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Veronica: Oh no


lucy what have you done.

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Comment ID #175014

Teehee. Always with them being sick and… oh dear, did she just do what I think she did? Ohhhhh man. Ohhhhh noooooo

Ace August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175016

the line game, tripping turtle, Durp, and golden showers.
this comic has everything!

The-Gray-Angel August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175017

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YESSSSSSS.

This is why we live. To see what is so close to happening.

Taeshi, I love you.

Meowth August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175018


kdebones August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175019

Oh Lucy…

Athen August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175021

hahahhah omg paulo

Boots August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175022


You have officially made my day, Taeshi.

Destroyer August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175023

Ahaha Paulo. Let the worse day ever continue.

LackLuster August 1, 2011, 12:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175024

Oh dear…. o-o

E.R.K August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175025

The turtle strikes again!!!!!!

Btw, am I the only one who actually reads the comic before commenting?

Qsandas August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175026

Totally saw that coming. Thanks again Taeshi.

Deuce Moose August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175027

OH NO!!! is the turtle okay?

Wallace August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175028

again with the turtle!!!! man i love his timing

alexb August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175029

Dat turtle is back!

Sumfurry911 August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175030

Well ****. XD

Domafari August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175031

This page should make meowth happy.

Carcharocles August 1, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175032

Eww, she peed on Paulo~! XD

Day~Day August 1, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #175033

what’d she do???

brooke August 1, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #175034

Lucy ****** on Paulo rofl

1337 C47 August 1, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #175035

Paulo beat the turle O.o??
Aw, but he got pee’d on D:

Musashi August 1, 2011, 12:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #175036

Paulo you have upset the turtle god and he uses his power to bring great misfortune upon you.

TheLaw August 1, 2011, 12:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #175037

Poor paulo. He can’t catch a break can he? It’s always the nice guy isn’t it? Now he’s got two spots to clean up.

Demon August 1, 2011, 12:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #175038

Epic return of the trip turtle…

Also, I mentioned it last page, but I didn’t think there was actually going to be a wishing game reference! Awesome

Aken August 1, 2011, 12:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #175039

Pretty sure she threw up on him, not pee’d.

Avic August 1, 2011, 12:05 AM EST.

Comment ID #175040

Pee back Paulo! XD

Dusk August 1, 2011, 12:05 AM EST.

Comment ID #175041


godXrofl August 1, 2011, 12:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #175042

gotta love the durpdurp license plate~

Raylene August 1, 2011, 12:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #175043

Aaaah, that turtle’s smile killed me! XD
Awww, poor Paulo!

Nekozaria August 1, 2011, 12:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #175044

If only it had Slender Man in it.

Subject-Delta August 1, 2011, 12:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #175045

I love how the license plate of the car in the first panel is “Durpdurp” XD

Turbocharge August 1, 2011, 12:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175046

Wait…did she just…and did I just predicted another event right?! Man I should get a crystal ball since I predicted two events in a row. Also that turtle, no matter how well balanced you are that turtle will always mess you up and make you trip at the most convenient of times, and to keep score Turtle = 4 Everyone else = 0

Darf14 August 1, 2011, 12:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175047

Lucy’s firin her lazar again!! :D

Wolf August 1, 2011, 12:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175048

Meowth, you didn’t get the first post. I am ashamed on your behalf.

Titanium Dragon August 1, 2011, 12:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #175049

Now Paulo wont see Lucy like before anymore…. it will be awkward… :S D:


Dan Rivera August 1, 2011, 12:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #175050

And secretly, that was his wish all along…

Some Anonymous Guy August 1, 2011, 12:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #175051

Turtle for the win!
I knew this was going to happen.

Hinochi August 1, 2011, 12:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #175052

Juerujin August 1, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #175053

Meowth needed to get top three so I had to delete a post. I remember Elliott the n00b nagged when the comic was a minute late, so his second place post was deleted.

See there’s the lesson, complaining will never get you rewarded <3

Taeshi August 1, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #175054

….? *thinks* *thinksthinksthinks*

I think I understaaaand now~~ |D

Choko August 1, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #175055

I’m still confused as to how Lucy thought she could make it to school in this condition. That play rehearsal must have been pretty damn important to her. :/

Spectre39 August 1, 2011, 12:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #175056

Jajajaja.. que tortuga mas sádica =P

Dark-Kraig August 1, 2011, 12:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #175057

That turtle deserves a medal.

Noogai August 1, 2011, 12:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #175058


Squeex August 1, 2011, 12:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175059

Omg did she..??? no…..she couldn’t have…..could she???

diamond eyes August 1, 2011, 12:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175060

waited all weekend for this one… totally worth it :D

huh August 1, 2011, 12:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175061

Uuuggggghhhhhh. I hate hate hate hate haaaaaaate this kind of humor. I perfectly realise the need to use different kinds of humor to keep it fresh, but i was just never a fan of gross-out humor, ever ever ever, particularly of… excretions.

BUT don’t let just my opinion get you down on that, Vero. I’m smart enough to know that before long, it moves right along outta there and the “getting better” part starts.

DavCube August 1, 2011, 12:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #175062

maybe Paulo’s into that sort of thing? :-*

ChewySmokey August 1, 2011, 12:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #175063

Aw, poor feverish Lucy. She isn’t thinking straight. :(

Rosemarie August 1, 2011, 12:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #175064


StarSturdy August 1, 2011, 12:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #175065

****ing hell…There are so many memories build up in this one page that it’s insane…

First of all, I was right. Paulo just got a golden shower down his back. Gross, but accurate. You know what? Why stop at vomit and ****? Why don’t we have Lucy **** all over Paulo too? How about if she gets her ****ing period blood all over him too? Come on, guys; any other bodily fluids we can think to cover Paulo in? Come on! Don’t be shy! Make your suggestions now!

The car’s license plate is “durpdurp”. Is that Taeshi’s catch-phrase? I swear, I’ve been seeing it all over the place since I first started reading this comic, mostly in her commentaries.

The game that Paulo is playing on the crosswalk is the same one that he, Daisy, and David all played in the Intermission chapter “Tread Carefully”. Daisy also claimed that you would get a wish if you crossed by only stepping on the white lines. I wonder what Paulo wished for, if he even wished at all. That Jasmine would spend more time with him? That Lucy would like him back? What could it have been…?

