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Also to the people who are all “I’m done with this because of twilight!!!”: grow up. You’re not impressing anyone on the internet by acting so snarky and up yourself over a really stupid series. I mean christ I think Twilight is terrible, but I would recognise I’m writing for kids who are between the ages of 13-15.. so no duh that maybe one or two or them woulda read the story, let alone liked it.
Seriously how hilarious is it that people thought Paulo was instantly uncool even though he even admits in this page that he barely read the thing and is only doing it to impress his girlfriend? Christ some of you people should stop acting like hating Twilight is the kool kidz thing to do. Go with the flow, jesus.
Ha, beat you, spacemouse.
BLUH/snoregore October 13, 2010, 12:44 AM EST.
aww man it won’t let me see the comic page o.-
shywolfshy October 13, 2010, 12:45 AM EST.
For the first time, I agree with Yashy.
Something must be really wrong.
Zoé October 13, 2010, 12:45 AM EST.
SpaceMouse October 13, 2010, 12:46 AM EST.
SPARKLES ALL UPINS
Credence October 13, 2010, 12:46 AM EST.
Paulo is always cool. Fact.
theunwiseman October 13, 2010, 12:48 AM EST.
This page is so wonderful Tae
rocketpony October 13, 2010, 12:48 AM EST.
Twilight is for gay, Harry Potter is the only choice for heavy cocked men !
Tim October 13, 2010, 12:50 AM EST.
Bahaha, poor Paulo. His expression in the last two panels is just priceless.
Zhefyr October 13, 2010, 12:50 AM EST.
Justice October 13, 2010, 12:50 AM EST.
Oh she threw sparkles on him? THOSE WILL TAKE FOREVER TO GET OFF…. HHHHHNGGGGG!!
KSib October 13, 2010, 12:50 AM EST.
THE SPARKLE, IT BURNS US
OHLAWD October 13, 2010, 12:51 AM EST.
Where was she carrying the glitter? That outfit doesn’t look like it has pockets.
Aidinthel October 13, 2010, 12:52 AM EST.
The picture is complete!!
Ennkai October 13, 2010, 12:54 AM EST.
Hahaha, oh, I kinda saw that coming xD
… Kinda. 8D
PotatoMuffin October 13, 2010, 12:54 AM EST.
Pfft, now THAT was awesome…
“Paulo hold still…”
*THROWS SPARKLES EVERYWHERE~~*
Genius, PURE genius!!
Lola October 13, 2010, 12:55 AM EST.
And thus Paulo was blinded by the sparkles. The End
Wait isn’t the sparkles only suppose to happen in the sunlight. Not that it matters I guess.
PadawanSerry October 13, 2010, 12:55 AM EST.
@Taeshi: That definitely made my day.
Poor Paulo, it’s going to take forever to get all that glitter out of his eyes.
Sean October 13, 2010, 12:57 AM EST.
every time you put Jasmine in the comic i like her more.
Flash October 13, 2010, 12:59 AM EST.
the “shine dust” throwing efect kind of remind me prehistoric fighting games. Like she getting hit or make a combo or both of them.
Bloodbath October 13, 2010, 1:02 AM EST.
Jasmine used glitter attack on Paulo
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE
G October 13, 2010, 1:02 AM EST.
Should I have read twilight to understand what Jazzie just did to Edward in the last panels?
Purin October 13, 2010, 1:02 AM EST.
OMG, Epic costume has been made epic… er? well u know what I mean xD. Jasmine its a genius hahahaha Yashy couldn’t say it better u_u lol.. Paulo is still cool anyway :rolleyes:
@News post I think Twilight its cool, thx to my best friend (woman) haha she made me read it x3, and I really like it , but yeah ur rite, even at school they are like “WHAAAT?!?! U LIKE TWILIGHT?!?, ur so gay for that!” I really hate that kind of ppl.. ¬ ¬
Leonmaster October 13, 2010, 1:05 AM EST.
On news post: You go Taeshi!
Marona October 13, 2010, 1:06 AM EST.
Well, at least now Paulo can relate to Jessica. Because glitters are like herpes:
It just keeps reappearing.
Chihana October 13, 2010, 1:06 AM EST.
(For any that care, this is Void under a new handle)
Must. Not. Hate. Jasmine. For. Literary. Choices. >XP
In any case, I fully agree with Yashy’s statement. >.>
Heh, but seriously, I’m think I’m going to enjoy seeing a bit more of Jazzie in this arc and seeing how the rest of the gang reacts to her now that she and Paulo are getting sorta serious.
Also, I hope that Jasmine kept summa that glitter. It could make for some awesome ‘Ninja Zombie Geisha’ effects if she wanted to go that route.
Daeva October 13, 2010, 1:07 AM EST.
Sparkly Vampire! Next thing you know she’s going to be having spine-breaking Paulo-Babies.
Patchy October 13, 2010, 1:09 AM EST.
JASMINE used SANDSTORM!
NoCreativeNames October 13, 2010, 1:09 AM EST.
@purin: twilight vampires are famous for sparkling, and not burning, in the sunlight. Which is partly why anyone with any appreciation for “classic” vampires detests it.
and I will say this. referencing twilight is ok, using it for an extended period is fine, but if Lucy becomes a twilight fangirl then I will do something… violent
Darkdrake October 13, 2010, 1:10 AM EST.
Lucy doesn’t seem like a Twilight fangirl.
NoCreativeNames October 13, 2010, 1:11 AM EST.
sue is a scientist of some kind?
crimsondarkwof October 13, 2010, 1:12 AM EST.
I’m with Yashy: GAY
ChewySmokey October 13, 2010, 1:13 AM EST.
Lol after looking back at the two-hundred-and-something-comments on the last page, reading the ones involving him not sparkling sure made me laugh considering this page xD I really like the execution there. His expression in the last panel amuses me so |3
And people who are hating over Paulo or BCB over something like Twilight references are being silly. x3 I just wonder if the ‘hate’ for Paulo would probably shift to Jasmine since she’s the Twilight fan apparently o 30
FoxinRamen October 13, 2010, 1:16 AM EST.
Lol, she made him sparkly.
Silvermane October 13, 2010, 1:17 AM EST.
Not to sound like a douche or anything but Im a 19 year old collage kid and I know at least 15 other collage kids who read this comic so that age bracket might not be all too accurate but other than that GLITTER SKIN FTW!!!1!
Holywolf13 October 13, 2010, 1:19 AM EST.
Heheheh. I like Jasmine even more now. Bravo, little one. (Claps)
King October 13, 2010, 1:20 AM EST.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLSPARKELSATTACKLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! That is kind of stupid though.
random fan October 13, 2010, 1:21 AM EST.
this is gone end bad i just know it since anything with twilight in it is anding bad
emperor bacon October 13, 2010, 1:21 AM EST.
A wave of glitter! That made me laugh. I cringe every time I saw a Twilight movie and someone sparkles, but this just almost made me die laughing.
Six October 13, 2010, 1:25 AM EST.
A wild Paulo appeared!
Jasmine used Glitter Shower!
It’s super effective!
The wild Paulo fainted!
Jasmine gained 237 Exp. points!
Homeslice20x6 October 13, 2010, 1:26 AM EST.
HA. I KNEW IT.
And Taeshi, you just took the words outta my mouth. Paulo can be such a freaken sweetheart.
Stef October 13, 2010, 1:31 AM EST.
10:36 pm, 10/12/10 your updates early by my time
sincerly, the wii anonymous currently on a computer
anonymous October 13, 2010, 1:36 AM EST.
Haha I’ll admit I read twilight because of my girlfriend and I actually liked it
NRansom October 13, 2010, 1:40 AM EST.
… uhhh where was she keeping that glitter the whole time… in her kimono?
Shadow October 13, 2010, 1:42 AM EST.
YES glitter!! I was waiting for that, Taeshi. (Also, way to stick it to the **********. )
Morgan October 13, 2010, 1:44 AM EST.
… Jasmine is totally pulling an awesomeface in the last panel.
Silent Observer October 13, 2010, 1:46 AM EST.
Wow so early n already so many comments
pyrodude October 13, 2010, 1:47 AM EST.
Twilight is dumb but I like Paulo’s vampire costume and reasoning lol
spynae October 13, 2010, 1:49 AM EST.
I that quiz, are they really asking if i like spyware?
Naeght October 13, 2010, 1:53 AM EST.
yea it would have been cool if it was true blood but look at the demographic…. also totally worth it for the sparkles.
kaze October 13, 2010, 1:54 AM EST.
NOOOOOOOOO!!! *beat* NOOOOOOO!!1!11ONE!
Well, I guess I cant say nothing about the sparkles. After all, vampires DO sparkle… right before burst into flames.
I dont know Taeshi, but if that was the case, I would say she just troll us with the sparkle joke. xD
fantoche_xiii October 13, 2010, 2:01 AM EST.
I thought i smelled body glitter
Vampsonic October 13, 2010, 2:01 AM EST.
I love Paulos face in that last panel… Could totally imagine him thinking: “What the f— just happened?”
Also, I actually read all of Twilight (hate if you want), and though I wasn’t particularly fond of it, I still don’t mind people who do love it. And Paulos costume still cracks me up (He can totally pull off the dazzling look )
Emily October 13, 2010, 2:05 AM EST.
YAY! I love this page! Ah jasmine, if only you knew. GLITTER!!!!!
kara-yasuragi October 13, 2010, 2:06 AM EST.
Haha this reminded me of an essay or somting my brother wrote it basicly cover how the athour of twilight had no ideawhat vampire was TIP IF YOU PLAN TO WRITE A BOOK KNOW WHAT IT’S ABOUT
Cyber sandwhich October 13, 2010, 2:06 AM EST.
wait does this mean that Paulo is gay?
JetFire October 13, 2010, 2:07 AM EST.
Thank you Taeshi! You said it perfect.
Im so sick of people hating stuff because its the cool thing to do =.=
Skelei October 13, 2010, 2:08 AM EST.
Someone should have should have went as Navi x3
“Hey Listen!” “Hey Listen!” “Hey Listen!”
Vampsonic October 13, 2010, 2:10 AM EST.
So…should I just assume this is just a bad page to start on? *off to the first page I suppose*
Jake Deox October 13, 2010, 2:13 AM EST.
The bird shouldve been Navi. And yashi could e been link. Haha
AxeLurker October 13, 2010, 2:15 AM EST.
I will spam with another comment coz I need to say this:
I dont think somebody here hate, will hate, or is hating any character, Taeshi or any other person commenting.
IMO, we are only doing “the funny way” and joking about Twilight for kicks.
I will admit that this joke, make me even see Twilight like something funny and forget any pre-conceived idea, and the heck I loled.
Thanks for that Tae, you make me feel that we can all laugh together and not about anyone else.
fantoche_xiii October 13, 2010, 2:18 AM EST.
You could read them all… but I’d suggest using the reading guide on the main page. Otherwise it’ll probably take at least 6 hours of straight reading to catch up. Well, closer to at least 8. I thought it was worth it personally… but then again, I thought the same about watching the first three seasons of Lost. O.o (It seemed like a good idea at the time)
Tal October 13, 2010, 2:18 AM EST.
Hey, I hated Twilight before it was cool >>
Love the comic, though I lol’d when Jazzie threw the glitter on Paulo xD
Megan October 13, 2010, 2:19 AM EST.
Me Am Never Disappoint
Wolfei October 13, 2010, 2:20 AM EST.
….aaaaaaaaaaand bam! That’s what I was waiting for.
TheDrunkenPrincess October 13, 2010, 2:23 AM EST.
I got it, I got it!
