-BOWS DOWN-
-BOWS DOWN-
Oh God. All I can do is bow.
*Bows and trips onto face because human turtle stuck out his foot.*
I think I love this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz9cZoE45QI
My lord Mike and Abbey's armies are approaching from the north and Paulo's army rides from the west! WHAT DO WE DO HUMAN TURTLE OVERLORD????!!!! Silence Rape cat!!!! I will send my tripping armies out with Augustus, Carter, and Roger as their generals! My evil tripping rule will no end today!!!!!
(In the north) Abbey send your swordsmen in first my archers will cover them!! Sure thing Mike!!!! Just watch out for the tripping soldiers!!! (In the west)General Paulo! Yes Jasmine? The turtles tripping army is on their way to keep us away from the castle!!! PREPARE FOR BATTLE MEN!!!! YES SIR!!!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME! CCCCHHHAARRGGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE TURTLE IS TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL!
NOT ONLY IS HE HUMAN NOW, BUT HIS TRIP INJECTS SHROOMS INTO YOUR FEET!
I'D SAY RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF WE WEREN'T TRIPPING BALLS SO HARD!
THE ATTACK FAILED!!!! NOW WE HAVE TO BOW TO HIM FOREVER!!!!!!! The evil tripping human turtle's rein lasted for many years many great people died trying to stop him such as Paulo, Abbey, and Mike. But 50 years after that battle Turtle was killed by Lucy who saved us from his evil rein.
BOWWWWWWW
WARNING: human turtle wanted $10000000000000
Comment ID #50955
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURTLE HAS BECOME A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE WILL TRIP YOU TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO HE'S GOING TO- THUD!!!!!!!!! The human turtle then proceeded to take over the world. NOW EVERYONE EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO HUMAN TURTLE OVER LORD!!!!!!!
Link4565 on July 14, 2012.