 2011, 12:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #185030

god mike’s become an *** Mad Lucy
cant paulo just dump that freshie and go be with lucy so mike can go away?

EmmaBemmaNem October 11, 2011, 1:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #185031

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat.

Russiarules1 October 11, 2011, 1:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #185033

Lol. Dat potato famine. Funny stuff here.

Vieno October 11, 2011, 1:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #185037

Those ****ing teachers always do that.

N-Star October 11, 2011, 2:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #185039

Bwahahah xD Oh god, Mike is in for it now! Can’t wait to read what happens next!

Aoriki October 11, 2011, 2:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #185040

Laughing pretty hard at “dat potato famine.”
Also I have faith that Mike doesn’t really mean that…

Million October 11, 2011, 2:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #185046

Mike has become a real Jackoff. I hope he gets punched in his face and gets over himself.

Jemmy October 11, 2011, 2:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #185049

dat potato……kept me laughing through the whole thing

etc. October 11, 2011, 3:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #185050

LOLLL Noodles: Betch please.

Nyaar October 11, 2011, 3:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #185052

Oh Mike, you know you still have feelings for Little Ol’ Lucy. <3

Zane October 11, 2011, 3:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #185054

BAM! He had it coming to him >:3 eat it Mike. Okay i feel better.
And I know this should turn out interesting…yet…hard for Lucy.

CrystalSon October 11, 2011, 3:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #185066

Furious Abbey Abby: I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ***
The only question is why is David out of the picture??? 8-D

IDog October 11, 2011, 5:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #185068

Dear Mike,


Sincerely, TLV.

TLV October 11, 2011, 5:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #185070

By the way, I no longer have any desire to see Mike Reach Sandy. (Expletive) Mike. I’ll buy TEN books to see him get curb-stomped.

TLV October 11, 2011, 5:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #185077

Wow, Mike, you really overreacted.

That must be freakin’ embarrassing.

DeSpErAtE567 October 11, 2011, 7:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #185078

predictable kitty is predictable

assassin250 October 11, 2011, 7:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #185079

I love the Chalkboard.

Things that are pretty bad in history

The Plauge
Sum Wars
Dat Potato Famine

- Zero

Zero_Starlight October 11, 2011, 7:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #185082

sometimes I read it and it seems like Mike’s being a jerk and other times it seems more that he’s become genre-savvy. Anyway hopefully this partnering will steer towards some MikexLucy and not that dark, dark pit involving Alexandre or whatever his name is. Oh, and you Paulo. Spread the screen time, would you? :3

toast October 11, 2011, 8:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #185083

ZOMG!!!11!!1!one (lame)
the bar is over 550…
Mike just leaves a warpath of destruction chasing after his sandy…

Desterga October 11, 2011, 8:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #185084

I loled at dat plot on the board.

Cyaniede October 11, 2011, 8:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #185085

Well done Mike.

wolfdragonful October 11, 2011, 9:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #185086

I have been a but confused. I can’t exactly remember why Mike hates Lucy so much. Can someone remind me? Or link me to the chapter where it happens?

Meh October 11, 2011, 9:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #185087

Wow… It’s almost hard to watch Mike make a fool of himself like this.


Site October 11, 2011, 9:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #185088

Mike is a dork. Not only did he make Lucy feel bad, he embaressed her if front of the whole class, BY EMBARESSING HIMSELF.

LOL, that blackboard 8D

tHe PuRpLe ShAdOw October 11, 2011, 10:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #185089

WHOOOOO!!! Finally managed to catch up with the comic after that… Ergh, AWFUL 13-month-without-internets, totally-not-forced-upon-me time u.u;; But it felt great to nail this whole year on 47 minutes XD

Also, only by so doing, I noticed the little changes in the comic by then. Paulo’s getting less stiffy about his pals for one. Seriously, before, it always felt like you could crush the cat by saying he “wasn’t cool” 8-D

And yeah, those things that didn’t changed a thing at all. Mike’s still on the sticks for staying with Lucy all the time, gosh… x3 I still don’t get why can’t he get used to it. I mean, after all these years of friendship and everything!

Though he’s sure holding a grudge about it… o.o Hope this flight doesn’t crash. Badly.