She has the glitter inside her kimono sleeves!
Do I get a cookie?
fantoche_xiii October 13, 2010, 2:24 AM EST.
Wow, they’re adorable.
DietCoke October 13, 2010, 2:39 AM EST.
I can help it, paulo looks like a MAN in the last panel
travelling raider October 13, 2010, 2:42 AM EST.
i agree with little cute yashy ^^
also i agree with sue TWILIGHT SUCKS! (i read it to the quarter of the third book - it SUCKED!) ^^
Mblaze October 13, 2010, 2:45 AM EST.
Well at least Paulos a supportive boyfriend.
Also I’ve read Twilight and own the books, I don’t love it but don’t hate people if they do. It does however annoy the $&@/ put of me when people get aggressive if I say that I don’t love it. Also if they ask “team Edward or Jacob?” they both end up with girls MUCH, MUCH younger than them probably not realy the best guys to crush on.
KaitieLou October 13, 2010, 2:47 AM EST.
The transformation is complete! >:D
…And he still looks gay. >:T
N8 October 13, 2010, 2:50 AM EST.
REAL… VAMPIRES… DON’T… SPARKLEEEEEEEEEE! *stabs edward* seriously, the makers of twilight should get an idea from underworld, lots of gore, hot female protagonist wearing leather(or if you rather, epic male guy like blade) and baddies who want to destroy the world, that is why i will not read twilight
Lakie October 13, 2010, 2:51 AM EST.
Honestly, I wish people would stop talking about the like it’s hell on earth/a Godsend book series. It’s simple. “Do you like Twilight?”
“Okay then I’ll talk to someone else about it.”
Is that REALLY so hard to do?
But Paulo Edward made me giggle. Especially Jasmine’s joy at having an Edward of her own. Fits freshmen perfectly too. =) Also we get a sense of how… unaffected by mass social phenomenon that Lucy is.
Agentwebdog October 13, 2010, 2:56 AM EST.
Rio October 13, 2010, 2:57 AM EST.
I’d be scared if a Twilight character came up to me.
Evan October 13, 2010, 3:05 AM EST.
Oh god yes, Yashy xD
I love the sparkly-gayness at the end xD
Totally think that someone is going to make the comment,
“Guys who Sparkle don’t usually like Girls”.
Natural-Depression October 13, 2010, 3:05 AM EST.
Mike was proven wrong.
HO’ DAMN! D|
Profesor Rod October 13, 2010, 3:07 AM EST.
Guys who Sparkle don’t usually like Girls.
Yes, this is on purpose :3
But I the sparkling in the end made me laugh really hard, even though I’m sick with a 38.smthngº fever
ShadoWKilleR October 13, 2010, 3:08 AM EST.
haha, funny thing is im 18 and this comic is awesome
Aj October 13, 2010, 3:08 AM EST.
And then: FIRE. FIRRREEEEEEEEEEEE. It’s the only way to purge the sparkles.
Skyen October 13, 2010, 3:11 AM EST.
Bwaahahhahaha…. This is only funny because I HATE twilight. This is awesome.
Nyanko October 13, 2010, 3:22 AM EST.
Oh come on, we all know Paulo only did it so he could get laid ;P
The sparklies joke is hilarious, though. Poor Paulo.
Titanium Dragon October 13, 2010, 3:36 AM EST.
Haha Glitter Bombed!!!
Blackmage835 October 13, 2010, 3:44 AM EST.
I find the satire in this one good Taeshi, kinda putting both halves into one page, the fan girl, and those of us who really couldn’t care less , or even hate the series. /shrug. Either way good job.
Rue October 13, 2010, 4:02 AM EST.
“Even though”?? I’m inclined to think that he is uncool *because* he is just doing this to impress his girlfriend. That is, he is not being himself.
Pvblivs October 13, 2010, 4:18 AM EST.
Oh it was Edward from Twilight.
(real comment) Paulo why did you allow yourself to become shiny and Mike is right your not all that scary is it because you want to impress “someone” that I don’t even know who he/she is?
kirkiss October 13, 2010, 4:21 AM EST.
Oh Jasmine, you’re so adorable. I can’t not like you even though you read Twilight. X3
SkylineFaux October 13, 2010, 4:23 AM EST.
Wait.. I don’t get the last two panels. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT ON M- *boot’dededed*
GaijinDX October 13, 2010, 4:26 AM EST.
It’s a little known fact that Edward sparkles when hit by sunlight.
Oh, and isn’t this quite coincidental?
SkylineFaux October 13, 2010, 4:35 AM EST.
LOOOOOOOOOL~!! LOve the touch with the sparkles!!! GAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! AWSOME!!!
Sano~ October 13, 2010, 4:48 AM EST.
Hum….is not for nuthing, but since I heard that you got plans to publish this in book formate, guess better you look out about referring Twilight’s books. Laws are really an *** about mentionating them without permission
Ana aka Knux-the-Killer October 13, 2010, 4:50 AM EST.
oh man. she gets less and less enjoyable as a character every time (not to stereotypically hate on Twilight… this is more anti-Twilight-fan than anything else)
SJ October 13, 2010, 5:09 AM EST.
I am just pretty much sick of Twilight because I live so close to Forks. Put yourself in my shoes, you’d understand. So many people come to our area because of the book and I get tons of questions from tourists and stuff. I just wish it could be forgotten really.
The sparkle joke was pretty funny and I still plan on reading your comic.
Just wanted to put in my two cents.
Betharoo October 13, 2010, 5:27 AM EST.
I love how Mike saying “you couldn’t be LESS scary” reminded her about the glitter!
KaitieLou October 13, 2010, 5:30 AM EST.
Twilight! But nice joke though with the glitter, to bad he didn’t get any in his eyes. x3
Duce October 13, 2010, 5:42 AM EST.
i think its cute
i still love mikes costume
bigdogstan October 13, 2010, 5:46 AM EST.
at first i thouth its was some water then it hit me, those vamoires turn all shiny in the light. ……. i never did like twiliight.
Zeo October 13, 2010, 5:51 AM EST.
and here i was about to jokingly ask where his sparkles were
dotdotdot? October 13, 2010, 5:57 AM EST.
Jasmine killed paulo with a headshot
Grunt birthday party!
That is all
JephemeraL October 13, 2010, 6:01 AM EST.
i like and dislike twilight, its actually not the worst story ever but the ideas meyer had for the vampires is just retarded and i recognize that even though in the book they call them werewolves and everyone calls them werewolves if you actually read the story you would recognize they are actually just shape shifting spirit warriors from the indian ancestory they just call them werewolves for lack of a better term
naravine October 13, 2010, 6:01 AM EST.
And sue is my new best friend
JephemeraL October 13, 2010, 6:03 AM EST.
NOOO!!! I actually PRAYED for the glitter to stay away! Twilight: Proof That There’re No Gods.
Deadbeetz October 13, 2010, 6:07 AM EST.
bob October 13, 2010, 6:18 AM EST.
Angry Author over the people’s stupidity over a retarded book series. I feel your pain crazed up fame absorber. I feel your pain. *burn burn burn burn!* Sorry Author. YOU MUST DIE!
Oddly enough though lucy seems to be maturing more and more. Though seeing this the author will tear that away too. one thing about webcomics. The author is RIGHT THERE to ruin what ever people enjoy by reading the comics. OOOOOOOOOOR <(Put it there so you know I am not just being NEGATIVE!) He can make it better. (I feel like a evil retarded dictator. Seeing as I said it about myself feel free to agree. Then com-bust into flames. Thank you.)
Over all. I am losing interest. Not because of the twilight fact. I mean there is no point in reading drama, when people thrive off of drama, give drama, and lose the retarded game they try playing. *sigh*
Mr.D October 13, 2010, 6:21 AM EST.
I can understand Paulo reading it a little for her (i did the same thing), but that glitter thing is just downright funny! I was wondering where it was….
X-Saber October 13, 2010, 6:23 AM EST.
This just made my day ten times more fantastic. Well played, Taeshi. Well played indeed.
Kiera October 13, 2010, 6:37 AM EST.
chris October 13, 2010, 6:39 AM EST.
I hate Twilight……put Paulo getting hit by glider is funny.
John Wolf October 13, 2010, 6:40 AM EST.
Pathetique October 13, 2010, 6:51 AM EST.
Jazzie x Paulo. They look good together. Jazzie is one LUCKY freshman!
neko66 October 13, 2010, 6:55 AM EST.
JUhehSusss CHRIhihhihiSSSTTT….(uncontrollable laughter fail)…..HAHAHA, Now that almost made my day, but this beat you to it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_16lkXLyw
Tstriker1 October 13, 2010, 7:01 AM EST.
Looks like Mike was just proved wrong.
Omgits October 13, 2010, 7:03 AM EST.
THIS IS AMAZING. Twilight hater guilty as charged. so it’s so true.
KitKat October 13, 2010, 7:10 AM EST.
Saiyza October 13, 2010, 7:15 AM EST.
Golden-Eyed Wolf October 13, 2010, 7:15 AM EST.
Oh… it’s shiny. And glittery and… GAY? ;]
Bard October 13, 2010, 7:17 AM EST.
Ha ha. Nice touch.
Moddy Auld October 13, 2010, 7:18 AM EST.
Don’t care to look cool, just degrading really…but it’s all ok. Lucy’s vampire more than than makes up for it.
Blake October 13, 2010, 7:21 AM EST.
Hating on Twilight is old, gaiz.
Loving this comic no matter what is what’s in.
Noble October 13, 2010, 7:22 AM EST.
Paulo’s face in the last panel…xD
TheGirlWhoNeverComments October 13, 2010, 7:23 AM EST.
I thought jokingly before about Jazz hitting Paulo with the glitter, but I didn’t expect Taeshi to actually make that joke.
Hannibal October 13, 2010, 7:26 AM EST.
GLITTER. NEVER. LEAVES.
Paulo’s gonna be sparkling until the end of BCB, fact.
Xenni October 13, 2010, 7:31 AM EST.
Shock and awe October 13, 2010, 7:33 AM EST.
Also, to expand on Xenni’s post… Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies… once it gets on you, it never. comes. off.
Gabriel Kaxbe October 13, 2010, 7:52 AM EST.
Love Yashi’s and Sue’s response. On a side note: I have a stash of glitter I throw on my husband from time to time just to **** him off…..I’m so mean lol.
Iris October 13, 2010, 7:53 AM EST.
damnit kaxbe, i was just about to post the exact same thing about glitter just to read you stealing my thunder TT_TT
naravine October 13, 2010, 7:54 AM EST.
I hate twilight but i love the stories here ^_^ I’ll never stop reading o.o ADDICTION RULES
Kyotoshien October 13, 2010, 8:03 AM EST.
There we go!
kLV3s October 13, 2010, 8:08 AM EST.
I wish my girl friend could magically produce sparkles, but no all she can do is lasers. also I love the faces in panel 10.
Droog October 13, 2010, 8:17 AM EST.
I lol’d lots!
Axlyions October 13, 2010, 8:17 AM EST.
i love twilight! ^_^. the books anway,the movies sux!
thatonechic October 13, 2010, 8:21 AM EST.
GADOOSH and then there was GLITTER.
Lindsay October 13, 2010, 8:21 AM EST.
BWUHARHARHAR!!! Didn’t see that commin’ did ya Paulo? hæhæhæ
Sane October 13, 2010, 8:24 AM EST.
Ha, I knew he was one of those sparkling vampires!
Flame-LoneWolf October 13, 2010, 8:27 AM EST.
Sonata October 13, 2010, 8:28 AM EST.
