18. Farewell, Middle School, original chapter posted 8/9/06
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*The Sex-ed teacher glares at her students.*
Sex-ed teacher: …
Sex-ed teacher: Sex.
Sex-ed teacher: It’s even worse in high school. Don’t do it.
*She continues to glare as her students sweat.*
*Mike and Lucy move on to their next class.*
Mike: That was educational.
*Lucy looks down at an excited Yashy, still covered in chocolate.*
Yashy: No glove, no love!
[Caption: Next up]
*The pug teacher looks slightly annoyed.*
Pug teacher: I won’t miss you kids. At all.
Pug teacher: In fact, I hope the high school teachers beat you, because we’re not allowed to.
*His students sweat.*
Pug teacher: Now leave.
*Mike and Lucy make their way to their next class, looking irritated.*
Mike: I’m surprised we’re not psychologically scarred.
Lucy: Tough but fair.
*They ignore Yashy as she becomes submerged in the chocolate river.*
Yashy: blub blub
*The cat teacher angrily addresses the students.*
Cat teacher: You’re waiting for a farewell speech? Do I even know you kids?
*The janitor sloshes their mop in a bucket.*
Janitor: HI I AM JANITOR I CLEAN STUFF
*Mike puts his hand to his face, walking past the janitor with Lucy.*
*The janitor sticks his tongue out.*
Janitor: STAY IN SCHOOL LOL
*Mike lifts his cane up in annoyance.*
Mike: I WANNA GO HOME!!
Lucy: Sooo.. Honors English, then! Ever the smart one..
*Lucy closes her eyes and smiles.*
Lucy: Eh, Maishul?
*Michael freezes up, blushing.*
*Mike looks at Lucy, distressed.*
Mike: D-don’t be like that..
*Lucy continues to smile as she walks away.*
Lucy: Sounds like you can tutor us all, now.
*Mike frowns and looks away with a wistful look.*
*Yashy, now completely covered in ice cream, glares up at Mike.*
Yashy: Flea. I thought I told you to quit it.
*Mike stops in shock.*
*Mike yells at Yashy.*
Mike: I wasn’t angsting about anything!
*The janitor pops up in the background.*
Janitor: Let me clean it!
*The janitor whacks Mike with his mop.*
*The janitor watches with a pout as Mike falls into the ice cream river and starts to drown.*
*Yashy, rising from the pool of ice cream, lifts her arms up in celebration.*
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