Mike: Please Sandy, don't leave. Give me five minutes, I got to get my flower mage up to level 100 so I can defeat the Super Hyper Ultra Mega Turbo Dragon so I can become number one on the leaderboards.
Sandy: Screw you Mike, I'm going home.
Mike: Please Sandy, don't leave. Give me five minutes, I got to get my flower mage up to level 100 so I can defeat the Super Hyper Ultra Mega Turbo Dragon so I can become number one on the leaderboards.
Sandy: Screw you Mike, I'm going home.
Amazing
this is sad
Dammit, Mike, if you're going to gain weight, at least work out.
This is glorious
Yes
why does this exists
Comment ID #71471
Mike wasn't good enough to be Sandy's sugardaddy.
She'll have to get her expensive mounts elsewhere now.
Waldo on May 9, 2016.