4. Unfit for Education, original chapter posted 5/12/06
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Sue: Whatever you do, DON’T think of a polar bear!
Sue: Whenever you think of one, say “BEAR” out loud!
*The group looks on with blank faces.*
*Everyone is struggling and straining.*
Lucy: Nghh.. bear.. bear..
Daisy: .. Bear.
*Mike looks over to Lucy, blushing.*
*He pictures sweet images of Lucy in his mind.*
Mike (thinking): Aww, Lucy..
Mike (thinking): Soft, pretty blue eyes..
Mike (thinking): Cute, pink button nose..
Mike (thinking): Delicate, beautiful white..
Mike (thinking): .. fur
*His imagined Lucy suddenly transforms into a bear with a pink bow.*
*Back in reality, Lucy squints.*
Lucy: This is so hard, how’d you last this long?
Mike: .. bear.
Sue: Okay, done! I’ve recorded your results.
Lucy: Yashy, it’s over.
Yashy: I can’t stop thinkin’ ’bout it bearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbear
*Mike grins to Lucy.*
Mike: Lower lifeforms and their one-track minds, eh?
*Yashy grits her teeth in anger.*
Yashy: One-track mind? ONE TRACK MIND?!
Yashy: I WARNED YOU!!
*Yashy launches herself at Mike, knocking him over.*
*Yashy sits on Mike’s chest, slapping him repeatedly.*
Lucy: Hey, you stopped saying “bear”!
*Yashy stops, and turns back to Lucy with a smile.*
Yashy: Whoa, yer right!
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