Ahah… What’s depressing here is that I read the twilight series for the exact same reason as Paulo did, to make my younger and impressionable girlfriend happy. I’m not saying it was good, but people do these things for a reason.
Also! Jazzie jazzie jazzie jazzzie jaaaazzzzzziiieeee
Ace October 13, 2010, 8:29 AM EST.
I thought it was an alright series. Not brilliant, but not crap either. Just an average book.
The films, however, are a different matter all together. They really suck (not in the blood kinda way!)
Just in case you’re wondering, I’m male.
MoonHitler October 13, 2010, 8:34 AM EST.
Taeshi don’t kill Jasmine cool ¬_¬
Anyway she is owning all the staff xd
Faustii_Goethe October 13, 2010, 8:38 AM EST.
Lucy didn’t read twilight? RUN LUCY! PROTECT YOURSELF!
Guy October 13, 2010, 8:47 AM EST.
Really, Twilight….Excuse me while I go and shoot myself
Nia October 13, 2010, 8:49 AM EST.
Yes really @Nia
oh and GILITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude... wait what October 13, 2010, 8:51 AM EST.
Paulo just died for me… All hope is lost…
Valumior October 13, 2010, 8:52 AM EST.
Hahaha oh my God yes. Jasmine is just too cool.
Gabriel Mobius October 13, 2010, 8:53 AM EST.
Yashy, Sue and Jazzie are awesome on this page. Let the fairy jokes fly!
Leaving a Comment October 13, 2010, 8:53 AM EST.
Alceris October 13, 2010, 8:53 AM EST.
haha, paulo didnt know what is happening, the last face show it, he have to be thinking -i should have read more-
and twiligth well, it suck but well, who i am to tell what is cool and what not, besides, its a comic, a very good and awsome webcomic, but its still a webcomis
miguel October 13, 2010, 8:55 AM EST.
ANinnyMouse October 13, 2010, 8:56 AM EST.
Most of people that hates twilight don’t even readed the original “Dracula”.
They are like, some kind of retarded anti-fan boys
Faustii_Goethe October 13, 2010, 8:58 AM EST.
Twilight is by far the worst thing to happen to the horror genre since the end of WWII.
That being said, why would anyone stop reading such an excellent comic because of it?
truehyuga October 13, 2010, 9:19 AM EST.
Yep Paulo, once ya sparkle there’s no goin back. Rest in peace Paulos manliness.
Kitmaro October 13, 2010, 9:19 AM EST.
Got it right. I’m a jinx
miki123 October 13, 2010, 9:24 AM EST.
>u< This is so funny!
Annenenenananabanana October 13, 2010, 9:29 AM EST.
oh god… I used to actual like Jazzie’s character… ugh now i just don’t know
questionablekitty October 13, 2010, 9:39 AM EST.
People would be stupid to stop reading this. C:
NTR33 October 13, 2010, 9:40 AM EST.
Grass October 13, 2010, 9:40 AM EST.
Lucy’s face in the first panel and Paulo’s face in the last panel totally make this page for of win
Crikklekay October 13, 2010, 9:45 AM EST.
Of course Lucy has never heard of it, but I bet Daisy has^^
Co0kieL0rd October 13, 2010, 9:45 AM EST.
Toeto October 13, 2010, 9:53 AM EST.
HAHAHAHAHA, HE’S SPARKLING
Taeshi I love you xDDD This made my day. ROFL.
I was like Jasmine as a freshman. I love love LOVED Twilight because I’m a hopeless romantic. However, rereading the books the year afterward, and reading all the essays about why the storyline is so poor and Edward and Bella’s relationship is so unhealthy and stuff, I realized that this wasn’t the kind of romance that I should be fandoming over. Edward has nine of the main traits of an abusive boyfriend, which is… hilarious, because he sparkles xDD So ironic.
Still, seeing Paulo and Jasmine pulls a tiny ache in my heart for what could have been, as far as Lucy x Paulo.
Skygaze October 13, 2010, 9:53 AM EST.
haha it’s so funny you said grow up becausee… twilight suks and it’s for little teenage girls livin in a dream world.
blowin this popsicle stan October 13, 2010, 9:55 AM EST.
but don’t worry im not leaving because of it that would be childish but it’s childish to like twilight so ha suk it!
blowin this popsicle stan October 13, 2010, 9:56 AM EST.
she threw glitter on him..must be daytime lol
but seriously..twilight does suck..
Hakinsuke October 13, 2010, 9:59 AM EST.
Jazzie needs to be turned into a major character.NOW.
Toeto October 13, 2010, 10:10 AM EST.
i really hate jasmine…she needs to run off a cliff…paulo x lucy 4-ever!
M October 13, 2010, 10:10 AM EST.
Not to mention that artwork in the Twilight Graphic novels are UGLY!!!
They say that artwork is supposed to be a style girls like?!
Though I’m a girl I liked like Shonen with a fnatasy theme.
Now I see why I like more Shonen than Shojo
Thought there are some vampire and romance series I like
Cat October 13, 2010, 10:11 AM EST.
I never really cared for the series it can go jump off a cliff for I all I care. I love the fact that your poking fun at it. All we have to do now is make sure that more do so
Kamon October 13, 2010, 10:12 AM EST.
Vampires are supposed to wither away in sunlight, not sparkle. Then again if they prey on humans that are easily distracted that would be an advantage.
“It’s a vampire!! Ahh Run ru.. oh shiny..” *chomp*
Dracowolf October 13, 2010, 10:14 AM EST.
Glitter… Its the best addition for his outfit!
Also my first comment ever after reading for a year!
Zane October 13, 2010, 10:15 AM EST.
It’s not funny
It’s, in yashy’s words, gay.
G.Arcantos October 13, 2010, 10:23 AM EST.
I knew that either he was doing it for ironic purpose or that jasmine liked the book. Really, no self respecting man subject themselves to that unless they are either gay, ironic, or trying to get with a fan of the book.
Anyway I’m probably rambling so I’ll stop here.
Also as you have probably noticed is that I dislike even the best romantic films/books so I won’t go too far into a subject that is like playing minesweeper, on hard mode, blind, with angry wolves and hungry bears.
cynicalAlchemist October 13, 2010, 10:28 AM EST.
HAHAHAHA! His reaction to be glittered is priceless.
??? October 13, 2010, 10:33 AM EST.
lol i just love how “freshmen” paulo’s lil girlfriend is acting. and i can bet this is a fantasy of many females old and young out there
topper.ort October 13, 2010, 10:33 AM EST.
I don’t like Twilight, but that doesn’t mean I’d stop reading your comic. Your comic is awesome!
Besides, I love how you are making fun of Twilight with this strip.
Asiaticfox October 13, 2010, 10:34 AM EST.
scott pilgrim October 13, 2010, 10:34 AM EST.
im with the lil’ guy, thats gay.
thatonedude October 13, 2010, 10:37 AM EST.
El Legendario October 13, 2010, 10:43 AM EST.
Cause no Twilight costume is complete without ze glitter. P:
Sadomaschochist October 13, 2010, 10:46 AM EST.
They might not be impressing anyone with their Twilight Hate but they managed to make you rage, so that’s a point for them.
Anonymus October 13, 2010, 10:51 AM EST.
haha. see, that is why i did NOT read any of Twilight. also, for the people calling this gay, you do know gay means happy or homosexual right?
Joe Bob October 13, 2010, 10:52 AM EST.
Oh my the glitter is a hilarious touch.
Zephyrion October 13, 2010, 10:54 AM EST.
You should be willing to do anything for your GF, especially if it makes them giggle and blush
Kdebones October 13, 2010, 10:57 AM EST.
lolz sparkal faryz
Senator Splash October 13, 2010, 10:58 AM EST.
Wh… What did she just do?!
Rober2 October 13, 2010, 11:01 AM EST.
I’m done with this because of twilight!!!
And by “this,” I mean the sandwich that I am holding. You alright, Taysh, but your fans? They kinda dumb.
J. Vincero (Jerk) October 13, 2010, 11:01 AM EST.
Twilight sucks, end of story. I don’t jate anyone who likes it, I’m friends with a few. It’s there choice. I absolutely can’t stand it cause it just ruins the names of vampires and werewolves everywhere (Blade and Underworld, fav vampire/werewolf movies). Tho it was freaking hilarious when Jasmine threw the sparkles at Paulo. And his face after says, “OMG I look like a ******”
Necroking564 October 13, 2010, 11:04 AM EST.
G October 13, 2010, 11:05 AM EST.
Vincero, as always, you hit the nail on the head with a minimum of fuss and political correctness.
Jeff in Aus October 13, 2010, 11:06 AM EST.
@Rober2: She had glitter
G October 13, 2010, 11:06 AM EST.
i can’t say that twilight was the best thing i’ve ever read but come on! it can’t be that bad can it? :3 sue rocks!
ciz123 October 13, 2010, 11:09 AM EST.
damn you look gay Paulo, nice sparkles to.
the gray angel October 13, 2010, 11:09 AM EST.
Only read a small part or not, you’re still as much of an anus as you normally are, Paulo. This is just steel-tipped ammunition for the war against the orange menace <3
Susan October 13, 2010, 11:22 AM EST.
I’m trying to find ways to make jokes about other massacres besides the Holocaust and 9/11, but I fear no one would understand them.
Hahaha Susan you a racist hahahaha
J. Vincero (Jerk) October 13, 2010, 11:23 AM EST.
ROFL I hate twilight but I think the ‘costume’ is hillarious, I was waiting for the glitter I have a friend we call mr sparkles because he has a vampire character. Twilight jokes amuse me.
Hacienda October 13, 2010, 11:24 AM EST.
wow sparkel sparkel paulo i didnt see that one coming AWSome i love your work tae
straydiver October 13, 2010, 11:25 AM EST.
Really interested for whats to come of this chapter.
And Paulo looks priceless in the last panel, “This wasn’t what I expected…,”
Apprentice October 13, 2010, 11:27 AM EST.
@ Vincero: I’ll always understand your jokes!
Jeff in Aus October 13, 2010, 11:33 AM EST.
I can only guess what Daisy’s reaction will be to Paulo’s costume… and sparkles…
David Ideas Inc. October 13, 2010, 11:41 AM EST.
I think i can relate to Paulo xD I also read the series to impress my GF… We do stupid things to impress women xD!
The costume is hilarious xD… now with the sparkles… even more so…
Kukyo October 13, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
Ironically, only one sentence comes to mind…
“D’OW! My nipple sparklez!”
sh4rky October 13, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
You know you’re Cambodian if you tell people you’re going out for Chinese but take a pickaxe instead of your wallet.
My first Khmer Rouge joke. I rule so hard.
J. Vincero (Jerk) October 13, 2010, 11:53 AM EST.
Paulo READ something! :o
Keruru October 13, 2010, 11:57 AM EST.
PFFFTT She’s a twighfag.
Emasaur October 13, 2010, 11:58 AM EST.
If I were Michael, I’d say “I stand corrected.”
Cody October 13, 2010, 12:02 PM EST.
i don’t mind twlight… i just hate vampires
plus… poaulo got owned by his girlfriend
awsomesauce October 13, 2010, 12:05 PM EST.
what the hell did she just do to paulo?
Snake October 13, 2010, 12:07 PM EST.
And now the world will die.
Twili-chan October 13, 2010, 12:09 PM EST.
Brick October 13, 2010, 12:10 PM EST.
What..the… i enjoyed the twilight books but when the movie came out it killed it. And WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON DOING THIS TO PAULO HE DID NOTHIN WRONG except for that one chick…and the other one…and the cheater insident….nver mind.
