Bittersweet Candy Bowl

11. Pep Rally, original chapter posted 6/16/06

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Transcript

*Daisy and Katie subtly shove each other.*
Daisy: And now for our final event: a very special game of volleyball!
Katie: Um, why aren’t I captain?
Daisy: lay off ♥

*Daisy and Katie slap at each other.*
Daisy: Today it’s students versus teachers!
Daisy: Come on down if you wanna join a team!

*Daisy notices Mike.*
Mike: Please, tell me when it’s over..
Lucy: If you were paying attention, she said it was the last game.

*Daisy grabs onto Mike’s scarf.*
Daisy: Mikie, Mikie! C’mon, you’ll be great~ ♥
Mike: Uh what?

*Daisy pulls Mike away.*
Mike: Guh!! No!! NO!! Lucyyyy!!!
Lucy: I’ll keep your seat warm.

Mike: Please, Lucy!! I don’t wanna go!! At least you could come with me!!
Lucy: No thanks!

*Mike gets an idea.*

Mike: Oh well. I know I’ll just put you to shame out there, anyway.

*Lucy rushes up to Mike.*
Lucy: YOU WISH, ASSHOLE!!
Mike: Ahaha.. not too loud..

Paulo: These teachers’ll be a piece of cake.
Daisy: Go for it! ♥
*David has a tissue plugging his bloody nose.*
David: ♪

*Mike stands wearily with a determined Lucy and Paulo.*
Daisy: Okay.. get ready..
Mike: …

*The teachers stand ready with equal determination.*

Lucy: Mike..?
*Mike looks terribly fatigued.*
Mike: yuuh?

Lucy: You don’t look too great.
Mike: My head is pounding.

*Lucy looks at Mike sweetly.*
Lucy: Aww.. well..

*Lucy points and grins.*
Lucy: I’LL STILL BEAT YOU OUT THERE, JERKFACE!!
Mike: so loud so loud..

Sex-ed teacher: BEAT? Is that a new youth codeword for INTERCOURSE?!

*Sex-ed teacher claws at Mike and Lucy but is caught behind the volleyball net. Mike shields Lucy with his arm.*
Sex-ed teacher: Erghhhh! Erghhhh!
Lucy: ?