That mother-****ing cock-sucking ****-eating butt-****ing urine-gargling perverted spineless dickless **** turtle ******* ******* ****head TURTLE! We all know that this isn’t the first time that that damn turtle caused problems for both Lucy and Paulo. Remember in the first chapter, when Paulo and Lucy are riding on the skateboard together? Well, Paulo hits the turtle, and they both go FLYING. You’d think they ran into a ****ing wall. But nope, a tiny stupid ****ing turtle caused them both so much harm. Lucy fell into Mike’s arms (SYMBOLISM), while Paulo fell flat face-first into the dirt, but was apparently unscathed. Like I said, SO MUCH HARM! This time, the turtle caused Lucy to realize her bowels all over Paulo. I say this time was worse than the last. If I were Paulo, I would calmly set Lucy down, pick the turtle up, and then drop kick the little ******* as far away as possible. Then I would pick Lucy back up and be on my merry way. It’d be just like how Lucy and Mike would kick Yashy like a football through the roofs of their houses.

Going full-circle story-wise like this is quite interesting and awesome, Taeshi. :)

But the ultimate question is what will happen next… :O

NintendoSegaSonyGuy August 1, 2011, 12:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #175066

Darn that turtle. IT DOES THIS EVERY TIME.

Aussie August 1, 2011, 12:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #175067

Lol, I am really glad he got back pee. I thought he might miss out on that feeling.

twalker500 August 1, 2011, 12:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #175068

I have a theory to this.
I feel that this whole situation will be a turn off for Paulo, and he’ll just leave Lucy.
But that’s just my theory :smirk:

darkwolf328 August 1, 2011, 12:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #175069

Oh man…This day has been pretty rough on poor Paulo lol.
He’s being one hell of a friend for putting up with this. Though I would understand if he starts stressing a bit heh

Kroth August 1, 2011, 12:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #175070

Maybe Paulo wished that Lucy would take a wizz on his back

Apparently I'm Sue August 1, 2011, 12:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #175071

me—> :nope: sooo stumbling turtle we…….meet again

fireimonkey August 1, 2011, 12:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #175072

Did she…she just….

Darkfox August 1, 2011, 12:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #175073


John_cage August 1, 2011, 12:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #175074

I wonder what Paulo wished for..

Hamfish August 1, 2011, 12:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #175075

NintendoSegaSonyGuy, you’re trying too hard to be like me, and failing horribly.

“realize her bowels all over paulo” …she realized her bowels? don’t know what that means, but i do know that girls do not **** out of their asses, or crap out of their *******, so i don’t see what her bowels have to do with her urinating on paulo.

i wonder which dropkick you’re referring to when saying you’d dropkick the turtle… do you mean the football kick, or wrestling maneuver?

obviously, the wrestling dropkick wouldn’t work so well, but since you seem to think a female’s bowels are where their urine comes from…

well, now to comment on this page… good, paulo got ****** on.

now if only he’ll try crossing the street again and get hit by a car, caught on the bumper, and dragged far away from lucy, splattering all over the streets.

Thanatos August 1, 2011, 12:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #175076

Oh no…

HB August 1, 2011, 12:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #175077!!! IMSORRYIMSOORYIMSORRY i just thought it was a late update… my browser wouldn’t refresh…
oh, WTH am i saying, i worship at your feet taeshi. your will hails above all else.

again, remind me why that turtle (or is it a curdle?) is so important.
BTW dont bother looking up curdle.

Elliot the n00b August 1, 2011, 12:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #175078

Wait.. I though maishul boiled that turtle

John_cage August 1, 2011, 12:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #175079

The Turtle of DOOM strikes again !!!

El legendario August 1, 2011, 12:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #175080

Darn turtle. Why isn’t the thing soup yet? I hope Lucy’s apologizing about throwing up on him or past violence or the trouble he’s gone through this chapter. And not something that’s about to happen…

Hoheh August 1, 2011, 1:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #175081

Hey, I thought Paulo WANTED to have Lucy ALL OVER HIM?

Get it?! :D

KeyFox August 1, 2011, 1:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #175082

Yes, because that is my exact life goal. To be just like you. You’re just so funny and interesting that I couldn’t help myself. If everyone was like you, then we would have world peace… Seriously, dude? Ego, much? Why you be trollin’?

I was making a joke about the bowels thing. I meant a drop kick as in a football kick. I’m not sure how a wrestling move would fare against a turtle…

No hard feelings, man.

NintendoSegaSonyGuy August 1, 2011, 1:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #175083

Now the front… matches the back? *ba-dum-chh!*

Clare August 1, 2011, 1:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #175084

NintendoSegaSonyGuy & Thanatos need to stop being idiots.

That said, I’m enjoying this brief interlude of light hearted comedy. But I still look forward to the day the fans cried. Coming soon!

Also, ITT; everyone says the same thing.

Maverik August 1, 2011, 1:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175085

i get the line game reference but what chapter is the turtle from? i noticed hes on the bcb tshirts too. Sorry if someone already answered it in an earlier comment but i usually just skim thru em (unless its from taeshi or suitcase)

2Cents August 1, 2011, 1:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175086

Thanatos started it, Maverik!

NintendoSegaSonyGuy August 1, 2011, 1:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175087

ps oh, thats nasty

2Cents August 1, 2011, 1:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #175088

…Wtf Lucy.

Sally August 1, 2011, 1:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #175089

I don’t care who started what NintendoSegaSonyGuy. You’re both posting ridiculously long and stupid comments full of unnecessary amounts of cursing and basically just re-iterating the events of the comic we’ve all just read. You’re reminding me why I don’t READ the comments, much like how a brick to the face reminds you why you don’t stand under a construction site.

Maverik August 1, 2011, 1:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #175090

Thats what he gets for being a fur ***.

Ranger August 1, 2011, 1:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #175091


Cathy Cathy August 1, 2011, 1:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #175092

first chapter got it. thanx nintendosegasonydude. didnt taeshi kind of mention how we aint sposed to use this as a chat room guys? just sayin…

2Cents August 1, 2011, 1:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #175093

Ranger, go be a biased A-Hole somewhere else.
Anyway, great panel, Taeshi. ^^

SiteyMan August 1, 2011, 1:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #175094

I want durpdurp for my license plate.

Comedy August 1, 2011, 1:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #175095

Sorry Paulo, but your towel is in another beach.

TheLastCreativeName August 1, 2011, 1:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175096

I bet 5 bucks she puked on Pablo.

