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Transcript
[Caption: The last day of school]
*Mike and Lucy walk through the school hallway with blank expressions.*
Mike: We’re in the home stretch.
Lucy: How exciting.
*Yashy is floating on her back through a chocolate river that’s flowing through the school. Mike and Lucy look on.*
Mike: You’re not impressed David found a way to flood the hall with chocolate ice cream?
Lucy: Eh.
*Yashy looks blissful.*
Yashy: This is the life~..
*David celebrates with a “rock on” hand gesture.*
David: Best senior prank ever!!
*Paulo tastes some of the chocolate on his finger, making a disgusted face.*
Paulo: Kinda grimy.
[Caption: Anyway..]
*The poodle teacher looks tearful and disheartened. “DOOM” text surrounds her.*
*The poodle teacher sobs.*
Poodle teacher: I’ll miss you guys SOOOOO much!!
*Her students sweat awkwardly.*
*Mike sits at his desk, frowning.*
Mike: Poor teacher..
*Yashy, who has chocolate all over her mouth, scowls at the poodle teacher.*
Yashy: WUSS!
*Lucy glares at Yashy.*
Lucy: Shh.
*The poodle teacher starts to hand out papers to her class, still crying.*
Poodle teacher: Here’s your placements for the coming school year..
*Lucy studies her sheet while Yashy watches her.*
Lucy: Hmm.. CP English? Gotta read two books from this list..
*Lucy turns to Mike.*
Lucy: What are you picking, Mike?
*Mike sweats as he examines his paper.*
Mike: I.. actually don’t have a choice!
Lucy: Huh? What do you mean?
*Mike smiles with a slight blush.*
Mike: They put me in Honors English!
*Lucy gasps.*
Lucy: WHAT!!
*Daisy waves excitedly at Mike. The poodle teacher walks away gloomily.*
Daisy: Wow, Mikie. You’ll be with me!
Daisy: ♥ Wanna read all the required books together? ♥
*Mike looks stunned.*
Mike: Uh, maybe..
*Yashy gnashes her teeth while Lucy looks grumpy.*
Yashy: LIKE HELL YOU WILL
*David reads his new schedule.*
David: English I?
*Paulo laughs uproariously.*
Paulo: HAHA!! You’re in the class for stupids!!
*David smirks at Paulo.*
David: At least I only gotta read ONE book!
*Paulo glares back.*
Paulo: ’Cuz you’re too stupid to read two.
*Katie frowns at Stacy.*
Katie: Like how’d you get into, like, Honors?!
[An arrow, pointed to Katie’s paper: English I]
*Stacy attempts to look innocent, avoiding eye contact with Katie.*
Stacy: Like I dunno.
*The school bell loudly rings. Mike shudders.*
Mike: Well.. there is one thing I know I won’t be missing..
*Lucy smirks.*
*The poodle teacher looks over at her students, tears still in her eyes.*
Poodle teacher: IT’S OVER?!
*She chases after her students as they awkwardly shuffle out of the classroom.*
Poodle teacher: DON’T LEAVE!

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Comment ID #14514
I would love it if my school was filled with chocolate ice cream. I love that stuff!
ArchDemon of Revenge May 3, 2010, 7:02 PM EDT.
Comment ID #191795
After all that chocolate, David is still alive. He’s either impervious to the effects of chocolate or he’s too stupid to die from them. Meh.
Harris012 November 19, 2011, 2:55 AM EST.
Comment ID #215834
LIKE HELL! God, Yashy is awesome.
Moo May 6, 2012, 3:34 PM EDT.