Hey… this is what all sex ed teachers do lol. Mine stopped just short of saying your penis will fall off.
The comic above was enhanced from a low-res scan, and has had its dialogue re-written. The original copy has been lost.
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They’re in health class where the teacher is a bit of an exaggerating, paranoid freak. I’m sure many are all “Wait, that’s not what chlamydia does!”, but that’s the point XD She’s not really meant to make sense. She’s just spouting nonsense and it’s just.. utterly ridiculous her claims.
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Comment ID #2213
This made me think...a lot of people are STILL scared of cooties, they just call the STDs now.
Comment ID #2419
Actually, I found the original version on DeviantART. 
Comment ID #4484
My sex ed teach did the same thing.Except she threatened us with “You have sex before marriage,and your penis,or vagina will burn and have to be removed.”.That worked until….grade 8.13 year old pregnant girl,not a pretty sight for dodge ball -_-“.Great comics,reminds me of real high school ^_^
Comment ID #4854
This made me LMAO, which I’m sure is the teacher’s intent
Comment ID #5223
Woah creepy Face in panel 3!
Comment ID #5492
this teacher needs a pshyciatrist, medication, cigarettes, and a boyfriend
Comment ID #6055
It’s really the dead and rotting pregnant girl with the big goofy smile on her face that steals this show for me.
Comment ID #6922
Woah, Jerk, PLEASE tell me that you aren’t a Guro fan(necrophilia, zombie X+X+X)? o.0 that stuff is freakin’ creepy… Anyways, yep. I lol’d until I cried, Cried until I ran into the bathroom, and puked until I sang a lol-laby to make myself go to sleep. Nah, JK. I just Lol’d my Arse off
Comment ID #8643
I won’t NOT tell you. ;D
Comment ID #11658
sooo……wierd, still reminds me of my old sex ed. teacher
Comment ID #17904
This is… a LOVELY page…
Comment ID #17905
Um… when you have Gonrrhea, blood is discharged from your genitals, not vomited from your mouth.
Comment ID #20319
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TMI.
Comment ID #31415
this may have been our sex ed teacher but i wouldnt cause thats what ipods are for : P
Comment ID #43960
she is the most creepy teacher i have ever seen
Comment ID #46796
This reminds me of those sick pictures they show of all of the diseased “parts” *shudder*
Comment ID #49274
haha this is one of my fav. comic pages in this manga ^-^
Comment ID #52426
I like lucys expression in the third-to-last page.
Comment ID #58964
…anyone else notice the “chuh chink” at the last panel?
awesome metroid reference!
Comment ID #59281
LOL YASHY IS RANDOM!
Comment ID #1187
This is amazing and I love it.
Knight March 11, 2010, 9:19 AM EST.