Russiarules1 August 1, 2011, 1:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #175097

@Russiarules1: um, i’m pretty sure she peed on paulo. D:
P.S. GO TURTLE FTW! that turtle has the best troll face ever!

noone knows August 1, 2011, 1:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #175098

I just thought of something how the hell are they going to explain this to the other not to mention their parents and teachers

Arkrilyoth August 1, 2011, 1:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #175099

Awesome license plate. Idk if taeshi is a fan of south park but “durp” originated from them

tarantino101 August 1, 2011, 1:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #175100

@Russiarules1: again? *sigh* now puke is on his backside too, also urine.

ShockedLogic August 1, 2011, 1:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #175101

Poor, Paulo… that vomit must be getting crusty. D: and now he has to live with the smell of pee? Today must be just one of those days. *Sighs*

Michelle August 1, 2011, 1:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #175102

What’s with the random turtle? lol

Rob August 1, 2011, 1:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #175104

lol hey maybe he’s one of those guys who like that sorta thing

omnifarious August 1, 2011, 1:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #175105

lmfao my cat did the exact same thing to me when i was giving her a piggy-back ride!

:q:p:b:):(:o:c:s August 1, 2011, 1:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #175106

HAHAHA! This is gonna be a fun adventure!

Keninja86 August 1, 2011, 1:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #175107

oh god oh god lol i love it

Keva August 1, 2011, 2:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175108

well hopefully hes german, if not well D:

Thespianut August 1, 2011, 2:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #175109

@tarantino101: It can be argued that South Park popularized it, but the term itself dates back to the movie “BASEketball”

However Matt stone and Trey Parker were in it, so there might be some connection

Name August 1, 2011, 2:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #175110

@Maverik,NintendoSegaSonyGuy, and Thanatos Save it for the forum. Seriously.

Hinochi August 1, 2011, 2:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #175111

So Paulo, how was your day? Trollolololol

Sandz890 August 1, 2011, 2:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #175112

thanx, Name. Thats a derp on me

tarantino101 August 1, 2011, 2:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #175113

The line game and the turtle triumphantly return as historic BCB artifacts.

The Good Doctor August 1, 2011, 2:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175114

Does the license plate on the car in the first panel say “Durpdurp”?

Duskyo August 1, 2011, 2:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #175115

Epic turtle is epic.

Awesome McCoolname August 1, 2011, 2:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #175116




Lucy. D:

Yaschiri August 1, 2011, 2:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #175117


THAT…WAS…AWESOME!!!!! Paulo’s back got a little warmer.

you know what would be great is if after this, Lucy starts acting nicer to Paulo and Mike sees her being more open & playful with other guys. thus Mike gets even more irritated with her, only to realize she when all is said and done he miss out on a good thing.

sen August 1, 2011, 2:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175118

Well, paulo finally got wet with lucy.

Matthew August 1, 2011, 2:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175119

welp he just got p i s s e d on.

fijikitten August 1, 2011, 2:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #175120

I see what’s coming.

I don’t think sorry will cover it Lucy XD

laffinsmilee August 1, 2011, 2:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #175121

I don’t see how she did anything to him. The dark spot underneath them is just a shadow, isn’t it?

Squirtle August 1, 2011, 2:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #175122

Me and Paulo: “DAMN TURTLE!!!!!”

Parry August 1, 2011, 3:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175123

I’m confused as to why we think she peed o.O

Jess August 1, 2011, 3:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175124

Heehee… he’s a true friend (or he really loves her) if he keeps going after this. Poor Lucy and poor Paulo.

Lissy August 1, 2011, 3:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #175125

Thats not right, thats just not right man

Death August 1, 2011, 3:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #175126

oh god, she either threw up on his back or peed. Poor Paulo xD

@Jess: Because Lucy said she has to pee a few pages ago.

Lisaa August 1, 2011, 3:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175127

Paulo secretly has a scat fetish.

Mikanada August 1, 2011, 3:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175128

Pfft. Heh. Hee hee! Poor Paulo! How could his day get any worse?

Leia Soro August 1, 2011, 3:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #175129

Com’n guys lets VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!! and i still feel bad for paulo but its funny at the same time.

diamond eyes August 1, 2011, 3:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #175130

aww man i gawwww why awww jeeeez D:

Terrance Bridges August 1, 2011, 3:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #175131

this is a rare moment where i hope that’s vomit and not something even worse.

doggone_it August 1, 2011, 3:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #175132

Daemn that sounds an awful lot like she… yep.

Also, nothing wrong with perspectives here IMHO :x

TehLulzinator August 1, 2011, 3:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #175133


Leen619 August 1, 2011, 3:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #175134

epic turtle

some guy August 1, 2011, 3:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #175135

just blame the turtle

Iris August 1, 2011, 4:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #175136

It seems Paulo is the butt-monkey today.

TLV August 1, 2011, 4:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175137

*smug grin*

Xuncu August 1, 2011, 4:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175138

Lucy: “Also, you’re now my territory…. I guess.”

Xuncu August 1, 2011, 4:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #175139

@Xuncu … only dogs mark their territory by peeing on things (fun fact: after two dogs fight, sometimes the winner may urinate on and/or hump the looser as a sign of dominance, however it’s more common in wild dogs than domestic), cats however, have glands around the neck area that produces oils(?) they rub their heads on the object of their choice and it becomes “theirs” (idk about cats much, I’m a dog person so I obviously know more about dogs)

Different Adam August 1, 2011, 4:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #175140

@Different Adam Wrong again, cause I know the wild cats do it, so I’m sure the domesticated ones do it too…

Snowfeather August 1, 2011, 4:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #175141

@Snowfeather I edited my last post… and what do you mean again, was I wrong before? O.u

Different Adam August 1, 2011, 4:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #175142

@Snowfeather and @Different Adam I know the head thing is correct, and I know that wild cats mark territory with pee. I also know an intact male cat will pee all over the house to mark his territory (I know from experience). So, you might be thinking domestic cats don’t do that because most of them are fixed when they’re still young. :)

Channi August 1, 2011, 5:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175143

haha great page Taeshi. We got some urine experts rolling in here apparently XD

Sandvich August 1, 2011, 5:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #175144

@Different Adam I apologize, my mind isn’t fully functional at this hour :unsure:

Snowfeather August 1, 2011, 5:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #175145

*reaches for vomit bag*

Sunni-licious August 1, 2011, 5:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #175146

Male cats spraying and peeing is two different things. their pee stinks like urine, while the spray is like skunk smell. It takes days to come off and makes you gag. Yes domestic cats do mark territory and it really stinks.