Raine October 13, 2010, 12:11 PM EST.
@Zoe - I agree with you, Yashi is right…the world will end.
Sparkles!! Oh GOD SPARKLES!! HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO HUSBAND! !!
Frustrated Writer October 13, 2010, 12:28 PM EST.
Is it just me, or does Paulo look kinda animu in that last panel?
Sky Rains October 13, 2010, 12:29 PM EST.
Cus they glitterin’ everyone out theya
sammy October 13, 2010, 12:29 PM EST.
Ah, now the costume is complete.
44inf October 13, 2010, 12:50 PM EST.
well… I’m 13 and I hate twilight, like only 5 other of my friends does, the rest loves it O.O and the same goes for music, everyone listens to autotuned crap, like Justin Beaver and lady GayGay, except for me and 5 other friends who listens to un edited rock, like Metallica, Seether, Three Days Grace and so on.
Joakim October 13, 2010, 12:54 PM EST.
as soon as i saw the flying glitter, i heard myself day… “****ing epic”.
lopsided October 13, 2010, 12:58 PM EST.
being a twenty-five year old male, I have no interest in the twilight series. Yet I’m reading a comic that the author has admitted is written for a younger audience. lol.
It’s nice to see a web comic author that’s willing to way-lay into their readers. The authors of Eerie cuties recently changed a panel to bend to the will of a bunch of whiny @$$wholes, instead of telling the readers to just deal with it. This isn’t quite the same thing, it’s the author telling the audience to get over a twilight reference, but refreshing all the same.
Deathhound October 13, 2010, 12:58 PM EST.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!! I love Jazzie
thatgirlyouknowHER October 13, 2010, 1:01 PM EST.
Rick Astley October 13, 2010, 1:14 PM EST.
Sue, Lucy, Mike and yashy: : |
In a dream October 13, 2010, 1:16 PM EST.
Welgaian October 13, 2010, 1:17 PM EST.
Ergh Twilight… Real Vampires don’t sparkle .-.
And I don’t hate Twilight because it’s the ‘cool thing’
I hate it because it’s lousy!
I watch movies with an open mind, but when I watched the Twilight movie, I stopped half way because 1. The movie was so boring… all it was was Belle taking forever to figure out that Edward was a vampire when it was so blantantly obvious. 2. The characters personalities are so down the drain and Mary Suey that it makes me fall asleep. 3. VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE “omg you’re like liquid diamond” yea shuddap .-.
Then I tried reading the books and was like “….This is supposed to be literature?”
As for the comic… I think it’s cute that Paulo is dressing up as Edward to please his girlfriend.
(… I’d be amused if some of the glitter had gotten into his eyes though…)
Sin October 13, 2010, 1:18 PM EST.
Jasmine just won everything forever and I don’t even LIKE Twilight. Paulo’s face in the last panel.
Zari October 13, 2010, 1:18 PM EST.
My only complaint about Twilight is how overhyped it is… and, okay, what a fraggin’ Mary Sue Bella is, to be honest.
Silka October 13, 2010, 1:34 PM EST.
the”vampires have to sparkle”-roule
Twinkel8D October 13, 2010, 1:45 PM EST.
I don’t really hate Twilight, its just that its so bad, you can’t really stop yourself from making fun of it. I mean you do have “Team Paulo” buttons in that store of yours don’t you?
Seriously though I understand you’re talking about the die hard anti-Twilight people, no need to take anything personally people.
Now that i think about its not that its bad that makes people think so negatively off it (though it IS bad) i think what really gets ME is that I can’t help but think that once all the fans of the series grow up and get a well written piece of romantic literature in their hands and/or watch a classic fantasy romance… These poor people won’t be able to help, but feel cheated.
Ictiv October 13, 2010, 1:54 PM EST.
…I just lost a little respect for Jazz.
*goes in a corner and cries*
Obsidian October 13, 2010, 2:05 PM EST.
Just gonna add that I loved how the cue for Jasmine glittering Paulo was “You could not look any less scary.”nLike, “Oh, yeah? Well watch THIS!”nPffhehehe.
Snerky October 13, 2010, 2:11 PM EST.
DrBurple October 13, 2010, 2:12 PM EST.
Sue has the whole “Hot for Teacher” look. :blush:
Pepe Le Pew October 13, 2010, 2:16 PM EST.
Whats the big deal with mentioning Twilight….unfortunetly…for all of us, it is somewhat iconic and is a reference that we all at least understand (everyones whining proves it lol). Jazz loves it, Sue doesnt, and Paulo only read enough to go as Edward. It’s not like theyre advertising it lol. And Jasmine’s use of glitter in the last panels made lol. She’s hilariously cute.
Skylan2021 October 13, 2010, 2:17 PM EST.
I’ve never read Twilight, so I can’t say anything about it. But, the sparkling thing I know about. I feel kinda bad for Paulo, Yashy said he looked gay a moment ago, now he’s sparkly~ ^^; I wonder what everyone else is dressed as.
And I believe you were wrong, I’m almost sure he looks less scary now. xD
Crosse October 13, 2010, 2:20 PM EST.
Epic lolz. End of discussion. Taeshi gets the Knight’s Cross of Humor, for the rediculously awesome propagation of stereotype bashing present in her webcomic “Bittersweet Candy Bowl”.
Bambalooza October 13, 2010, 2:39 PM EST.
Sheesh I’m not going to stop reading because of the Twilight thing but still…GODDAMN TWILIGHT!
(nameless) October 13, 2010, 2:47 PM EST.
I love panel 10
that guy October 13, 2010, 2:52 PM EST.
Her ****** shoots glitter when she climaxes.
J. Vincero (Jerk) October 13, 2010, 2:56 PM EST.
OHMGEE SPARKLES RUN BEFORE THEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD but go Taeshi for speaking your mind about twilight and awesome comic
iDragon October 13, 2010, 2:56 PM EST.
Edward Called. He wants his sparkles back.
He needs to make another crappy book.
Winrar Setup Failure October 13, 2010, 3:06 PM EST.
I dislike twilight for many reasons
It being gay is not one of them
wispy October 13, 2010, 3:17 PM EST.
…oh god, Paulo just grew a ******
LucifersAngelFeather October 13, 2010, 3:21 PM EST.
i have no commet but its very funny paulo is determin to inpress i dont like twilight any ways but still LOL
T_T October 13, 2010, 3:22 PM EST.
and i agree with yoshi to lol
T_T October 13, 2010, 3:23 PM EST.
lol, Paulo just got sparkled. Taeshi, u rock. And i agreed with you, completelly.
RyuPuma October 13, 2010, 3:27 PM EST.
I was kidding about the whole twilight thing xD
It’s sparkles! the gay a- vampire!
KuroKan October 13, 2010, 3:27 PM EST.
HA. Yuu got SPARKLED.
MissCaitlyn October 13, 2010, 3:33 PM EST.
“I have, it kinda sucks”
MissCaitlyn October 13, 2010, 3:37 PM EST.
For some reason I find Jazz incredibly adorable in the second to last panel [glitter throw]… I dunno, maybe the closed eyes and pose or something about it, but it is cute. *shrugs*
Rhyme October 13, 2010, 3:37 PM EST.
ugh i totally agree with you. people need to shut up about Twilight sucking. WE GET IT. YA’LL BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS. NOW PLEASE SHUT UP. (:
lmao i love how she sparkled him, though. <3
Kaybear October 13, 2010, 3:38 PM EST.
andyour lesbian yashy
and was that glitter
Hey you October 13, 2010, 3:54 PM EST.
nabu October 13, 2010, 3:58 PM EST.
Sparkling, Edward Cullen? Okay, NOW Paulo’s ready to terrify people.
Blue October 13, 2010, 4:13 PM EST.
Lol, I love how Paulo is all
MiwAuturu October 13, 2010, 4:14 PM EST.
I’m not one for twilight at all but I really love this comic! comic>twilight
does anyone else think that alot of guys would have to be Edward for their girlfriends this Halloween?
pixie October 13, 2010, 4:16 PM EST.
lol right after Mike asked if he could get any less scary she throws gliter.
Ark October 13, 2010, 4:18 PM EST.
now paulo can be a total fairy to scare the masses
I mean “vapire”?
Wein October 13, 2010, 4:21 PM EST.
Oh god… Twighlight…
Zoey October 13, 2010, 4:24 PM EST.
“Paulo, hold still.”
Graxdon October 13, 2010, 4:34 PM EST.
SPARKLE THROW IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Aglette October 13, 2010, 4:35 PM EST.
I like the fact that Jasmine seems to think that adding sparkle will make Paulo scarier. As if that will help.
As for the whole Twilight uproar, so what if Twilight has appeared? Not many people like it, sure-me included-but Taeshi recognised-rightly-that some people can’t get enough of Twilight, so a short mention can’t hurt, surely?
And for those Twilight lovers that will say that I have no idea what I’m on about, I should add that I have actually READ all four books-and seen the first movie. OK, so the books weren’t terrible, but the film KINDA wrecked it for me, to be honest.
Shaun1e October 13, 2010, 4:35 PM EST.
High-five for pokemon!
yeah, it’s funny how silly Jasmine is and I agree, people need to stop saying that they’ll stop reading this and that they hate Paulo just because of his costume he’s wearing for his new gf
Graxdon October 13, 2010, 4:39 PM EST.
Psh, hell if I’m gonna let something like Twilight keep me from reading THIS comic.
Seg October 13, 2010, 4:42 PM EST.
Gold star for upsetting the ‘Twilight is awesome vs Twilight is gay’ scale.
Also,Paulo is going to either;A-get his *** kicked by drunk teenagers for dressing up as something found to be gay by most testosterone enriched young men,or,B-get egged and a bucket of pig’s blood poured onto him,by the end of the night……………..That or get mauled by (pardon my stupid,made up word) Edward-aholics THEN get his *** kicked by Lucy.Just a prediction.
Phlea October 13, 2010, 4:46 PM EST.
Lets see here, if this is happening in 2007, and they’re Softmores then that means that in 2 years they’ll graduate. So they’re from the class of 2009.
Chris October 13, 2010, 4:46 PM EST.
That’s just… classic. ^^
James October 13, 2010, 4:52 PM EST.
Somehow i knew there would be glitter.
Raylene October 13, 2010, 5:01 PM EST.
G.Arcantos October 13, 2010, 5:05 PM EST.
@G.Arcantos: I love you. Sooo much. That’s amazing.
The Sarcastic Spoon October 13, 2010, 5:12 PM EST.
hah! twilight , as much as I hate the book/movie this page makes me laugh, Throwing glitter on paulo
SXR123 October 13, 2010, 5:12 PM EST.
Jasmine to the main cast !!
Faustii_Goethe October 13, 2010, 5:28 PM EST.
It’s things like that glitter poof that make waiting the weekend for one page SO VERY worthwhile.
Nyla October 13, 2010, 5:28 PM EST.
HA! GLITTER ATTACK FOR THE WIN!
Trev October 13, 2010, 5:33 PM EST.
lol. i love this comic
thgodfry October 13, 2010, 5:37 PM EST.
I kinda cried when I realized he was being Edward.
but he still looks hot <3
Rachel Vang October 13, 2010, 5:40 PM EST.
SPARKLY PAULO PFFFFFFF
The Wise Elizah October 13, 2010, 5:48 PM EST.
Nishakun October 13, 2010, 5:53 PM EST.
Coldcrush October 13, 2010, 5:54 PM EST.
SPARKLE SPARKLE DDDDDD
Paulo sparkles October 13, 2010, 5:55 PM EST.
uh… sparkling at nigth time? Did you read the book? Or saw the film? bah, whataver… bring it on.
