Candybooru

Is...is Mike Wheatly?

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

^Radial knows his quotes

Haha, I'm more given to believe David would be Wheatley in this scenario~!

And another missing tail, how do people keep forgetting the tails? they're the best thing on those cats!

I do like the fact that Sue is Cell though <3

You're so unlikable. It says so right on the chart? Right here. Unlikable. Funny huh?

Assume the tail is tucked into the trousers.

Is that a GLaDOS edition Lucy? Would that make Mike Wheatley?

The epicness is too much for me to handle...I may explode.

lol Lucy's GlaDos and Sue's Chell. It would be better is Mike's Chell.

If Mike is Wheatley, then who would the companion cube be?

I'm going to be reading all of Lucy's speech bubbles in GlaDOS voice from now on... Gah... This deserves an excellent tag....