Yours truly,
A cat owner.

Novali August 1, 2011, 6:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175147

Somehow I feel this page was paid for by Meowth.
Or alternatively any average family comedy made in the US.

Karo August 1, 2011, 6:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #175148


Wolfy Sama August 1, 2011, 6:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #175149

Man, Paulo is having a bad day, isn’t he. Hope Lucy feels better!

Flara August 1, 2011, 6:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #175150

Taeshil, Paulo will want your head for this XD

Ana (aka Knux-the-Killer) August 1, 2011, 6:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #175151

I wanna make a comic now but i dont know make it about and i want it to be a furry comic! ;_;

random girl August 1, 2011, 6:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #175152

@random - It may seem hard, but all it takes is a crudload of initiative.

There are many tutorials for anatomy, perspective, stroyline, etc, all over the Web. It just takes looking.

Also, it takes lots of drawing and practice for a webcomic. :)

Metsane August 1, 2011, 7:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #175153


isabelle August 1, 2011, 7:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #175154

this comic is getting a little too lewd for me

xetch August 1, 2011, 7:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175155

Lucy’s back to making accidents.

Milly August 1, 2011, 7:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #175156

Oh dear. ;_; Luccccccyyyy……..

Connor August 1, 2011, 7:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #175157

I changed my mind, I don’t think she puked on Pablo… I think she had another type of “accident”.
Karma is bitch.

Russiarules1 August 1, 2011, 7:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #175158

As if no body didn’t see that coming. Just rise yoself off in the ocean then go find a hospital.

Laama August 1, 2011, 7:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #175159

it is just not his day is it?

Sonic-Teen August 1, 2011, 7:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #175160

why must you scar me in these ways

isabelle August 1, 2011, 7:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #175161

I’m calling it right now. Mad Lucy
I say Lucy DIDN’T take a wizz on Paulo, but that she is saying sorry, either for being a mean person to Paulo, or for dragging him away from school to babysit him. 8-)
If I’m wrong, then I’ll be wondering what BCB has turned into (even though I’ve only been reading for 2 weeks) :unsure:

Apparently I'm Sue August 1, 2011, 7:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #175162

Damn, Lucy’s losing body control. She is REALLY sick.

CriticalQuit August 1, 2011, 7:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #175167

Never mind Lucy and her lack of body control,
It’s the turtle that deserves more screen-time there…

Wr3h August 1, 2011, 8:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #175175

Aww.. so close.

Well.. whatever doesn’t kill ya makes you stronger!

^_^ Paulo’s a good man.

Frist August 1, 2011, 9:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #175178


lt_amazil August 1, 2011, 9:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #175179

At least he’s not wearing any clothes.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? If/when they eventually make it to a bathroom, he could wash off in a sink, or something….

Potatoes August 1, 2011, 9:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #175180

If I were Paulo, I would beat up Mike after that.
She needs good friend right here and now, but where is he?
Chatting with Sandy!!! Furious Abbey
And Paulo needs a bath, but poor Lucy. :unsure:

LightningTiger August 1, 2011, 9:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #175181

:unsure: only comment i’m pretty damn glad i’m not paulo…oh god

clay August 1, 2011, 9:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #175182

Well, at least he’s ready for kids…
When he eventually has them…
IF he actually has them….
gotta look on the bright side.

Ali August 1, 2011, 9:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #175183

oh paulo, you should know to never play that game…it only brings pain ._.

Vale August 1, 2011, 9:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #175184

Hmmm, Turtle strikes again XD

Ciclopotis August 1, 2011, 9:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #175185

The car’s license plate is durpdurp.

Wolf August 1, 2011, 9:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #175186

8-) not so cool now are you paulo

nosandyno August 1, 2011, 10:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175187

…Paulo you should receive a medal for this.

Kindle kat August 1, 2011, 10:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #175188

WOW! Just WOW! Lucy can never be mean to paulo again. There’s no way, uh uh, no sir. Not after that. That just baught paulo a life time of earned respect that she better deliver. But was the cost worth it Paulo? :question: I’m still on it WOWY! WOW! WOW! This guy deserves a ****ing medal. The medal of Dealing with it. He is always saving her. Its offical, Lucy is officaly a dumb *** in distress. Whats that u ask :unsure: Its a stupid female who has the full capablity to take care of her self, yet constintly needs to be saved or rescued. She reminds me of lois lane, she realy ****ing does. The sinical version. Don’t get me wrong i love her, but paula man u gotta sit there and ask your self something very important…………….is she worth it? :question:

Justsomecritic August 1, 2011, 10:05 AM EST.

Comment ID #175189

Am i the only one who doesnt understand what just happened…?

Lol August 1, 2011, 10:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #175190

hmm… now where have I seen this turtle before? At least it wasn’t life threatening…

Cuddle Bear August 1, 2011, 10:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #175191

Nevernind, i just got it. :p

Lol August 1, 2011, 10:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #175192

ha my rant made it on the first page. thats a first. Ps love your work and i’m buying your book sometime this week XD

Justsomecritic August 1, 2011, 10:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #175193

suck to be paulo 8-)

fenrir August 1, 2011, 10:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #175194

did she just…? oh damn.

asimplefangirl August 1, 2011, 10:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #175195

Just when you think it can’t get worse…………… punches you in the gut, kicks you while your down, and steals your lunch money XD Poor Paulo.

Juria August 1, 2011, 10:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #175196


Holy jesus.

KeyAndEnter August 1, 2011, 10:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #175197

To Meowth:
I’ve been waiting since Lucy said that she had to pee for you to be in the top three comments. I tink that we all have been.

Thanatos, you’re trying too hard to be smart, and failing horribly.

To Wolfy Sama:
Awww… You beat me to it… *sad face*

To LightningTiger:
Because, you know, it’s a universally known fact that Mike has a telepathic connection to Lucy and he always knows when she’s in trouble. OBVIOUSLY they all knew that she was in trouble, but only Paulo went to help her. It’s not like he just happened to come across her while he was walking or anything :smirk:
While we’re at it, where’s that ****er Abby? And David? And I thought that Daisy was her friend. I guess that Sue must have just been faking it this whole time.