K October 13, 2010, 5:59 PM EST.
i totally just realized that Taeshi used the wrong ‘some’ and it bothers me. Unless it was on purpose for Paulo’s personality.
@K: Well people’s porch lights will make him glow xD
Raylene October 13, 2010, 6:02 PM EST.
Wow, so he really is Edward. Ok.
Also do listen to Taeshi. Everyone that is not here to read this comment because Twilight chased them out…
It’s not a great book and I really don’t care for it, but seriously its not the bane of my existence either. Man up.
Sylphas October 13, 2010, 6:04 PM EST.
he looks more like a cat with clothes on lol.
Aly October 13, 2010, 6:10 PM EST.
Haha, I totally guessed Twilight.
Sigma October 13, 2010, 6:14 PM EST.
and Paulo completes his costume with glitter…
“I like boys who sparkle” i have a T-Shirt that says that… xD lol
and i hate Twilight but I LOVE THIS COMIC AND I WILL NOT STOP READING IT JUST BECAUSE OF TWILIGHT!
:3 your welcome Taeshi… lol maybe for nothing..
anyway… i want next page… I . I
cats4ever98 October 13, 2010, 6:23 PM EST.
at lest hes not Justin Bever
_______________ October 13, 2010, 6:24 PM EST.
people seriously left just cause she used a Twilight reference?
Raylene October 13, 2010, 6:26 PM EST.
I’m pretty anti-Twilight but I don’t really see what’s getting people mad here :\ It’s not like the entire chapter is gonna be Twi-themed or something, I mean it’s a joke. And the fact that there are both pro and anti-twilight characters means the comic is covering all bases here. I mean really. That was the most tasteful way to handle this situation. *applause*
bananapancakes October 13, 2010, 6:37 PM EST.
yo seriously wat did jazzie do?
weeeee! October 13, 2010, 6:42 PM EST.
Sparkle Sparkle lol i hate twilight a lot but it making the page funny as hell
ima wierd October 13, 2010, 6:48 PM EST.
… nff… glitter are nearly impossible to get out hair…
Jaycii October 13, 2010, 6:57 PM EST.
making him dress like Edward was just a lame attempt to attract twi-tards.
Shagohod October 13, 2010, 6:57 PM EST.
i agree twilight sucks but my god people this is an amazing comic! believe me i have no life and read a ton of these webcomics and this is one of the best! so what if there’s a twilight reference, it doesn’t mean she’s supporting the series or pushing you to read it. it’s just a joke. AND for those who a vampire lovers like myself will notice that Lucy compares Paulo to her version of a vampire so there are both! and as Taeshi points out Paulo only read it to impress is girlfriend! everyone does things to make their siginficant other happy, it doesn’t make us any less of a person than we were before.
sorry for the long rant just had to get this out there.
Savy October 13, 2010, 7:03 PM EST.
Why can’t folks just enjoy the comic? Yeesh.
Personally, I do like the books, but the fan culture is very disturbing, to say the least.
Ni'ath October 13, 2010, 7:06 PM EST.
The Great Yashy shares her undeniable wisdom once again!
Keith October 13, 2010, 7:13 PM EST.
my question is where she was keeping that flood of glitter?
fanthrose October 13, 2010, 7:22 PM EST.
Jasmine used Glitter!
Paulo is confused!
Yashy is about to use double slap on Paulo!
Phyrebat October 13, 2010, 7:25 PM EST.
Paulo. You’re EDWARD?
I thought so. xD
Choko October 13, 2010, 7:26 PM EST.
All aboard the same jokes told everywhere.
I am disappoint
Tomorrow’s comic will be about Bieber.
Comic is well drawn, and the sparkle cloud as funny, but still …
Cam October 13, 2010, 7:27 PM EST.
ok the look on his face after she douses him with glitter is priceless. u win again! i still dont like the twilight stuff but i can tolerate it cause its hella funny!
syd October 13, 2010, 7:28 PM EST.
in her hair, a durdur
Cpt Obvious October 13, 2010, 7:30 PM EST.
Mike’s expression <3
Kitten October 13, 2010, 7:40 PM EST.
On with the Sparkles!
Those last two panels are sooooo well done!
Mr. Klaus October 13, 2010, 7:43 PM EST.
Ok, any character that carries an entire bath of glitter on hand at any given moment is awesome in my book. Great page! I really like the lay-out you chose, as strange a compliment as it sounds. Not bland but not distracting at the same time.
gameking218 October 13, 2010, 7:56 PM EST.
What was that jasmine throw at paulo? A rainbow powder?
Flavio October 13, 2010, 8:03 PM EST.
Hey! im not 13!
im 17 (well.. in 7 more days i will be……), and i still love this comic!
dranor44 October 13, 2010, 8:06 PM EST.
ahahahahaha this is so great.
To all Twilight haters: Please shut up. We get it allready.
xLoveandLightningx October 13, 2010, 8:08 PM EST.
Im 18, going to be 19, and I LOVE this comic. I also happened to enjoy the twilight books, books only mind you, Its a good story for what it is,which is a dramatic romance. Its not meant to be a “vampire” novel as such. So everyone who keeps hating on it and grumbling, shut up, no one cares. Also, awesome comic, very fun way to poke fun at Twilight. Love how everyone’s like “Dude..so not a vampire -_-“
Tygerwulf October 13, 2010, 8:13 PM EST.
I second the motion. I mean who really cares what random other people think of a series of books? I hate it when people want to condemn other people because they have a different opinion about something as trivial as that.
The comic is lovely, as always, and completely hilarious.
Rosemarie October 13, 2010, 8:15 PM EST.
… Did he just get sparkle-fied? Lol. I’ve never read Twilight, but I do believe that a vampire, unless they are from like uber 17th century, they would dress more casual like that. Though, I don’t quite know about the pink shirt. Doesn’t quite match his eyes
Will October 13, 2010, 8:22 PM EST.
Paulo is sparkly!! O:
Fangirl October 13, 2010, 9:10 PM EST.
I don’t see what twilight is so frigging popular the writing is really bad. shut up twihards.
Kevin October 13, 2010, 9:16 PM EST.
Okay, Paulo looks kinda cool as a sparkly vampire, but what I want to see is a vampire webcomic reader! I would make a good vampire webcomic reader! …Except I wouldn’t drink blood, I would drink Coca-Cola. And I wouldn’t fly around, I would eat candy. And I wouldn’ t be interesting, I would just be incredibly repulsive…JUST LIKE A REAL VAMPIRE!
Solario the Visored October 13, 2010, 9:24 PM EST.
…Where did she get the sparkles?
Sky October 13, 2010, 9:28 PM EST.
ok im seriously never reading this comic again
it was awesome till u had 2 bring that gay twilight **** in it and **** up the comic
never again October 13, 2010, 9:32 PM EST.
@ never again
…shut-up, he’s just doing it to impress his girlfriend, your gay.
PauloRules October 13, 2010, 9:44 PM EST.
To stop reading the comic just cause they use something you don’t like is pretty harsh. In fact it kind of makes you an idiot in my opinion.
Raylene October 13, 2010, 9:45 PM EST.
I want a special attack like Jazzie’s. Sudden, violent, but most of all, harmless and embarrassing to the victim. I think I’d use small reptiles instead of glitter though… unless I was sure glitter would be more effective.
BTW, started reading a week ago, I’ve read the whole thing through and some parts twice I like em so much. Keep up the awesome.
The Awesome Jon October 13, 2010, 9:45 PM EST.
I am very much enjoying this character Jasmine by the way. She is hilarious. ^_^
Rosemarie October 13, 2010, 9:45 PM EST.
Hah! Looks like Paulo wasn’t expecting that. Can see what scenes he DIDN’T read. Love Mike’s face.
Kittii October 13, 2010, 9:48 PM EST.
sigh…. Paulo… you got points long ago for the queen song… then its all downhill… you still havent played earthbound, despite having a super nintendo, and now this….
Adriandarkone October 13, 2010, 9:53 PM EST.
this is probably the most discussed bcb comic page so far
jmiles October 13, 2010, 10:06 PM EST.
I think Twilight is terrible too, but it’s because I think it’s so horrible that it makes this page HILARIOUS.
“You could NOT look any less scary.”
“O RLY? 8D *SPARKLES*”
Lolololol Edward-Paulo <3
Aquati October 13, 2010, 10:09 PM EST.
well, I really don’t care about “Twilight”. People read whatever they want, its their taste. Anyways, Jaz has gone obsessive by showering Paulo with glitter -_-
Midi October 13, 2010, 10:10 PM EST.
@Aquati: Thank you for summing-up my opinion of the page.
Lord_Tristan October 13, 2010, 10:12 PM EST.
LOL the final touch
Sparkling vampire Paulo! =D
Effie October 13, 2010, 10:20 PM EST.
THE GLITTER!!!! O___O
Draixen October 13, 2010, 10:29 PM EST.
Twilight. Really? I lol’d. And Yashy commentary for more fun. Those two are cute as a couple, though it might take a bit to live the glitter down.
Hoheh October 13, 2010, 10:45 PM EST.
LMAO!!! Thank you Yashy.
Good luck Paulo, glitter never comes off and humiliation never goes away.
Wolf_Gem October 13, 2010, 10:49 PM EST.
KBAM October 13, 2010, 11:02 PM EST.
IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
thepriddyone October 13, 2010, 11:13 PM EST.
Paulo: But wait a minute, I thought he only did the sparkle thing in the sun light? Why do I have to wear the glitter NOW?
Spazix October 13, 2010, 11:53 PM EST.
While I do hate twilight (and make every attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of the fangirls who think it’s actually GOOD writing…) it makes no sense to stop watching a comic that has had hundreds of good strips only because on arc makes a reference to twilight. I recognize a parody when I see it… Though I think Paulo is in for some brutal teasing this Halloween.
Ouija October 13, 2010, 11:54 PM EST.
I read Twilight and liked it. Yeah I’m a guy and no I’m not gay. Also I hate Glee with a passion.
Andyfoxy October 14, 2010, 12:31 AM EST.
I was hopping for no gay-sparkly-flashy. But the expression on Paulo’s face…. priceless.
Nekox October 14, 2010, 12:37 AM EST.
what the hell was the smoke or sparky thing for?
Kenshi98 October 14, 2010, 12:58 AM EST.
I’m 21 and now I definitely know that Twilight sucks, so deal with it, princess
Lax October 14, 2010, 1:03 AM EST.
*Blink* *Blink* Did.. Did she just throw sparkles on him?
Willinium October 14, 2010, 1:07 AM EST.
Lax: You’re an idiot. I’m not criticising people for not liking Twilight, if you read properly you’d see that even I admit to hating it. There’s a difference between hating something while being civil and being all “rarrghgghghghgh i hate it so much DIE EDWARD DIE I AM SO REPULSED AT THIS REFERENCE I’M LEAVING THE COMIC” or something. That is what i was criticising. I wasn’t criticising people who just aren’t fans because that would be a bit hypocritical wouldn’t it.
come awn dawg!!
Taeshi October 14, 2010, 1:07 AM EST.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
BlueAnubis October 14, 2010, 1:20 AM EST.
That’s great! Sneak attack from sparkles! lol Good luck scaring anyone tonight Paulo! Btw keep up the great work, i love your comic! ^_^
MrHolyHell October 14, 2010, 1:22 AM EST.
EPIC WIN JAZZIE
lols Everyone was asking if he sparkled or not NOW HE DOES
soo cute on the expressions
even though i dislike twilight i love this
Voice October 14, 2010, 1:36 AM EST.