Billy MT October 11, 2011, 10:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #185090

What a way to make an a** out of yourself Michael. !o! Anyway… I think I see where this story’s going. Bring on the drama!

cracktastic October 11, 2011, 11:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #185091

Welcome to failsville. Population: Mike.
All aboard the fail train.
I could do this all day.

Hinochi October 11, 2011, 11:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #185092

Jeez Mike, why so sad? I thought you love Lucy T_T (sarcasm)
Mike loved Sandy. He left Lucy. Then Sandy left. Then he loves Lucy. Then he doesn’t. Then Sandy comes back into the picture. Mike hatehatehatehatehatehate Lucy. Nasty Mike.
But really. I hate Mike with aveeengence Mad Lucy Lucyy, don’t let him get you down…

Tessa Fan October 11, 2011, 12:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #185093

Hahaha, well done Mike, your plan of getting the desire of Lucy just for yourself is proggressing very well indeed. No really, it would be such a twist if Mike was actualy just acting out for some weird plan of his xD After all, he managed to get Lucy for himself again, didn’t he?

Luio October 11, 2011, 12:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #185094

That’s what you get for breaking the fourth wall Mike lol

Itsu October 11, 2011, 1:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #185095

I just gotta say one thing about this…
Mike = Sexually Frustrated…
That is all…

Fayt October 11, 2011, 2:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #185096

@toast: You mean Alejandro or Augustus?

Luigifan October 11, 2011, 2:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #185097

Sheesh, Mike.. you’re such a *****.

Twinkel13 October 11, 2011, 3:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #185098

aww poor sue

snowtiger October 11, 2011, 3:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #185099

all i can say is: what goes around, comes around, mikey boy :3

inumaru October 11, 2011, 4:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #185100

Embarassing… Seriously Mike, you may not like it, but keep your mouth shut. And see you just paired yourself with Lucy just because of that little stunt. You could have had Cletus. Could have had Cletus. Although he doesn’t sound like he was gonna be much help anyway. Way to make Sue ******.

Abbey’s staring at the speech bubble. : P Dat potato famine in Ireland? Rough man.

I really like all the different backgrounds in each little box that Mike is in. Really shows the progressing mood well. His fingers look a little bit wonky in the yellow panel though, although I can see how that’s hard to draw. Lucy’s bow looks to be drawn very well though. : )

Woah 570 books have been sold?!? Woo!

JC October 11, 2011, 4:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #185104

You know what i’m thinking?
Trolololololololololololololololololololololololol ol……

TurtleMan October 11, 2011, 4:34 PM EST.

Comment ID #185107

I love this comic but the whole thing with Lucy and Mike reminds me of my own past so it makes me so depressed. My best friend (who happened to be a guy) decided to hate me cuz of his girlfriend. And i’m a lot like Lucy personality wise! ugh… it was so much drama that still makes me sad. poor Lucy…I know how you feel.

Samantha October 11, 2011, 4:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #185108

mike you ****er! yeah, embarress Lucy and you too, yeah as usual, thanks its fine, just FINE dont get all bitchy god!

Prim October 11, 2011, 4:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #185110

Mike is way too obsessed about Lucy, even if it is in a negative way, if he isn’t going to care about her then he should just stop caring in general about what happens with her. He already vented out how he feels to her and made her feel like crap, so why is he just rubbing salt in the wound if she just wants to be friends with him again? It’s like he’s mad that she loves him when he’s the one that ran to a girl that he’s not going to be able to stay with anyways. Sandy’s life is on the fast track and he’s just going to be left in her dust, he’s not going to be able to stay with her because she’s going to have a higher, even busier lifestyle than what she has right now. He crushed on Sandy as a kid, then she moved. When they finally meet it’s going to be different than what they imagine..I got off track.. Lucy can do better than Mikey anyways

Tickled October 11, 2011, 5:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #185111

I bet Lucy is gonna be all; TT - TT
Mike, don’t be such a butt face. You could’ve had Sue or Cletus.
This will be a nice chapter. -U-

Meoww October 11, 2011, 5:49 PM EST.