About the Comic page:
Sooo… Turtle is a Paulo fan? I mean, sure he flipped Paulo and gave him some injuries to walk off in the beginning, and now he tried tripping Paulo, but HE BROKE MIKE’S LEG IN FIELD DAY!
Turtle is both a skilled hater and a skilled troll.
And I wonder: Did Paulo get his wish…?

? August 1, 2011, 10:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #175198


RohanSpartan August 1, 2011, 10:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #175199

That turtle is Paulo’s downfall….for a second time -_-;

Jesicat August 1, 2011, 10:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #175200

… lucy be tripping. Paulo is going to *sunglasses* ……be piiiiiiiisssssed.

geru August 1, 2011, 10:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #175201

hey, don’t beat yourself up over the perspectives - they’re actually consistently good!

whoa August 1, 2011, 10:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #175202

i always liked turtles, but know i know they are EVIL

BLAzE August 1, 2011, 11:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #175203

Oh Turtle, how I have missed you so.

dotdotdot? August 1, 2011, 11:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #175205


Emi August 1, 2011, 11:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #175206

Oh HELL noh!
Comment removed- TURTLE

CoulourTheory August 1, 2011, 11:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #175207

This is how pr0n starts

CoulourTheory August 1, 2011, 11:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #175208

XD Poor Paulo! He is having a baaaaad day.

Vespa August 1, 2011, 11:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #175209

Wow. That…just happened. :x

TheGirlWhoNeverComments August 1, 2011, 11:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #175210


omg August 1, 2011, 11:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #175211

Wait,what happened.

Lionist August 1, 2011, 11:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #175212


Lindsay August 1, 2011, 11:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #175213


Ravux August 1, 2011, 11:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #175214

Paulo’s face in the last panel as well as the turtle’s face killed me. XD

LyokoTitan August 1, 2011, 11:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #175215

Did—did Lucy just pee on Paulo’s back!?!?!? D:

Kit-Kat :D August 1, 2011, 11:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #175216

“u better not have ****** on my tail…”

Sarge August 1, 2011, 11:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #175217

lusy pee’d on him.

Meawzerz August 1, 2011, 11:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #175218

you know…this could be karma for paulo for what he did in the first chapter

2Cents August 1, 2011, 12:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #175219

Lol random turtle FTP!!!

~DarkLeo~ August 1, 2011, 12:17 PM EST.

Comment ID #175220


LemonFilling August 1, 2011, 12:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #175221

I’m reeeeally hoping she didn’t just do what everyone’s saying she did, personally I’m confused how when Paulo’s almost tripped over the turtle he was like “GASP 8C”.
Also, as sad i am for Paulo, I’m not blaming Lucy. It’s just very bad misfortune. After all, she was trying to help herself by trying to get to the hospital. After this is over, Lucy will feel terrible and Paulo will still need a bath

Michi August 1, 2011, 12:44 PM EST.

Comment ID #175222

the line game?

Vincent August 1, 2011, 12:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #175224


Furries Rule :3 August 1, 2011, 1:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #175225

Turtle :3

Julka August 1, 2011, 1:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #175226


Shada August 1, 2011, 1:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #175227


Xenos August 1, 2011, 1:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #175228

YAY!!! IT’S THE AWKWARD TURTLE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!
back to my normal insane-ness… what did lucy do? why is everyone like “she better not have done what i think she just did!” and i’m like “WTF? what did she do?” i mean, it’s not like she…oh! she did THAT?
i’m no longer commenting on that…

fishy August 1, 2011, 1:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #175229

squirtle and gross

Fireryder August 1, 2011, 2:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #175231

Wishing Game: Dangerous Mode.

Where you cannot ever truly ‘win’.

(unless you like golden showers)

Blazenarm August 1, 2011, 2:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #175233

Paulo’s day is NOT going well D: Though he COULD clean himself up in the ocean/lake/whatever that body of water is, however embarassing it’d be….

MildlyConcerned August 1, 2011, 2:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #175237

She totally ****** on him. =\

Missme August 1, 2011, 2:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #175239

He is absent for school !!!!!! Then once he comes back to school… EVERYBODY SAYS… PAULO YOU R 2 MINUITES LATE!!!!!!

Blast_The_Hedghog August 1, 2011, 2:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #175240

OK why dose everyone have to be like, did she do what i think she did? Just say it, She effin peeded all over Paulo xD not like it hasn’t happened to anyone before.

BlackStealth08 August 1, 2011, 2:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #175243

Name change again

THAT’S KARMA PAULO!!!!!! karma
Just like revenge, it’s a bitch

^ my profile

The Furry Gamer August 1, 2011, 3:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #175244

Such win in this chapter. It’s not even funny.

Although, the win is purely for us readers. This is CLEARLY not Paulo’s day.

Stripes August 1, 2011, 3:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #175246

Oh Paulo. If only you knew that stepping on a turtle while celebrating would…

*puts on shades*

**** on your parade.


Dayte August 1, 2011, 3:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #175249

Not the turtle…………………AGAIN! Furious Abbey

iLuvCarter August 1, 2011, 3:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #175252

I just realized that this chapter is called Carry Me because Paulo is carrying her.

Sad, but completely true.

Intelligence: I does not has it.

B/k August 1, 2011, 3:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #175254

HAHAHAHA! oh dear Taeshi, you crack me up XD. poor paulo, and lucy, this is probably mortifying for her too, but man, this is hilarious!!! what next, she’ll get her period while he’s carrying her? BAHAHAHA! its too much :P

tina August 1, 2011, 3:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #175256

8-D OMG! Poor Lucy :-(
If Paulo doesn’t get mad for that ,i should marry him :-*
He would be the perfect guy then! <3 8-) <3

99%Angel August 1, 2011, 3:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #175257

Ahhhh, the horror of Lucy’s timing. Delightful.

PossiblyVenomous August 1, 2011, 3:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #175258

I.. hope she’s just saying sorry for all the things, that have happened. Seriously.

My God, Paulo can never catch a break. Neither can Lucy.. I hope that will make their friendship even more close. After so much it would only seem fair.

Lily August 1, 2011, 3:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #175261

i think she took a **** on him :unsure:

sleepingfox August 1, 2011, 4:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #175262

Hol-y ****……. :(

N-Star August 1, 2011, 4:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #175263

Tae, how could u do that 2 poor Lucy! Mad Lucy first she has her heart broken and now this! U need 2 make lucys life a lot better, or my name isnt n-star! >:)

N-Star August 1, 2011, 4:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #175264

I hope she’s sorry that he was brought into this and hib not just pee on his back XD OoO

Sam August 1, 2011, 4:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #175267

Taeshi, I realize that you have said that as of now lucyxpaulo won’t work but are they at least gonna stay friends?