Looks like when it comes to reading comprehension…
*puts on sunglasses*
…he can be a bit Lax.
Pick Yer Poison October 14, 2010, 2:15 AM EST.
Forgive them, Taeshi. They know not what they do.
*dies on the cross for their sins*
J. Vincero (Jerk) October 14, 2010, 2:17 AM EST.
He looks so VIOLATED in that panel.
Tama October 14, 2010, 2:41 AM EST.
I can’t stand Twilight, but THAT **** is FUNNY.
Lolwut October 14, 2010, 3:03 AM EST.
Don’t feed the (Twilight) phenomenon, it can sense your fear!
CA_grown October 14, 2010, 3:19 AM EST.
Paulo is never gonna be able to leave this down
Tstriker1 October 14, 2010, 3:48 AM EST.
0_0 …….When in the book did edward look like a pirate again? all paulo needs is a hat and eye patch
Kit October 14, 2010, 3:52 AM EST.
Who quit because of Twilight?…
Anyway… Did you just have a whole comic that was basically one big reference? :| I mean, I’ve got nothing against Twilight, but… You know what, I’ll just shut up.
Ashkin October 14, 2010, 4:43 AM EST.
Leaving this comic because you references Twilight? To me it looks like you’re making fun of it, which is a giant plus for me!
Marchand October 14, 2010, 6:30 AM EST.
Jasmine: MASTA SPARK…..le
Hey as long as you don’t suddenly begin storytelling like the authors of twighlight, the no need to preemptively counterant. K’?
Iceball3 October 14, 2010, 6:35 AM EST.
hahahahaha twilight follows you , so dose the sparkles ……. e.e
anywho sparkle attack FTW. >.> and paulo ( i read it as palo for some reason ) sounds like stick in spanish soooooooooo ……. sparkly stick ftw?
bordguy October 14, 2010, 8:00 AM EST.
what water did Jasmine use? holy water?
BCB fan October 14, 2010, 8:50 AM EST.
Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter Glitter.
redruM October 14, 2010, 8:58 AM EST.
@Pick Yer Poison
Ouija October 14, 2010, 9:58 AM EST.
I dont hate twilighT…. Just spiders and Nazis
Raccoon October 14, 2010, 10:13 AM EST.
no one loves this person
Hypothetical October 14, 2010, 10:17 AM EST.
Your Random Name here :3 October 14, 2010, 11:22 AM EST.
AHHHH!! Run for your lives!!!
Its EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT!
“He’s sparkling! Run AWAY!!!”
Jazz used “Sparkles Attack”, “ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!” Paulo says: “Glittery Powers, Activate!!!”
Maneki Shizuka October 14, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
Paulo and Jasmine are cute together. :I
Mr Bananamonger October 14, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
His Sparkly levels, they’re…OVER NINE THOOOOUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAANNNDDDD!!!!!
Maneki Shizuka October 14, 2010, 11:44 AM EST.
WELL I finally got to the part where I have to wait for weekly updates. ****.
Anyways, I’m really enjoying this. BUT I’ll have you know I’m 19 and the stupid high school drama in this has really kept me reading. Great job! ^-^
And I hate Twilight cuz I read a book and it sucked
So, what do you expect me to do now… write my paper that I’ve been putting off for a week? Write my lab report? MY DISTRACTION LEFT ME
MIKE AND LUCY, **** ALREADY
Pavl Malkovich October 14, 2010, 11:49 AM EST.
That was a total Ninja Sparkle technique!
But then again, imagine a real ninja throwing glitter at its opponent…
0///.///O “Now THAT would be an embarrassing ninja kill.”
Maneki Shizuka October 14, 2010, 11:50 AM EST.
This can only get better. I’m gonna take a guess and say that Paulo’s going to mocked at every street corner. Or praised by Twilight fans. Either way it’s a mob situation
Elliot October 14, 2010, 12:04 PM EST.
… quitting ‘cause of twilight?
I hate the book, yet I find this HILARIOUS.
Come on, Tae is MAKING FUN of it!!
.. GLITTER VAMPIRES!
Lurkah October 14, 2010, 12:08 PM EST.
My god, Twilight is everywhereee Dx
rocker26a October 14, 2010, 12:25 PM EST.
awwe Jasmine is such a cute character (despite her love of twilight) The sparkle reap is totally something i’d do to my bf… but not with sparkles…probably marshmellows =3
Kittykyomi October 14, 2010, 12:29 PM EST.
After four days I am now caught up on all the epicness that is Candy Bowl. This means I have to be patient and wait now! *pouts*
Great job, BTW!!
TheNightRider October 14, 2010, 1:49 PM EST.
There we go! Sparkles! Not quite sparkle BLOOD, but it works. X3
Jessica U. Ingmann October 14, 2010, 2:15 PM EST.
You see Paulo, THIS is why dressing as Edward was a bad idea. Complete embarassment of being sparkly infront of everyone
Shady Kitsune October 14, 2010, 2:40 PM EST.
I don’t like twilight not because it’s a stereotype, just because I got through a couple of the first pages and got bored, lol. I don’t HATE it, but I have to admit, the jokes making fun of it are pretty funny.
This made me laugh lol
AllieKaaos October 14, 2010, 2:52 PM EST.
I read the Twilight books several times each. Yes I am a guy and yes im 16 but the only reason they have been ruined is because of the movie. By the way Taeshi love the comic, nice job with it.
Raine October 14, 2010, 3:08 PM EST.
Battle October 14, 2010, 3:32 PM EST.
…and lol, now it’s Glittersweet Candy Bowl D
Battle October 14, 2010, 3:33 PM EST.
JASMINE usede GLITTERSTORM.
It’s super effective!
PAULO is stunned!
Snowsong October 14, 2010, 3:56 PM EST.
You’ve destroyed Jasmine for me TT-TT
You sick *******! TT-TT
Mornar October 14, 2010, 3:57 PM EST.
I love the way as soon as Twilight gets mentioned ANYWHERE there is this massive flame war. Just referencing Twilight doesn’t make something automatically suck. I’m none-too-fond of the books myself, but I can appreciate that some people enjoy them.
As for the people declaring that this comic has jumped the shark or that they won’t be reading it anymore- please grow up. One mention of one less-than-wonderful series does not automatically make the comic suck. As a matter of fact I commend Taeshi for risking the backlash by including the reference, which is actually quite funny and well executed.
Zari October 14, 2010, 3:58 PM EST.
lol, sparkly Paulo is confused
Graxdon October 14, 2010, 4:01 PM EST.
People… You really need to understand that in a way, they themselves are:
MAKING FUN OF TWILIGHT.
By referencing to the stereotypes, they’re making fun of it! they’re pointing out the funny stuff thats just hilarious.
Its so ironic that people automatically assume that because twilight is remotely involved, it makes it bad. I totally support this joke and I think its great. It pulls out Jasmine as a squeally fan girl, Paulo as a manly stud, and everyone else as the people who are blissfully opposed to it. I don’t like Twilight, but I love spoofs of it.
Grow up everyone, smell the comedy
:D GO BSCB
Sora... >_> October 14, 2010, 4:26 PM EST.
Experimented with glitter last night,and now I hate the stuff.
GLITTER:The BANE of leather jackets EVERYWHERE!
Phlea October 14, 2010, 4:30 PM EST.
Bittersweet is one word, so it would be BCB, not BSCB.
ANinnyMouse October 14, 2010, 4:31 PM EST.
Now Paulo can scare sum kids.
Hurrdurr October 14, 2010, 4:34 PM EST.
She HAD to add the sparkles, didn’t she? LOL
Ud the Imp October 14, 2010, 4:36 PM EST.
Am I the only one who wants to see what McCain is going as for Halloween?
entertained October 14, 2010, 4:44 PM EST.
yo Taeshi, at your early page updates you also comments much by now its starting to get decreased. whats the prob?
Bloodbath October 14, 2010, 5:00 PM EST.
Love the last bit where Jazzy coats Paulo in glitter its perfect.
Also anyone that is overly vocal about this Twilight stuff needs to get a life really I’ve read all but the last book and seriously don’t hate it but don’t love it its not a memorable story and the characters are a little to bland and emo for my taste. There is no amazing scenes that needed to made into a movie so the movie was a waste of money in my eyes but people went to see it. I say lets just grow up and move on there are beter things to fester about than a book and movie series.
Nate "Kuro" October 14, 2010, 5:02 PM EST.
lol. i like twilight. i actually thawt paulo being edward was funny. —anywho—-
poor paulo. hes like WTF just happened after being coated in glitter
Misty October 14, 2010, 5:13 PM EST.
I like how all of the friends don’t question Mike’s costume. I want friends who are smart enough to read Lovecraft, too!
Six October 14, 2010, 5:21 PM EST.
I just want to commend Battle for the hilarious “Glittersweet Candy Bowl” name. SEE GUYS I DO READ WHAT EVERYONE SAYS ;__; EVERYONE.
i just pick and choose and to be honest bad puns are my number one weakness
Also to Pick Your Poison:
Taeshi October 14, 2010, 5:22 PM EST.
I do believe that mike has just been stood corrected
The Tyas Master October 14, 2010, 5:31 PM EST.
taeshi-chan needs some sarcasm 101 Lol, some anti-paulo comments due to twillight were mostly for fun, i was actually cracking up like crazy when i saw him dressed like that
Roler42 October 14, 2010, 5:48 PM EST.
yes Six. some of us DO know who Cthulu is.
Dr. Burple October 14, 2010, 5:59 PM EST.
I’m actually a bit impressed by a writer who can create characters with different opinions from themselves. It’s perfectly in character for Jasmine to be a Twilight fan, regardless of what we well-read and cultured BCB readers think of the series.
Aidinthel October 14, 2010, 6:30 PM EST.
I agree Taeshi, everybody who is hating on Taeshi for NOT liking it, JUST FRIGGEN BACK OFF! SHE’S A GIRL SHE HAS OPINIONS! JEEZ! I honestly watched Twilight and personaly, I HATED IT! It was such a chick flick. SOOOOOOOOO chill! >:l
Levi October 14, 2010, 6:45 PM EST.
Taeshi, I’m with U!
Levi October 14, 2010, 6:46 PM EST.
Jtech October 14, 2010, 6:48 PM EST.
I’m 23, read this comic (duh) and have also read Twilight. I thought it was OK but don’t get either the serious fangirls or the haters. All in all it’s just a series of books and everyone has their own opinion, jeez! I didn’t like the last book myself, actually. All that build-up and for nothing!
Taekwondodo October 14, 2010, 6:53 PM EST.
It took me a moment to understand the glitter but then I remembered that the vampires sparkeld in the sun.
jack-o-lantern October 14, 2010, 6:58 PM EST.
wait! edward wore vnecks??
Aly October 14, 2010, 7:15 PM EST.
LOL im going as edward cullen to a halloween party as well! CAUSE TWILIGHT IS AWESOME! and even if i didnt like it, i wouldnt stop reading this.
YOU SHOULD ALL BE MORE LIKE ME, AND IGNORE EVERY OTHER COMMENT!
IT’S YOUR COMMENT FOR A REASON!
WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS DOESNT MATTER!
-ALSO, I agree with taekwondo-
Hyper October 14, 2010, 7:19 PM EST.
…wtf…vampires. do. NOT. Sparkle. In. The. Sun. I’m with u taeshi.
Crossedeyfreak October 14, 2010, 7:19 PM EST.
Complainers complain. Many are mature when convenient, if then. Do your thing, Taeshi ^_^
Hoheh October 14, 2010, 7:30 PM EST.