Comment ID #185112

@JC - Subject: Abby staring at speech bubble

Could Abby be this comic’s version of Deadpool?
DeadpoolThought in yellow box: Do I still think in these little yellow boxes?
Deadpool: Yeah I’m good…
DeadpoolThought in yellow box: Oh Yellow box I’ve missed you… what fun we shall have together.

JackDesert October 11, 2011, 5:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #185114

I’ll bet sandy will break his heart…..then Lucy will be there to comfort Mike and she’ll bring up the whole first kiss thing….then it will end up like Paulo and Lucy befor and everything will be happy again….sounds a lot like my life currently.

Garek October 11, 2011, 6:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #185115

Yea! I finally caught up with reading the comics! When will volume 2 be out? …can’t wait ‘till Wednesday!!!

Jack October 11, 2011, 7:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #185118

……Mike’s been a freakin’ jerk lately……..-_-
LOL That potatoe famine xD

chickbabe208 October 11, 2011, 8:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #185119

Snap! Mike u made your point along time ago. Talk about embarrissing someone poor lucy. Lucy is going to either have a fear of itimacy with all this or augustus will bring her out of her shell.

JustSomeCritic October 11, 2011, 8:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #185120

There is a phrase for situations like this. “Think before you say something stupid.” It seems Mike never heard of that one before.

Quite a bit has changed since the beginning of this whole story, and I would have never thought he would be so hostile in ending this relationship. A more passive attitude seemed practical back when and then, but nothing is ever truly definite.

Krieger October 11, 2011, 8:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #185122

So…sum wars huh? I think I’ll work with dat potato famine.

Someguysname October 11, 2011, 8:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #185123

I normally don’t try to hate on comic characters, even if they’re being immature (Lucy and Mike, I’m looking at both of you). But really, Mike? If you want to avoid the girl, don’t speak up about her and imply that you hate her in front of a large group of people. The laws of nature dictate that you will get stuck with her.

And here I thought Mike was supposed to be the calmer, more mature one of the two. Whoop, guess not. :P

Flayco October 11, 2011, 8:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #185124

did I mention I really really really really hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE Mike now? he’s turned into such a self-centered a**hole. what a jerk.. CAN LUCY GET HIM A WAKE UP SLAP? PLEASE???? 8D MAKE HIM REALIZE SHE ACTUALLY DOESN’T GIVE A S*** ABOUT HIM AS A BOYFRIEND ANYMORE? please put him in his place o^o -sad puppy eyes-

anon October 11, 2011, 9:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #185125

Ups there goes the drama =3

El legendario October 11, 2011, 9:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #185126

I don’t blame Mike for being edgy. He was kind of strung along and taken advantage of by an emotionally unstable clingy person, and when he washes his hands of his emotionally abusive relationship with her, everyone treats HIM like the unreasonable one. He did the healthiest thing for himself and absolutely nobody is on his side about it. He could have handled it a lot better, but he’s like.. 15? 16? He’s a dumb emotional kid who made a surprisingly mature decision in a dumb emotional way.

Okay I’ve been reading way too much into this probably

Rixx October 11, 2011, 9:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #185127

Today, in AP US History, I wrote what is on the first panel on the board. One girl started cracking up, and I knew I had found a fellow BCB reader. Don’t find those often in real life.

Random Internet Loser October 11, 2011, 10:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #185128

@Random Internet Looser, I agree with you, I know they are out there, but thus far I have found none in Southern Indiana. *curses*

Deuce Moose October 11, 2011, 10:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #185129

Abbey looks more irritated at Mike than actually angry. But that’s my two cents.

Mike’s not thinking before speaking: apparently because he’s still sore with Lucy and is bottling up what’s going on inside him.

I think he’s also translating the confliction between him and Lucy (meaning that he loves her but also loves Sandy) into anger. It’s a male response of the “fight or flight” instinct. Getting mad.

So basically Mike’s just plain mad for loving Lucy. Because he feels unfaithful to both her and Sandy but is directing it at Lucy making him look like he hates her, when it’s actually the opposite.

…If I talked this much verbally this would be the most I’ve talked in my entire life.

And I’m the other James, not the one I’ve noted that also is here….(maybe I should change the nickname…)

James October 11, 2011, 10:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #185130

I feel bad for Lucy :( Mike needs to chill

Anthony_frost October 11, 2011, 10:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #185131

Now that I’ve mentioned this, can we try thinking a little more abstractly here: Mike isn’t hating or truly angry at Lucy. He’s angry at himself and his feelings.

