Lucy.
Pedo-Phill was right the whole time.
And you never once sang for him, either (on-screen, anyways).
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Comment ID #2587
Comment ID #4781
Thank GOD Mike just said it.
Also, I love this author.
Comment ID #9349
Zachy warned her and it was only a matter of time before Mike would explode. I know Lucy has problems exprecing how she really feels but honestly…. what did she expect?
Comment ID #9541
mikie is a ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚, really why else would a girl go thro all that trouble to pick a fight? stupid man
Comment ID #10212
Mike looks like that floating Psychic pokemon at the last panel. Pink and white, floaty… what was it?
Comment ID #12589
@Calvin
I think you mean Mew.
Comment ID #24622
tbh mike has been more selfish,doing good things and hoping to get something out of it for himself
that is truly selfish.
Comment ID #26626
‘Your’ definition of selfish tells me ‘you’ should remind yourself more often that this is a comic, ‘Idiot’.
Comment ID #26650
well,i was going to correct myself,but the edit button was gone so ![]()
dont get so butthurt ![]()
also you don’t make any sense,this being a webcomic has nothing to do with what i said
Comment ID #30352
F*ck.
Comment ID #39875
@bored: I actually pick fights on a daily basis purely for the sake of quarreling. Don’t knock it till you try it.
Comment ID #39878
Lol generic black guy is a moron
Comment ID #42883
He is also Black
Comment ID #42891
And he is also a total idiot.
Comment ID #56719
to the dark side we go
Comment ID #60116
@ Idiot
While the way he talks now-he’s saying he “deserves better”; however, he doesn’t “expect” anything from Lucy. ;D…which may be worse b/c it means he feels that at this point Lucy may be a bad person, wherea’s in the beggining of the comic he defends her by saying everyone else doesn’t know her. So, “He of all people” should understand her-but no, he’s annoyed, though he does partially get it..he’s just tired of her isolationism+act(which is am attempt to protect herself), as he says.
Comment ID #60565
Thank GOD! I’ve been waiting on this, I love it when Mike puts people in their place.
Comment ID #66153
I cant say sinse the age of 5 but i have a friend im very close to that’s like Lucy for the last 9 years. Our relationship is odd, we come to heads often and i usually cop all kinds of insults from her and thanks to her i have a much higher pain tolerance but iv always been there for her, some one to talk to, a friend even when her other friends arnt there for her. She was there before my first relationship and took a back seat during it and was thankfully still there when it went south. How ever i will admit over the last couple of years iv felt more than friendship for her ….
Any way goddamn it mike, ima hurt you something fierce, i know i know its a character but goddamn ima punch him in the face.
Comment ID #66399
I know how Mike feels and I’ve seen this coming from miles away and I was waiting for Mike to finally snap. Lucy should not have tried to pick a fight with Mike.
Comment ID #67511
soooo much drama wheres david o and he totally burned lucy
Comment ID #69247
Youch… Just say it already Lucy!
Comment ID #72328
And so, Mike finally told Lucy what he really thinks about her…
Comment ID #73162
Ouch! Critical hit, Mike!
Comment ID #80913
I feel bad for both of them…early on it was obvious that Mike did care for Lucy but yea …she treats him like CRAP all the time. It’s harsh but what did she expect would happen? *sigh*
Comment ID #99332
Oh wow o.o ….. I KNEW MIKE WAS GONNA EXPLODE FROM LUCY’S JERK-NESS AT SOME POINT D= …. But sadly, the timing couldn’t be worse than this -.- .. I mean srsly, Lucy was ACTUALLY about to admit her feelings
that’s rarer than a legendary!
Comment ID #104422
Oh Mike… And i thought i was like you… You are so immature and weak… Letting rage controll your ways… *sigh* I guess it’s a given, i identify on a part of everyone not completely on anyone, since Mike just started to let himself be an ❚❚❚ by letting rage win…
Comment ID #110142
>_<
people just don’t get Mike.
He had to put up with Lucy… for a long time.
He’s right to try to teach her some kindness.
Comment ID #123982
PUUUUUUFFFFFFYYYYY TAIL
Comment ID #128776
He’s reached his breaking point. Oh well!
Like Paulo with Tess, he’ll come crawling back eventually. He’s much too nice. Wouldn’t have made those promises and saved her life if he wasn’t.
Chin up, mates!