I am 18, not a Furtard and I despise Twilight and all it “stands for”.
However, I find this webcomic enthralling.
Those making such a huge deal out it and leaving were not welcome in the first place, your presence shall not be missed.
Keep on what you’re doing, Taeshi, I want to see where this goes.
Anton October 14, 2010, 7:45 PM EST.
OK, I hate twilight, but even then, I think this panel is hilarious. Totally awesome glitter bomb there.
Zaehlas October 14, 2010, 7:58 PM EST.
yashy, i couldn’t have said it better myself.
that one guy October 14, 2010, 8:28 PM EST.
I guess he can get less scary. *snap*
anonononon October 14, 2010, 8:47 PM EST.
I think I wet myself laughing just now… oh now wait I spilled my drink… either way, hilarious.
Sciver October 14, 2010, 8:53 PM EST.
Here’s a good suggestion: If you hate Twilight enough to argue about it, go do so it somewhere else. Everyone who likes it enough to argue with them can go there too.
I have never read Twilight and don’t plan to, simply because I don’t want to get embroiled in this kind of thing. Seriously, I can’t name any other fiction book that has caused this much controversy, and over what? Sparkles?
Guys, this is Bittersweet Candy Bowl, not…I dunno, Twilight Argument Bowl or something. Get over the Twilight joke already and pay attention to the comic. It’s astonishing how stupid you all look, fighting like two year olds over vampires. It’s starting to get annoying. You’ve actually made me miss the LucyxPaulo vs. LucyxMichael wars.
Pick Yer Poison October 14, 2010, 9:04 PM EST.
I understand Paulo. Id dress up as something just to make my bf happy and giggle :3
trololololololol October 14, 2010, 9:05 PM EST.
Oh dear no not Twillight.
To quote… “GAY”
Magma October 14, 2010, 9:05 PM EST.
That was hilarious! Seriously, I’m not a fan of Twilight AT ALL, but I understood the whole “sparkle” thing. I’m gonna keep laughing about that for hours sorry I’m just like that
Jupiter October 14, 2010, 9:47 PM EST.
Ziffman. October 14, 2010, 9:51 PM EST.
I must say, when Jazz throws the sparkles on Paulo, she has the CUTEST face, so cat-like
Lola October 14, 2010, 9:53 PM EST.
what i would do for an early update right about now… -.-
cats4ever98 October 14, 2010, 10:10 PM EST.
god i love this comic
Light October 14, 2010, 10:20 PM EST.
HA! Paulo must be serious, he combed his hair without bitching about it! Also, Twilight?
Nero Amatam October 14, 2010, 10:36 PM EST.
@pick your poison
I love you.
if you didn’t make it very clear that this was a twilight reference, I would have totally thought that Paulo was dressed as Daniel Tosh. DEEP VEE! hahaha
AxeLurker October 14, 2010, 10:44 PM EST.
Also @six I did a project back in high school on the video game Call Of Chthulu. It was so awesome. You should play it. Haha you too Taeshi, unless you already have.
AxeLurker October 14, 2010, 10:49 PM EST.
isnt there 4 books out?
G!@nN@ October 14, 2010, 10:57 PM EST.
There are so many ways that exchange with the glitter could have ended…
Jasmine: Oh, that reminds me. Paulo, Hold still!
*hit by bus*
Jasmine: Oh, that reminds me. Paulo, Hold still!
*T-Rex in the background chases David*
The Awesome Jon October 14, 2010, 11:14 PM EST.
Just saying, second to last panel is the cutest one yet, in my opinion. x3
Shelbykins October 14, 2010, 11:18 PM EST.
Wow paulo u b shallow
Cyber sandwich October 14, 2010, 11:19 PM EST.
How many fairies do you think it took for Jaz to get all that sparkle powder?
Kai-sempai October 14, 2010, 11:30 PM EST.
well i dont like twilight but i must admit its still funny im a true blood fan
axana October 14, 2010, 11:41 PM EST.
Please Jasmine needs to be separated from Paulo! I would rather have Tess end up with him! But I really want him to just man up and go after Lucy, like the last chapter of what would have happened. They make the most beautiful couple. Mike is an idiot! And Jasmine looks like a psycho in the closet. She seems like the chick who would go crazy if she was dumped and tries to kill someone….she is the FIRST BCB character I have come to HATE and despise. I hope Paulo snaps out of it and dumps her.
Hey btw whatever happened to that Liam fellow?
M October 14, 2010, 11:59 PM EST.
twilight is now the stupidest frickin costume ever all you need is clothes
lt_amazil October 15, 2010, 4:14 AM EST.
You satisfied 90 % of your loyal readers by ******* of Twilight and the rest by mentioning it °^
Ariso October 15, 2010, 6:38 AM EST.
lol at the ton of sparkles
Furan October 15, 2010, 6:42 AM EST.
not enough people mention the sparkle poof. I die laughing everytime i come back to this comic and see the sparkle poof and Paulo gets nailed.
It is win
Trev October 15, 2010, 12:39 PM EST.
BCB fan October 16, 2010, 5:07 AM EST.
Fake and Gay!
That "Dude" October 16, 2010, 11:04 PM EST.
Wait a sec, so she…that’s a lot of sparklies there, more than kimono sleeves really should hold.
Kenny October 17, 2010, 2:41 AM EST.
MAY GOD SEND THE AUTHOR OF TWILIGHT STRAIGHT TO THE DARK FIREY ABYSS OF HELL(that was a oxymoron for u english nazi’s)
ACDC KING October 17, 2010, 6:38 AM EST.
Iron October 17, 2010, 8:48 AM EST.
I’m not a fan of Twilight myself, but I do recognize the cultural impact it is having (for better of for worse) so I made it a point to be aware of it (check out the books and movies).
But there is a silver lining to the Twilight saga. It has given us what must be one of the most hysterical MST3K riffs ever! The first Twilight movie with the rifftrax is an absolute blast. For those of you who really can’t stand the series, I highly recommend you check it out. It’s full of so much sarcasm it eases the pain.
Also, I can totally see Paulo reading just enough of the books to get the gist and then dressing up as Edward to impress his girlfriend. Glitter poof FTW!
The Lone Duck October 18, 2010, 8:49 AM EST.
Oh god. They’re living in the PAAAAAA~ST!
If only there were some way to warn them about how the future was going to turn out.
Ah well, it’ll be fun watching the robot uprising.
Fortuna Majoris October 19, 2010, 8:23 AM EST.
tsuner October 20, 2010, 12:15 PM EST.
More people are commenting on the sparkles now. I am amused. *amused face*
The sparkles make me smiles every freakin time
Trev October 22, 2010, 1:42 AM EST.
…I don’t care what the effin’ “kool kidz” do, I hate fake, sparkly, gay vampires…
…VAMPIRES! DO NOT! SPARKLE!
RuBoo October 22, 2010, 2:30 AM EST.
now thats just FUNNY lol
stranger 101 October 25, 2010, 12:45 AM EST.
I don’t like Twilight, but this page was hilarious. When I saw him come up and call himself a vampire, I was al l “>_< Twilight.” The sparkles killed me.
FShounen October 26, 2010, 3:21 PM EST.
someone November 2, 2010, 10:12 AM EST.
someone November 2, 2010, 10:13 AM EST.
I’ll stand this… BUT if you promote Justin Beiber I’m out of here!
Subject-Delta November 8, 2010, 8:33 PM EST.
Totally hilarious I don’t care if it’s cool to hate- I hate Twilight because I think it sucks.
Tuka November 10, 2010, 10:42 AM EST.
Hating Twilight isn’t opinion, IT’S AN ARRRRRRT.
Seriously though, what Tuka said.
And Jasmin in that costume secures her place as my favorite. That sparklizing makes me rofl.
Koni November 13, 2010, 10:26 AM EST.
i laughed hard @ yashi saying “gay” to paulo
because, basically…that’s what twilight is…
neja November 13, 2010, 4:27 PM EST.
Jasmine is awesome.
SushiJaguar November 18, 2010, 6:05 AM EST.
As long as there isn’t any Justin Bieber promotations,In soviet russia jokes ETC.
TalonStripe November 21, 2010, 10:44 PM EST.
SPARKLE PAULO SPARKLES!!!nlol I hate how Twighlight Vamps. just sparkle in the sun, come to think…nIf those vampires aren’t hindered by Daylight Why the HECK didn’t they Take over Humanity!
shatruse December 4, 2010, 11:40 PM EST.
Neh, I think Twilight is fine … though, it’s been some years … -coff- 1 -coff-
MeowMice December 7, 2010, 6:03 PM EST.
Provided they count as vampires, I am pretty sure the rules of that series are interesting. INTERESTING. That’s probably the best word for it.
Hoheh December 15, 2010, 1:13 AM EST.
Screw Team Jacob! TEAM PAULO!
Katie December 20, 2010, 4:47 PM EST.
and with that toss of glitter… all of Paulo’s dignity and man-hood died a slow painful demise.
The Other Guy December 21, 2010, 2:17 PM EST.
And heres another of Yashys words of wisdom!
Well said Yashy!
Maishul December 24, 2010, 9:41 PM EST.
Yashy already knows edward and jacob are together
awesomeJez December 25, 2010, 5:01 PM EST.
Real vampires don’t sparkle. Like Conrad!
Wonder how many people’ll get that…
Anyways love the newish style and Paulo still looks adorable… despite the glitter.
CuboneGirl13 December 27, 2010, 11:37 AM EST.
yashy is the smartest one in this comic at the moment!!
cherrycherrynyaa December 28, 2010, 5:36 PM EST.
Sparkly men are (yashy voice) GAY
TalonStripe December 30, 2010, 11:28 PM EST.
Gotta add the shiny shiny, can’t believe Paulo almost forgot it
felinoel January 6, 2011, 11:08 PM EST.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE EVER!!!!!
Taylor January 8, 2011, 10:47 PM EST.
what is that majick glitter and where can i get sum? O.O
tsk January 9, 2011, 12:35 AM EST.
Twilight… Well I read them, and even enjoyed them for a while… And it is now a source of embarrassment for me. I don’t resent this reference at all, it totally fits, my frustration is not with this comic but with The twilight series for unleashing his whole vampire plague upon the literary world. I mean, seriously, you can hardly go into the teen section of a bookstore anymore and find a book not involving something occult, be it vampires, zombies, fallen angels or, well, vampires. Is anyone else over the vampire craze??
TheKillerAngel January 21, 2011, 2:07 AM EST.
More Evidence that they are class of 2010…just like me…kinda makes it a bit more relateable haveing been their age at the same time that they are this age…if that makes sense
TheDude February 6, 2011, 1:42 AM EST.
I hate glitter.
Damon February 10, 2011, 3:48 AM EST.
GAH! I told you not to sparkle! Bad Paulo!
And Yashy’s actually right for once. I guess it was statistically inevitable.
ArchangelM127 February 11, 2011, 6:48 PM EST.
Feel the twinkle twinkle bitch
Dragonuv3 February 13, 2011, 12:44 AM EST.
I could just hear Jeff Dunham saying “SPARKLY” in a gay tone
Rudy February 14, 2011, 1:12 PM EST.
LOL the sparkles!!! BWAJAJAJA! !!!! EPIC!
Ake February 14, 2011, 11:45 PM EST.
I was only wholly disappointed with Twilight, because in the movie, Edward didn’t sparkle up to my standard.
I mean, in the book it was all “SPARKLESPARKLEDIAMONDSPARKLEWONDERFULNESS”, then in the movie it was like “weak..pathetic…sparkle…”
I was like dude. You gotta be gettin’ yo glitter ON.