Yes he’s angry about what happened between himself and Lucy and what she did to him, but he’s more angry at himself.

James October 11, 2011, 10:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #185132

Looks like Sue is the most mad of all.

Cyaniede October 11, 2011, 10:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #185133

Seems to me like Lucy is just his way to vent out his anger because Sandy isn’t there. He probably wishes Lucy were gone and Sandy was there instead.

He’s a pretty selfish kitty.

Psychnuat October 11, 2011, 10:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #185134

Mike is being a drama llama and a whiny female dog. He doesnt even realize how badly he just embarrassed lucy. He has turned into a jerk hasnt he?

Vincent October 11, 2011, 10:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #185135

“Dat potato farm”

I wish my lessons were that descriptive.

SplatterWolf October 11, 2011, 11:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #185136

Actually I believe that reads “Dat potato famine”.

Since its a list of bad things in history…

Doodleydoowop October 11, 2011, 11:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #185137

Oh Mike, making things so awkward for you and Lucy…..
Seriously though, I hope they at least become friends again, if not more than that 8-D

Kenodj October 11, 2011, 11:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #185138

well mike did it to himself this time.

And that chalk board is just awesome!

bordguy12 October 11, 2011, 11:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #185139

Mike just trolled himself :D Can’t wait to see what unfolds next

Neonik October 11, 2011, 11:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #185169

I find it difficult to locate my comment in this cluttered up list of comments. (for the idiots and trolls) WHERE’S THE HELL IS MY COMMENT?

Roxas October 12, 2011, 12:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #185183

Mike: Making situations awkward since…. hrmm..
Well either way, Mike you noob. Way. To. Go. :/

eatedurtaco October 12, 2011, 12:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #185284

Stupid freakin’ Mike. Should’ve complained about it under his breath like any other student in class :I

Slippy October 12, 2011, 8:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #185303

they shall all be ever so thankful none of them have to deal with Carter at least.

tony October 12, 2011, 10:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #185365

I wasn’t expecting that, stupid Mike, exploding in the worst situations

Cadmus October 12, 2011, 6:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #185392


Peach October 12, 2011, 9:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #185419

Dude Lucy’s face almost made me cry. Mike would hurt my feelings so bad… Lucy please be strong and show him you don’t need him this chapter. Make him realize what a jerk he’s being. God Mike, I understand what you’re feeling but don’t make Lucy suffer.

Sleepyface October 12, 2011, 11:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #185438

I want my history teacher to teach about “sum wars” and “dat Potato famine”

NOpe October 13, 2011, 4:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #185623

Okay, totally saw that coming. Absolutely saw it coming

S0me001 October 14, 2011, 2:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #185706

holy crap mike wats wrong with u? Furious Abbey dat must be so embarrassing for lucy y is he such a crybaby? :question: i mean look at lucy’s face in the second to last and last panel! poor lucy having to suffer like this… :(

DD October 14, 2011, 2:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #185718

It’s okay Sue, don’t worry, it could’ve been worse, you could’ve been paired up with Carter ~ XD

TheOriginalJoe October 14, 2011, 4:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #185731

things that are bad in history first panel
the plague
sum wars
dat potato famine

CaptianMorgan October 14, 2011, 8:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #185795

I hope he isn’t going to be like this the whole time or else Mr.noodles is punishing Lucy too.
Heheh, Noodles! 8-D

Trey October 15, 2011, 7:44 PM EST.

Comment ID #185847

heh, i love susan in the backround “shoot”

CJ October 16, 2011, 2:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #186440

Dare I say it? Yes, mike is a complete moron. Lol.

Kitson October 20, 2011, 6:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #187597

Mike “Fine pair me with Lucy” Mr.Noddles “Actually I was gonna pair you with him” Points at Carson “But you can have Lucy”

Sorry Imagination went a bit hyper X3

Zen October 31, 2011, 1:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #187902

Wow, somehow, I kinda expected that Mike was gonna be paired with Sue.

Had to do with the last one. Right.

