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*Sue, holding a piece of paper and looking around, grimaces as she enters a classroom.*
Sue: Is this right..? Is this room 103?
*Sue frowns as Paulo, Daisy, Mike and Lucy stare.*
Sue: Oh, of course it is.
*David smiles widely as he sits at his desk.*
David: It’s plot-convenient!
*Mike approaches Sue.*
Mike: So what did you do all summer?
*Sue grins as stars form in her eyes.*
Sue: Oh, I’m glad you asked!
*Sue raises a finger.*
Sue: After we finished moving house, my dad needed help with this project at work, which I thought could be good work experience for later!
*Sue hunches over, starry-eyed, her fists raised to her face in excitement.*
Sue: But it ended up requiring me to travel to the headquarters, which is actually up in Canada! So my summer basically became my first extended internation--
*Sue is cut off mid-sentence when Paulo complains.*
Paulo: Nobody asked for your life story, dude.
*David sits at his desk, vacantly smiling as he listens to Paulo and Sue argue.*
Sue: He LITERALLY asked--
Paulo: I LITERALLY don’t care.
Sue: Why don’t you LITERALLY choke on a--
*Tess enters the classroom and looks around. David notices her.*
Tess: Wow, ten minutes before class and already there’s a huge racket!
*David turns towards Tess, leaning across the desk.*
David: Hey, you’re hot! And well-developed!
*Tess gazes down at him with an unsettled look on her face.*
Tess: Is that.. an attempt at flirting?
*Daisy furrows her brow as she looks up at Tess, a finger to her lip.*
Daisy: You don’t look like a freshman..
*Tess smiles.*
Tess: Junior.
*Mike raises an eyebrow.*
Mike: But we’re all freshmen.. Isn’t each homeroom group separated by grade?
Tess: Not in this high school, kid. Things are different here.
*Paulo grins maniacally.*
Paulo: You mean there’ll be LOADS of older chicks in here?
*Lucy scoffs at Paulo.*
Lucy: Oh, that got your interest.
*Paulo zooms towards Tess, looking flirtatious.*
Paulo: That reminds me.. Hi ♥
*Tess frowns as she leans away from him.*
*Paulo fondles Tess’ locket necklace.*
Paulo: Hmm.. If you’re looking for a key, honey, I think I’ve got a certain something that’d fit just perfectly if you know what I--
*Lucy punches Paulo from behind, shocking Tess.*
Lucy: Don’t mind him.
*Paulo turns towards Lucy and smirks.*
Paulo: Aww.. you jealous, babe? Don’t be! If I was gonna hit on ANYONE in this room, you’d be number one!
*Lucy punts Paulo into the ceiling.*
Lucy: Don’t mind if I hit on YOU, first!
*Tess looks up, impressed.*
Tess: Wow, right to the ceiling!
*Lucy scowls as she closes her eyes.*
Lucy: I usually aim for something harder.
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Comment ID #133140
Tact. David just failed it.
Hoheh November 24, 2010, 3:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #176431
lol david is such a troll
paulosawesome August 10, 2011, 3:34 AM EDT.
Comment ID #251081
I remember my nurse had Tess’ exact same hairstyle.
Sheichii June 25, 2013, 11:26 PM EDT.