So my final opinion is…… they shoulda cast Paulo.
Ali February 18, 2011, 8:13 AM EST.
he is now sparkleh, just like edward.
Dasaki February 23, 2011, 5:33 PM EST.
I think the majority of readers are older than 15.These characters go through a lot of mature things for their age.
WakyWizerdX March 5, 2011, 10:40 AM EST.
TWILIGHT HAS FOREVER STAINED THE NAME OF VAMPIRE. THEY DONT GODDAMN SPARKLE.
Fourwind March 7, 2011, 5:40 PM EST.
not really gay if he’s having sex with women, in character or out.
blackmage March 8, 2011, 9:55 PM EST.
like jazzy for 2 reasons. one: i like her spunk. and two, my kitty looks like her. her name is kitty. i was seven
Hannah March 13, 2011, 3:24 PM EST.
Only the retarded vampires sparkle. They’re supposed to burst into flame in sunlight dammit!
Riverwing March 19, 2011, 2:33 PM EST.
Twiligth is kinda gay <-
ThaAwesomeDude March 30, 2011, 1:02 PM EST.
i HATE twilight its so STUPİD!! whocares bout sum dang vampires and suckish love between mortalan immortal peoples? lolz
hey its meh lolz March 30, 2011, 2:19 PM EST.
Twilight, thats all im gonna say.
ben.duffa-kover April 2, 2011, 8:46 PM EST.
I knew there was something missing to that costume…
Blazer787 April 3, 2011, 12:33 AM EST.
Necrous April 10, 2011, 4:00 AM EST.
:’D The sparkles!!
Cinna April 15, 2011, 4:45 AM EST.
Wow well don’t I feel ridiculous for reading this at 18 then.
Well whatever acting grown up is for chumps.
Edit: Now I feel ridiculous for completely misunderstanding your post. QQ
Dricey April 20, 2011, 12:25 PM EST.
Anthonydafox May 11, 2011, 10:24 AM EST.
Eat it! Glitter for the MOTHER F***IN’ WIN!
kindle kat May 12, 2011, 5:19 PM EST.
lol Nice twilight reference Taeshi-sama . But that made me NOSTALGIA HNNNGGGGGgggggg….All over the place of another good memory. This one girl was gone from summer camp for about a week just to go to a Twilight convention, she comes back and tells evryone she bought the birth certificates for Edward and Bella…which were $200 a piece…I just facepalmed myself the hardest that day
TAGeR May 14, 2011, 9:31 PM EST.
…I do hate Twilight, tho >.> Not for the crappy story, or even for the sparkles (even thought I HATE the sparkles =.=), but for the complete lack of writing skills on the author’s part…it SUCKED. So yeah. Still love the comic, and this made me lol :3
Reptilezero May 18, 2011, 10:16 PM EST.
GLITTER AND SPARKLES!!!!!!!!!!
Jace the mind BREAKer May 20, 2011, 6:39 PM EST.
Oh man Paulo. You can do better than that, brah. That’s as bad as cosplaying “L”.
Spectre39 May 22, 2011, 6:08 AM EST.
I don’t like Jasmine. She’s just…to weird. I don’t think she would be a good match for Paulo.
NintnedoSegaSonyGuy May 23, 2011, 4:58 PM EST.
TWLIGHT IS LIESSS!! MOST OF THE STERIOTYPES CAME FROM THAT BOOK! MY FACE IS NOT AT ALL SPARKLY! I SWEAR IT!!!
wolfiesong and sneppy May 29, 2011, 11:34 PM EST.
just because i hate twilight, i’m not gonna stop reading these comics.
melberry12 May 31, 2011, 2:02 PM EST.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT TWILIGHT
Blackstar June 2, 2011, 1:37 AM EST.
TWILIGHT SUCKS ***
Plus i like that sparkly thing in that last panel, lol, too perfect
Blackstar June 2, 2011, 2:07 AM EST.
Jasmine poured glitter on Paulo…… PRICELESS! (XD doesn’t even cover it!)
Vega June 3, 2011, 12:58 AM EST.
Serves you right for calling Mike gay so many times, Mr. Pot.
Actually, I disagree with Mike here. He looks kinda pedo, which is pretty dang scary.
Luna June 3, 2011, 4:04 PM EST.
But it’s night…
IcedHotChocolate June 7, 2011, 2:40 AM EST.
Shoulda said this on the last page.
PAULO IS SEXY AS HELL
Tickle Monster June 9, 2011, 1:42 PM EST.
F twilight and whoever reads and likes it is either TOTALLY GAY or a 13 old desperate ugly virgin …. I asked every friend of mine and they never heard of it and there just playing along I never read this tur-d sandwich but I urged em to read a lil result >>>all the gay kids loved it all the str8 kids hated it so whoever on the next Halloween dressed up as a were or a vamp from Twilight [ we were kind enough to ask first ] was beaten to a pulp by me and some of my friends number of victims 23 str8 Best Halloween EVAR !!!
WallyMcChestHigh June 27, 2011, 7:14 AM EST.
You killed some of my brain cells with that Twilight crap.
Jake June 29, 2011, 10:34 AM EST.
Lol Twilight, Paoulo should’ve gone for Alucard.
I’m liking Jasmine more and more. Even if she reads Twilight ;P (which i have only heard is bad, but i trust the rumors), she still has a chance to learn of some really good romance stories.
NorthernDruid July 10, 2011, 5:19 PM EST.
I agree with yashy in panel 6
jack July 13, 2011, 1:06 PM EST.
As much as I hate twilight, I appreciate the jokes and that you are making jokes at it. I honestly laughed at the glitter, and is thus one of my favourite pages of the whole comic. (I do mean all 60 chapters, 63 at the time of posting, but I haven’t read those yet ;P)
Just read the whole comic July 14, 2011, 6:14 AM EST.
Arietta July 14, 2011, 2:24 PM EST.
GAAAAAAHH Twilight it burnssssssssss
Kimonos do seem to fit Jasmine
Must be the hair
APerson July 14, 2011, 4:07 PM EST.
Oh.My.Gawd. I laughed SO flipp’n hard, cuz this is actually a joke between me and two of my friends xD
Zariyo July 14, 2011, 4:10 PM EST.
holy ****ing ****… i’ve been saying all this time how this comic was turning into twilight because of your crappy idea of romance with paulo and everything…
NOW YOU’VE GONE THE FULL MILE AND TURNED IT INTO TWILIGHT!
congratulations, this comic is officially the worst on the internet.
Thanatos July 27, 2011, 9:03 PM EST.
That crazy Thanatos! He such a troll!
Twilight does suck, but referencing it’s existence and cultural significance in no way transfers that suckiness to this comic… which definitely doesn’t suck.
Smileyface! Glitter = lol!
BJMcG July 28, 2011, 10:44 AM EST.
@Thanatos— You do know that the Twilight here is a REFERENCE, right? As in poking fun at the series, not turning into it. Seriously, I’ve seen a bunch of your comments on the other pages, if you don’t like the comic, then stop reading it. I’m sure that Taeshi wouldn’t want a fan like you anyways.
That aside, I love Sue’s costume. And she’s right, Twilight does suck.
Flara August 1, 2011, 8:27 AM EST.
O_o my Twilight prediction was right.
paulosawesome August 15, 2011, 3:11 AM EST.
Gah! Glitter attack! Nooo, you will never be rid of that stuff now!
Glitter is like a social disease! It gets into everything and sticks in everywhere and you will be washing glitter out of your bathing suit areas for months!
And you will leave glitter prints all over the place for that long too!
Glitter is eeeeevil.
Oh well. Now Paulo…. think of a wonderful thing! aaaany happy little thing!
Fruvous September 9, 2011, 6:19 AM EST.
Totally saw that coming
John September 16, 2011, 4:08 AM EST.
I love jasmine x paulo. I really hope it last. They’re interactions are just fantastic. Paulo and most anyone else is just semi annoying “lust”. not bad in small doses but repeating. Paulo x Lucy is sweet at times but i dunno, I feel there needs to be more then just sweetness, ya know. I haven’t really seen that yet between the pair.
Paulo and Tess is almost entirely angst at this point.
So yeah, Paulo X Jazz forever!
Alpharius September 16, 2011, 9:15 AM EST.
Yashy is actually right! That is a bit gay!
JeffMScratch November 1, 2011, 8:45 PM EST.
this look like a futurama caracter….
unkow December 26, 2011, 10:52 AM EST.
Taeshi is speaking the truth, you can’t bitch just because there is something that reference that you don’t like.
SniperFox February 2, 2012, 5:51 PM EST.
Sparkles! hahaha but the sun is not up hmmm
Bittersweetlover! February 7, 2012, 12:40 AM EST.
Paulo looks so sexy in the last panel
IhaveaGirlBoner February 24, 2012, 4:58 AM EST.
sparkelin like a boss!!
the fry pwnr February 26, 2012, 12:45 PM EST.
Lol Paulo looks sexy in the last panel and I quite like twilight I just don’t read the book I just watch the movies
SarashiTheCat March 22, 2012, 7:03 AM EST.
Sycrin April 1, 2012, 11:13 AM EST.
Sparkles… Paulo you look so gayyyyyyy with that!
Fire Pelle April 18, 2012, 7:58 PM EST.
Sparkles = herpes of arts & crafts.
WarWolf June 2, 2012, 12:39 PM EST.
Sparkles…. probably the gay Mike´s friend should watch that xD
Husky June 3, 2012, 3:50 PM EST.
HAHAA!!! SPARKLES jasmine is so awesome
thatguywithwings June 12, 2012, 2:43 PM EST.
Jazzie Sparkle Blast!!!
j August 14, 2012, 9:43 PM EST.
Is it bad that I’m 11 and read this, cuz you said its intended for 13-15 yr olds? CUZ IT’S FUNNAY
Ryan W (11 yrs old) August 23, 2012, 3:11 AM EST.
i was forced to read twilight by a ‘freind’ im a dude… somtimes i hate my life… i would like to say that theres nothing wrong with liking twilight. its just horrible in my opinion.
Grimms August 27, 2012, 7:42 PM EST.
all the cool kids just watched twilight cause you put it in your comic
2 September 10, 2012, 6:23 PM EST.
i got covered in sparkles one time……..for some reason the girls kept tryin to get me in bed even to this day and i dont have the sparkles…..i still have nightmares of the chasing… *shudders*
edward September 12, 2012, 8:25 PM EST.
lawl! GLITTER! HA HA HA HA HA! Im going as slender man this year…..Im gonna freaking scare like 200 kids or sumthin
Cloud Chaser the Brony October 20, 2012, 6:31 PM EST.
Jasmine used Sparkles! It’s super effective! Wild Paulo Is now stunned!
S.Chambers December 15, 2012, 10:31 PM EST.
xD One problem Jaz he isn’t supposed to sparkle unless he is in the sun
Vanilla January 2, 2013, 2:21 AM EST.
Hah she just did that move from thekimono girl in darkstalkers
Profatgamer April 6, 2013, 2:05 AM EST.
“You could not look any LESS scary.” Oh, really? Challenging fate like that just BEGS for something like this to happen. Love it though. “Hold still.” “Yeah?” Booosh! Sparkle-ified!! Woot! He just looks so stunned at the end.
ichigo July 11, 2013, 12:19 AM EST.
Hehe! May I take Paulo and tuck him in my pocket? Please?
meep September 17, 2013, 11:11 PM EST.
Well at least she cam prepared
Cal September 26, 2013, 12:40 PM EST.
Twilight = damn sparkly vampires!!!,,
Shadow September 26, 2013, 11:53 PM EST.
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