Harris012 November 1, 2011, 9:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #188702

Mike’s apparently teaching a lesson of his own: Shooting Yourself In the Foot 101.

edgelesspigeon November 6, 2011, 1:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #188764

For those of you wondering who Cletus is, I found him

Sorry if this has already been pointed out.

Missme November 6, 2011, 8:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #188959

1) Could Mike be MORE of a dick to Lucy, oh please God I would love to hate him some more!
2) Mike needs to hurry up and realize that Lucy only likes him as a friend now and that she’s just upset because he’s avoiding her (or so it seems)

friendly100 November 7, 2011, 6:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #189874

Dangit, Missme! I was gonna point that out! RRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Random Internet Loser November 13, 2011, 6:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #192045

yes, sum wars were pretty bad.

Reiza November 21, 2011, 12:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #202239

At first I thought Susan was going to get “coitus” and I flipped.

Amazing Lagann December 21, 2011, 11:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #208337

Dat Potato Fan *cough* Germany *cough* good!*thumbs up*

Bittersweetlover! February 8, 2012, 12:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #212997

That should have been awesomely embarrassing, even I felt the embarrassment, or maybe its just because of my compassion

EricKm March 29, 2012, 11:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #215974

OH COME ON! MICHAEL, YOU SHOULD LOVE LUCY Furious Abbey! Oh, I learned how to use the emoticons 8-)

TheShucke May 7, 2012, 8:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #216045

I wonder why Mike hates her so much now? I mean, she did stop being a defensive bitch to him…

The Guy in the Background May 8, 2012, 4:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #216062

I just noticed this and wanted to share.

xLLx May 8, 2012, 9:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #216286


okdude May 11, 2012, 10:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #219829

Need a new partner, Mike?
Why not Zoidberg?

Dr. Zoidberg June 23, 2012, 4:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #220241

Calm down, Mike, and shut your mouth, before you say something you’ll regret. Oh wait, you just did and not only did you make yourself look like an idiot, but Lucy as well in front of the class.
The only thing that needs to happen now is for Mike to meet someone that brick walls as hard as he does. That’d be pure entertainment.

Sly63 June 27, 2012, 3:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #224118

There’s a saying where I’m from, think before ya speak.

Flyboy July 30, 2012, 11:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #228547


AnimeFox17 September 15, 2012, 4:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #229636

I agree with you teacher! u should punish make for makeing fusses for no reason xD

Ake October 1, 2012, 11:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #231592

…lol. Cletus.

Rylan October 19, 2012, 5:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #232257

That moment when you make an *** of yourself in front of the woman you are MEANT TO BE WITH.
HE IS. DON’T QUESTION MY OTP. IT’S BEAUTIFUL AND UNORIGINAL, BUT IT’S THE ONE I WANT… Either that or… Lucy with… One of my.. OCs.. (twiddles thumbs, looks away.)

Hoodlum November 4, 2012, 2:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #237470

dat potato famine

SorryIHomestuck January 27, 2013, 12:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #238084


Sarathewise February 1, 2013, 11:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #244389

Goddamnit Mike I swear if I had a punching bag it’d have your face on it >: (

4hStar April 30, 2013, 12:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #250754

Cletus 8-D

Mylo June 23, 2013, 8:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #254492

Being an a**hole hurts, don’t it!!

Brad July 23, 2013, 4:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #260540

You thought you could be genre savvy, Mike, but look where it got you. :P

Cal September 28, 2013, 1:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #265941

Lucy is ashaaaamed. Nice Mike, nice. Totally smooth.

Anonymousx101 November 15, 2013, 8:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #271831


Yes January 6, 2014, 6:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #284545

micheal: F***

TemplarArchon_Hunter July 28, 2014, 10:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #286843

Hm. The “What could have been”, if only Noodles had stuck with the original pairings. :-| That’s a sad thing to think about in retrospect.

daft_inquisitor September 17, 2014, 6:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #296333

YOU NEED A DAMN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. God Mike’s been ******* me off lately ._.

Qebonut March 30, 2015, 3:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #296580

The chalkboard is amazing. Especially “dat potato famine” XD

yellowcrash10 April 3, 2015, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #298283

The place
Sum wars
Dat potato ???

GreenEyesBlueLight April 29, 2015, 3:38 PM EST.

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