Deuce Moose August 1, 2011, 4:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #175268

That turtle be trollin’ :D

NarWolf August 1, 2011, 4:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #175269

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Oh my.

Mindie August 1, 2011, 4:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #175270

First, Lucy pukes on Paulo, then she ****** on his back.


EpicGamerGirl August 1, 2011, 4:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #175271

I want to see more of that turtle…

Anonymous_Jr August 1, 2011, 4:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #175272

Oh my, and the turtle… STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
Poor Paulo XD

BonBonToro August 1, 2011, 4:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #175273

Poor Paulo, gets leaked on from both ends….. 8-D

chickbabe208 August 1, 2011, 5:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #175274

that turtle has gone a long ways to screw these guys.

P.S. you replied and i freaking missed it “unhappy face” but im glad i made you happy =^-^=

XRT SuperSonic August 1, 2011, 5:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #175275

yo lucy where your arms at

extra August 1, 2011, 5:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #175276


Jicak4t August 1, 2011, 5:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #175277

I know for a fact you wrote this chapter just so you could have Paulo peed and vomited on. I just hope Lucy gets hurt or something so you can continue the gag with tears, snot and blood.

Kat August 1, 2011, 5:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #175278

tahahah… FACE. XD
poor Paulo though… what wouldn’t he do for lucy? … what wouldn’t he go through if not voma and all that… ? lul ..

Loona August 1, 2011, 5:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #175279


first Mike now Paulo? for shame.

Eveco August 1, 2011, 6:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #175280

+2 good friend points for having been throw-up on and peed on and sticking through it for his best friend.
-2 honor points because he’s been peed and throw-up on. I would call this Lucy’s super special sauce cat sandwich. :D

Ben August 1, 2011, 6:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #175281

If I were Paulo I’d hightail it (so to speak) to the ocean and jump in like a mofo
What a bro!

f August 1, 2011, 6:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #175283

why would you hit the turtle paulo!?!?! no!!!!

cutefur14 August 1, 2011, 6:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #175284

Oooooooh snap?

She peed. *snort*

Arkairyn August 1, 2011, 6:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #175285



Momoa August 1, 2011, 6:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #175286

Random Turtle - 1
Paulo - -2
( -1 for being peed and barfed on, -1 for not jumping in the water to clean up).

Purple August 1, 2011, 6:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #175287


omnireader August 1, 2011, 6:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #175288


Grubey August 1, 2011, 7:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #175289

Godspeed on your travels, good turtle!

Welgaean August 1, 2011, 7:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #175290

Oh god that turtle’s back to wreak havoc in out favorite cats’ and dogs’ lives once again. He has succeeded once again…

Yoshi-Fue August 1, 2011, 8:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #175291

Ahh…. That turtle has had a long slow road since… was it eighth grade field day? Must have taken him at least that long to get THERE.

Poor Paulo. What. A. Trooper. And how much must you stab Lucy’s pride? How many times does Paulo gotta save her till she sees that Mike’s delusional?

Honestly, Lucy’s who I care about. Mike can either move on and marry Sandy or get it through his head that love is a condition that must be worked for and not simply had, that love can wait but not forever, that time changes people and that what once fit so beautifully like two jigsaw pieces when things were so simple both might have grown crooked and lost some things and gained others, until things just wouldn’t fit anymore.

A perfect match in kindergarten isn’t a perfect match in high school. Maybe it might appear to be if all communication between two people consists of calls at the same time of the day, photographs, and silly texting games in free times. There is no magical perfect match for people. It’s gotta be striven for. Fought for.

A couple without quarrels, even long distance ones, is a couple who cannot wade right into the worst of each other’s personalities and lives stabbing hurtful daggers of words, swinging accusatory axes … and then make up, work through it, move on, forgive each other. A couple without something new is a couple who’s relationship eventually turns sour and gnarled and bitter and almost sad. Love despite all, yes, but there can be better.

My prediction of those two is that Sandy will find that Mike is not a hard enough worker for her, and Mike will find something sad and deceitful about her. She’s been programmed to work first and work hardest and work longest. She’s been TRAINED to act nice and sweet and appealing. Remember what her mother said to her? “What they want to see is loyalty, professionalism, and charisma.” She’s being bred to be a businesswoman, and she’s getting to be damn successful at it. This thing with Mike…..

… It… won’t… work.

Or I’m clinging to that hope for dear life and won’t stop friggin finding excuses that say that MikexLucy WILL and SHOULD happen. I’ll admit it might be that. Hey, I can hope, and I can persuade others to my view while doing it. Hopefully, I like to think I’m a tad more eloquent than your average Joe and I REALLY like to think all this MikexLucy stuff ain’t just gonna be left as “Not to be.”

Well, anyway… at least Paulo’s on the beach now, and he can get clean. But what will Lucy’s reaction to him being swallowed by that first big wave be, despite the fact he’ll only be getting up laughing?

Oh, and… where are Lucy’s arms. I can’t tell.

Biblioholic August 1, 2011, 8:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #175292

Poor, poor Paulo :(

Gummy August 1, 2011, 8:16 PM EST.

Comment ID #175293

“A perfect match in kindergarten isn’t a perfect match in high school. Maybe it might appear to be if all communication between two people consists of calls at the same time of the day, photographs, and silly texting games in free times. There is no magical perfect match for people. It’s gotta be striven for. Fought for.”

FYI Mike and Sandy were bros in third grade.

Mike has known Lucy since Kindergarten.

Why would Mike and Sandy fit to your belief that it’s not a perfect match in High School yet you continue to be MikexLucy? Isn’t that double-standards? Because Mike and Lucy are the same case.

Taeshi August 1, 2011, 8:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #175294

taeshi i really like ur comic if u need any help cuz i’m good at drawing or justt a break i’m just starting a comic and i would love to help visit me on facebook my name is corey warner bye. oh and by the way that tutle is EPIC XD

fan August 1, 2011, 8:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #175295

Wow. D:

Random person August 1, 2011, 9:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #175296

I love this arc.

Karoropuffs August 1, 2011, 9:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #175297

Oh damn, dat turtle. AGAIN. :smirk:

spicybleachedhead August 1, 2011, 9:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #175298

Lucy just came.

