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*David trembles, clasping his hands together and crying.*
David: B-but aren’t you gonna tell on me?
*Lucy looks unimpressed.*
Lucy: Why would I care? It’s YOUR absentee record.
*David stops crying.*
David: …
*David turns away, pumping his fist in the air and grinning triumphantly.*
David: Great Scott, you’re right! Now’s my chance!!
*Lucy stares ahead, blankly.*
Lucy: Good luck.
*David looks back at Lucy, smiling.*
David: Hey, why dontcha join me, Lucy-baby? I could do with a dazzling accomplice!
Lucy: No.
*David throws his arms up, coming closer to Lucy.*
David: C’mon, be a hooker with me!! It’ll be so exciting!!
*Lucy shrinks back, scandalized.*
Lucy: Erk!
*Lucy and David notice a sudden crowd of onlookers, whispering among themselves. Lucy blushes. David smiles, clueless.*
David: ?
*Lucy sidles up against David, smiling sweetly.*
Lucy: Hee, hee ♥ First of all, it’s “hookey”..
*David blushes, looking at Lucy with a smile.*
David: Oh.
Lucy: And secondly..
David: Yeah?
*Lucy makes a threatening grin.*
Lucy: If you don’t get out of here in the next five seconds.. I WILL knee you in the crotch.
*David pauses, his smile drops.*
*David rushes away.*
David: Daddy’s got you, Davie Jrs…
*Paulo appears, smirking.*
Paulo: What’s your rate?
*Lucy looks mortified.*
*David wipes the sweat off his brow, looking haggard. In the background, Paulo gets kicked into the horizon.*
David: Phew!
*David slumps over.*
David: Well, great. How can I have an epic super special birthday adventure all by myself? I NEED a sidekick!
*David suddenly notices a passerby.*
David: ?
*The passerby is Justin, a young dog boy wearing goggles on his forehead and a camera around his neck. He looks forward as he walks, minding his own business.*
*David stares at Justin.*
*Justin notices David.*
Justin: ?
*David’s eyes light up, sparkles surrounding his face.*
*Justin winces in fear.*
Justin: ?!

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Comment ID #1385
Guy at the bottom panels reminds me of Naruto as a little kid. The goggles and high necked shirt do it.
Kan March 14, 2010, 11:42 PM EDT.
Comment ID #14562
I spy a future victim of David. Can you guess who?
ArchDemon of Revenge May 3, 2010, 7:26 PM EDT.
Comment ID #67214
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muddkipz July 30, 2010, 12:35 AM EDT.