Fake Augustus: My dear man, is there but only one Washington?
Augustus: Yes.
Fake Augustus: And is there but only one Lincoln?
Augustus: Yes.
Fake Augustus: And is there but only one Augustus?
Augustus: YES!
Fake Augustus: Then that settles it. I'M Augustus!
Augustus: AAUGH!
Jordan: You ought to be ashamed of yourself for looking like Augustus!
Comment ID #87295
This request was for "Fake Augustus" tutoring Jordan with the real Augustus walking by.
Fake Augustus is an in-joke; it's a rendition of Augustus Suitcase drew without reference material.
LackLuster on December 24, 2018.