Cyaniede August 1, 2011, 9:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #175299

Hurray Hurrah, Continuity Nod! I’d forgotten about dat game right dur.

Magical Froo August 1, 2011, 9:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #175300

Pee down his back, that’s my bet and I’m bettin to win. 8-)

2tailed_fox August 1, 2011, 9:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #175301

Well. She had just marked her territory 8-D

Amberphoenix August 1, 2011, 9:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #175304

Amber:if she does that Ill have her neck!!!! LITERRALLY AMBERS WORDS! :(

sdamned August 1, 2011, 10:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #175305


TastedLikeCake August 1, 2011, 10:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #175306

always you stupid turtle


JC August 1, 2011, 11:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #175308

hahaha awkward toitle

neb August 1, 2011, 11:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #175309

I knew it!!! i knew it was going to happen! What more can they do to pualo?… ok maybe a lot. like i bet he will get sick at the end of this.

Teeroy766 August 1, 2011, 11:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #175311

………………………sick not cool………..dude just got urinated on………….i have no words

wanderingSOUL August 2, 2011, 12:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #175312

Paulo: Now, you might be wondering how I got this stuff all over me. Well, come closer and I’ll tell you. You see, it all started yesterday, and what a day that was. It’s what I call…a Bad Fur Day.

The Legendary Mastr August 2, 2011, 12:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #175313

I’m really hoping to see some PauloxLucy by the end of this chapter… But I’m afraid Paulo’s almost had enough! He would never abandon Lucy though…

Oh yeah and remember how they’re suppose to be at school

MissCaitlyn August 2, 2011, 12:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #175314

Im calling the next comic.
Paulo then gets crapped on, then barfed on again, then run over by a car, then he spontaneously combusts.

Kal August 2, 2011, 1:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175315


Ninjacookieman August 2, 2011, 1:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #175316

And yet after all this, I guarantee she will find a way to blame him or be angry at him for something about it

Cam August 2, 2011, 1:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #175317

He looks quite disconsolate… :P

Love it!

Nora Marie August 2, 2011, 2:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #175318

Warm isn’t 8-D

Lalukii August 2, 2011, 2:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #175319

Dat fackin turtle. DON’T YOU HAVE A LIFE, TURTLE?!

EtherSaga August 2, 2011, 3:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #175321

Somewhere, in a PARALLEL UNIVERSE similar to BUT NOT QUITE THE SAME AS this one, CREEPY FETISH PAULO is simply standing there, the only words running through his CRAZY *** mind being something along the lines of “ME GUSTA”.

In other news…. I LIKE TURTLES.

Spaz(tasticplastic)ix August 2, 2011, 3:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #175322

1. He does have a life, it consists of tripping people when it’s very inconvenient to them
2. I lie your artwork

John_cage August 2, 2011, 3:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #175323

I love your artwork

John_cage August 2, 2011, 3:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #175324

did she just urinated?
so awkward!!!!
hahahaha being pervert!!!!!!

unkown August 2, 2011, 4:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #175325

for a second there I thought the turle was saying sorry and Paulo was wiggin out that a turle just said sorry, “context fail” ftw.

tony August 2, 2011, 4:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #175327

*facepalm* I read the comic 3 times before seeing the license plate… :U
Oh Lucy, what have you done?

KawaiiMarshmallow August 2, 2011, 5:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #175328

that turtle stood there on purpose! you need proof? look at his face, smiling deviously!

bryce August 2, 2011, 6:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #175329

aw man she just went all R.Kelly on dat a$$

L0ve1ess August 2, 2011, 7:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #175330


Archus August 2, 2011, 8:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #175331

That’s not a turtle, that’s a tortoise.

Z6 August 2, 2011, 9:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #175332

Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo *** into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I’ll **** on you
Drip, drip, drip.

Dave Chapelle August 2, 2011, 9:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #175333

^ is that R kelly’s theme song?

The-Gray-Angel August 2, 2011, 9:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #175334


Mettlebird August 2, 2011, 9:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #175335

whoops. um, maybe he should let her sit down for a minute why he bathes in the ocean for the rest of his life.

Ashanti August 2, 2011, 9:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #175336


Amber August 2, 2011, 10:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #175337

The ocean aint gonna cut it, not with all that fur. I’d bet he would need an ACID bath :P

Antonie August 2, 2011, 10:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #175338

Want one now!!!!!!!
…pretty please!

twoplusfiveequallsseven August 2, 2011, 12:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #175340

(making reference to last post on previous page)

told you this would happen…

Bit-small August 2, 2011, 12:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #175342

The Legacy of Turtle:
(Did anybody remember Turtle tripping Daisy? I know that I’d forgotten.)

I guess that that, when combined with this page, is all. I thought that there were one or two more pages with Turtle, but I guess not.

? August 2, 2011, 12:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #175343

Nice durpdurp car.

G August 2, 2011, 12:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #175346

Frienship is like a toilet, every now and then, it needs to be cleaned. XD

TheOriginalJoe August 2, 2011, 1:17 PM EST.

Comment ID #175347

Then again, Paulo might be in to that sort of thing.

Your Mom August 2, 2011, 1:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #175349

i love this comic book thank it the best there is

Lucerius August 2, 2011, 1:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #175350

What is up with the turtle? Talk about being everywhere at once. That, or there are a whole bunch of stray turtles just randomly roaming the BCB world. Like instead of stray dogs and cats, it’s turtles. I can barely wrap my head around that…

NintendoSegaSonyGuy August 2, 2011, 1:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #175352

What, is she gonna give him a Cleveland steamer next?

Zeph August 2, 2011, 2:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #175355

God, i hope she didn’t pee.

Poor Paulo, it’ll probably take forever to wash that off.

Citvie August 2, 2011, 2:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #175356

@Citvie if she didn’t pee than what did she do? i almost hope its pee now.

Teeroy766 August 2, 2011, 3:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #175357

MLP is better than this… way better…

Brony August 2, 2011, 4:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #175360

@Brony Take your pony crap somewhere else.

I can’t wait to see what Paulo does.

darkwolf328 August 2, 2011, 5:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #175362

:question:When are we going to get back to Abbey’s “evil” plan as Class President

jack August 2, 2011, 6:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #175363

the turtle is smiling…… :/

Siot Gleda August 2, 2011, 6:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #175364

1 girl 2 bodily fluids, kinky kinky Paulo!

Neoresolution August 2, 2011, 6:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #175365

Called it.

