Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Not everyday that a middle schooler can hit harder than a gym teacher.

not everyday the janitor was not included at all, the janitor at our schoolripped the volleyball open

Ahhh, Janitors… For some reason, Teachers look better on TV, but Janitors are just as stupid and weird looking. If not as Evil.

he is most definetley high

I’m sensing a pattern in these comments *nudge* *points up* ^


Also, what’s with Lucy’s … tail (?) in panel 15?

he’s got one heck of an arm!

yep. i like volley ball. but we dont have a loud band.

panel 11 mike looks so epic its like he’s facing a horde of zombies with a base ball bat kinda look

dietgoat are you a wake

Pep rallies bore me to near death…

i hear ya Redd im not a fan of pep rallies

it’s fifteen points, not ten. But its 23 in the pro leagues, i think. either 23 or 21.

I was never that good of an athlete, but ever since some random day, I seem to have gotten good at being a goalie in sports like broom hockey (in fact, mainly in broom hockey), despite always choosing to be goalie in other sports because the ball would head my direction ONCE if I was unlucky. Yeah, I hardly ever did anything even when I did sports on saturdays or whenever, for various reasons, and yet I somehow suddenly got good (almost fantastic even) at being a goalie in broom hockey. On top of that, I used to suck at dodgeball, but now I always seem to be the last one to go out. Unfortunately, that doesn’t help much when I suck at catching and throwing. Guess my dodging skill was made clear when it was me vs. two other kids from the opposing PE class, and the teachers eventually decided to call it a draw when the game just kept GOING. Sucks that these two skills won’t help me in life, since those two sports just HAPPEN to be unprofessional. Why not go into real hockey? I can’t skate. Not that good, anyway. I usually have to stay near the wall. Oh, if only there was SOMETHING I was good enough at to actually make a career out of it, something that I actually COULD make a career out of that is. The only things I am good at are things that help me get friends or things that hold no real value in the long run. Or things I just plumb can’t seem to enjoy, such as Math. Go figure. Writing? Can’t think of anything original without confusing myself as to WHAT EXACTLY WOULD HAPPEN AND WHO IT WOULD HAPPEN TO. All I can think of is the simple things, such as somewhat one-sided combat scenes.

Mike is the Greek god of kicking *** at sports.