Comment ID #132098
I don’t understand how we call mike a jerk if he just lost his patience after 1.23 e 15 years of lucy being a babatchkins….. he is still waiting for that sammich
Comment ID #142952
Monster Mike compared to Lucy in panel 5
Comment ID #144978
Mikes no monster, hell who ELSE would put up with her crap that long?! I mean DANG just cut it OUT lucy enough is enough! How polite can you expect someone to be for like 10 years of foolishness?!
Comment ID #146203
mikie hurt lucy’s feelings…….. MIKE YOUR MEAN SOMETIMES!! …. and so is lucy…. but…. OH YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN! X DD
Comment ID #146447
*Twang*! *Arrow through the heart*
Comment ID #152445
This is one of my favourite pages so far, just because Mike hands Lucy a real big plate of realization, or what I should call it. It’s only about that much a person can take being nice and helpful and not getting much for it. I recognize some of myself in this as well. Maybe Lucy will get a real thinker about how she has been treating him.
Comment ID #157234
my personal opinion is that they’re BOTH at fault here. mike could have handled that much better, and should have put his foot down YEARS ago. However lucy should not have been so abusive to him. On the other hand mike understands her issues and should just talk to her honestly about them
Comment ID #157878
Die in a rotten sack you pathetic excuse for a feline try hard (Mike) ![]()
Comment ID #158340
finally… ![]()
Comment ID #159631
*holds up cross to monitor* BE GONE!!! Be gone evil scarf!… We can all agree we liked “blue scarf” Mike WAAAY better than “yellow and orange scarf” Mike
Comment ID #160533
Mike: 1 pm- time to broke Lucy heart
Comment ID #161403
@Cholleca
He decides he doesn’t want to put up with being abused, yelled at and mocked by Lucy and grows the balls to tell her to quit it, and now hes the bad guy? ![]()
Hes just got a lot of pent up anger, I’d snap too if I kept it in for like ten years…I’m sure anyone else would too ![]()
Comment ID #162480
Mike isn’t the bad guy…he just could’ve handled telling Lucy that so much better than he did. What he should’ve done was put his foot down years ago. But he never did. Now, Lucy is solely dependent on him and everything he does.
Comment ID #163517
this chapter kinda breaks my hearts and makes me cry… why’d mike have to meet sandy…
Comment ID #167431
Mike uses “Tell it like it is”.
*Lucy goes down 90 realization points*
It’s super effective!
Comment ID #175635
I love this page so much…
Comment ID #178663
FINALLY, HE SAYS IT! Stupid Lucy. She’s easily the most childish in the whole comic.
Comment ID #181040
Lucy!! You just ❚❚❚❚ed up your chance! ![]()
Comment ID #185101
Spoiler: he gets totally sick of it.
Comment ID #193357
I miss the Mike that cared for Lucy D’:
Comment ID #198701
OMG LUCY GO AFTER HIM WOMAN ![]()
Comment ID #203515
Now that I think about it… Mike is right. I’d be annoyed if it started in like grade 2 and went on for like 6 whole years. Did you see the cover on the book in page 1? hahaha
Comment ID #203630
I totally agree with Mike. I’d be super annoyed if Lucy would keep making fun of me after saving her like 5 times.
Comment ID #204406
Tess was a bully too, Mike. A real bully. The only reason Lucy acts the way she does is because she’s trying to mask her real feelings for you.
Why is Mike so quick to forgive Tess and Daisy but not Lucy?
I’ll say it again: Mike is partially responsible for Lucy’s fear. Lucy was the one who risked her life to rescue him when perfectly capable people stood by and let him drown. Oh yeah, and when the beatdown in the alleyway happened, I’m pretty sure it was Lucy who was there protecting you, even after receiving a lot of abuse.
You need to stop Mike. She doesn’t deserve all of your angst.
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Comment ID #207839
mikes breaking. point every one has one even me… AT MY GODDAMN SISTER…. she cryies in front of me. mom comes. sees me. blames me. grounding me. FOR NO GOWDDAMN REASON.WTF??? IDIDNT DO ANY THING!!!(happens every day in different ways)
later I go out staring at the night stars. knocking my head on trees draw die ing thins. get a pic of her n burn it. an hour later I’m perfectly fine.

Just to set the record straight, this chapter was initially a gaiden (unofficial) comic that was never to see the light of day.. and in the original comic, this is where the story began. I added two previous pages in the official chapter to show how the argument started and why. Seriously, this page is practically an entire trace of the original page (I didn’t really trace.. just totally eyeball).
People think Mike’s become more of a jerk, but what kind of jerk deals with the same awkwardness since the age of five? Someone with the patience of a GOD.