V August 2, 2011, 7:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #175366


Brony Troll August 2, 2011, 7:53 PM EST.

Comment ID #175367

Welp… what? ^

Fireboy August 2, 2011, 7:53 PM EST.

Comment ID #175368

I hate to be a stick in the mud but… Well, I just feel that Veronica’s humor has been… How do I put this? Waning. I mean seriously, body fluid jokes? You’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. I can see why you might have chosen that form of humor. Trying to do something fresh, maybe? I don’t know. Unless something eventful happens, this might as well be a filler comic.

The Guy Knobody Knows August 2, 2011, 7:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #175369

Sorry. There was a type-o while typing my name. I use a bookmark to get here so I always have to retype it.

The Guy Nobody Knows August 2, 2011, 7:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #175370

I have a feeling she didn’t actually **** on him, and is just saying “I’m sorry” for something else.

Awesome McCoolname August 2, 2011, 8:11 PM EST.

Comment ID #175371

I feel Paulo wishes he would have worn a shirt that morning—then at least he could remove a barfy-shirt instead of having it in his fur. D:

RiNGO August 2, 2011, 8:30 PM EST.

Comment ID #175374

The Guy Nobody Knows more like the Whiner Nobody Knows

I didn’t realise two events suddenly mean the entirety of the comic has waned. Complain if there is a consistency in the wane, so far you’re only complaining about three pages in a chapter that has more to do with body fluids.

Taeshi August 2, 2011, 10:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #175375

to be fair veronica he won’t like the part of chapter 66 where daisy ***** on michael

SuitCase August 2, 2011, 10:34 PM EST.

Comment ID #175376

damn turtles thinkin they so hot.

Jasmine Lizbeth August 2, 2011, 10:41 PM EST.

Comment ID #175377

Ha ha! That turtle seems pretty hapy with his accomplishment today

ultimateZ August 2, 2011, 10:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #175378

I’m now eagerly anticipating chapter 66.

Hannibal August 2, 2011, 10:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #175379


BONK August 2, 2011, 11:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #175380

Paulo’s face on the last panel….SO FUNNY!!

MidnightSnack August 2, 2011, 11:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #175381

I love you, Suitcase! So ****ing funny!

StarSturdy August 2, 2011, 11:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #175383

Why can’t Paulo ever get a normal romantic storyline? xD

Vaughn August 2, 2011, 11:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #175387


Dan Rivera August 2, 2011, 11:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #175448

Haha… yeah, you got it Paulo. ;)

Not something that would be comfortable, especially not with fur. Though, if it was Winter or Autumn-
Ha, no. It would still be terrible.

Keith_Z August 3, 2011, 1:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #175473

The turtle strikes again!! Seriously it is going to end the world xD and eeww… Paulo you need a towel… after you take a shower man lol 8-)

Leonmaster August 3, 2011, 2:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #175512

worst case cinario=this

ftu August 3, 2011, 7:52 AM EST.

Comment ID #175516

Oh What is paulo going to do I mean it’s not like there’s a large supply of water nearby

Viperalist August 3, 2011, 8:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #175521

His eyes are as wide as dinner plates in the last panel.

CoulourTheory August 3, 2011, 8:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #175577

@ Teeroy766


I don’t know… ^^;;;

@Brony Troll

Shut up, Ponytroll.

Citvie August 3, 2011, 6:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #175578

BTW, check my deviantART here.

I have some pretty good art if I do say so myself. : D

Citvie August 3, 2011, 6:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #175670

Lucy please, Paulo is not a toilet XD

Chartruse August 4, 2011, 2:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #175674

hes not? awww :(

random guy form texas August 4, 2011, 4:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #175913


And Paulo, I think you should go take a shower after that kind of shower.

KimmyKirby August 5, 2011, 7:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #175983


Keegan August 6, 2011, 10:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #176220

Mission Failure XD

Chocothunda August 8, 2011, 3:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #177374

Uh-oh! D:

Secret Derpy August 17, 2011, 2:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #178427


Jeanluvsdempokemen August 23, 2011, 11:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #179534

yeah.its just like the episode of high school of the dead when he was carrying the girl and she peed on his back..

your comic is totally awesome though!!

Joan August 30, 2011, 11:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #180341


Cece September 3, 2011, 8:22 PM EST.

Comment ID #181460

Lucy… sorry? She must be really sick! :x

PURPLZ September 10, 2011, 11:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #182035

That god damned tripping turtle!

I am so not sorry for all of you that I killed in the Mario games.

Paulo will require many showers. Many, many showers.

I mean, he’s not even wearing clothes.

Fruvous September 14, 2011, 8:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #196177


The awsome one December 3, 2011, 12:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #196208

Barf on one side and pee on the other…

The awsome one December 3, 2011, 5:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #216534

This is beginning to feel like a really weird porno… Eatyoursoup with a golden shower…

…Am I the only one here who spends time on the dark side of the internet? >_>

Kira May 16, 2012, 12:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #217157

^ You’re nto th only one..

LucyDucy May 23, 2012, 6:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #219866

Was he playing the wishing game again?

Moshilun June 23, 2012, 3:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #220635

I wish… I wish… I wish… *trips* I wish that didn’t happen…

Cave Johnson July 2, 2012, 4:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #223142

Did she just pee on him? …That’s HILARIOUS! XD

Chaos July 19, 2012, 8:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #223616


Stormey July 24, 2012, 12:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #225238


Lulu August 11, 2012, 7:18 PM EST.

Comment ID #226171

We should call it “Troll Turtle”

Flyboy August 25, 2012, 6:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #229089

What did she…..have her period on his back or something?

kitteh September 23, 2012, 7:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #233385


SarashiTheDragon November 28, 2012, 3:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #238067

Anyone else recognize that turtle from when Mike injured his leg?

Rylan February 1, 2013, 10:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #244332

BWAHAHA!! this has got to be in top three BCB comics haha!

idiotic technology April 29, 2013, 2:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #260525

She peed on him…

Shadow September 27, 2013, 8:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #271445

Is it just me or does that license plate say durpdurp?

Qwerty Mc Q December 30, 2013, 2:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #282452


Elv June 14, 2014, 5:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #285598

turtle: hello
Me: ****
*TemplarArchon_hunter was Killed by mine turtle*

*asdfmovie referance*

TemplarArchon_Hunter August 23, 2014, 2:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #290966

The turtle doth strike again. XD

Mark December 5, 2014, 2:41 PM EST.

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