Bittersweet Candy Bowl

24. Wardrobe Malfunction, original chapter posted 9/25/06

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Transcript

[Caption: Flashback]
Mike: GET OFF ME!!
*Mike, covered in bruises, raises his arms in the air and screams. An angry crowd surrounds him. Katie holds up her fists. Paulo, with a devilish smile, holds a baseball bat.*

*Mike pokes Paulo in the arm, angry. Paulo looks surprised.*
Mike: Are you trying to KILL me? I didn’t know, okay?!

*Mike yells at the crowd.*
Mike: Like you haven’t done anything you regret! So what if I messed around with two girls by mistake!

*Mike stands defiantly, fist raised, looking angrily at everyone. The crowd is filled with blank faces. Every figure in the crowd suddenly holds up a bundle of eggs, grinning evilly. Mike’s eyes go wide.*

[Caption: And so]
*Mike walks away from the crowd. He looks dizzy and is dripping wet with raw eggs. The crowd jeers.*
Crowd: Hahahahahaha cheater cheater cheater

*Mike opens his locker, one hand on his scarf.*
Mike: Ugh, gross..

*Mike tosses his scarf into the locker, poking his tongue out in disgust.*
Mike: My mom’s gonna hate washing this.

*The flashback ends. Mike and Paulo stand with their arms crossed. Mike looks angry. Paulo looks bored.*
Mike: So I just never took it home! I haven’t bothered with it since then.
Paulo: Yeah.. Okay..

*Paulo points behind himself.*
Paulo: But can you go get it? This nose isn’t gonna wipe itself.
*Mike screams, indignantly.*
Mike: NO!!

*Someone holds a tissue up to Paulo’s face. He looks surprised.*
Paulo: ?!

*Tess leans in close to Paulo with a flirty look. She holds the tissue to his nose.*
Tess: Blow for me honey ♥

*Paulo leans back, his nose spurting blood.*
Paulo: ACK!!
*Tess walks away, laughing.*
Tess: Hahaha, oh Paulo! ♥
*Daisy looks at Paulo, disgusted.*
Daisy: Eww!

*Daisy holds her eyes shut.*
Daisy: Eww-eww! That kind of stuff always grosses me out!!
*Paulo, viewed from behind, looks miserable.*
Paulo: …

*Paulo turns around. His face is covered in blood and snot.*
Paulo: …
*Daisy looks shocked.*
Daisy: …

*Paulo, face a mess and in a zombie-like state, edges closer to Daisy.*
Paulo: Daisy.

*The spray of snot and blood drip down his chin.*
Paulo: Please help..

*Daisy sprints away, looking horrified. Paulo chases after her.*
Paulo: Please help meeee
Daisy: NO.
*The gym teacher watches.*
Gym teacher: It’s about time you started those warm-ups!