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Transcript
*David frowns at Paulo.*
David: Tess is eighteen now?!
*Paulo looks annoyed. David’s hand is still on his face.*
Paulo: Yeah?
*David maintains his frown.*
David: And how old are you?
*Paulo raises his eyebrow, with David’s hand still pressed against his face.*
Paulo: Fifteen?
*David’s jaw drops.*
David: DUDE!
David: SICK!
*Paulo suddenly looks worried. David’s hand is still squishing Paulo’s face.*
*David holds his hands to his face, concerned.*
David: Do you wanna report her to the police?
*Paulo sits up and glares, blushing.*
Paulo: Man, it’s not too much of a difference!
David: It totally is!
*Tess watches the two of them from a distance.*
*Tess rests her chin on her hand looking bored.*
David: Find someone your own age!
Paulo: I’m dating Jazz!
*Tess smiles to herself.*
David: She’s like, ten! That’s even worse!
Paulo: SHE’S NOT TEN!!
*Tess looks satisfied, closing her eyes and resting her head on her hands.*
David: I just saw her riding a TRICYCLE!
Paulo: I was riding WITH her on MY BIKE!!
END
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Reader comments
Comment ID #183588
Aw, happy ending.
It’s a page like this that reminds me why we all love David.
Shada September 30, 2011, 12:00 AM EDT.
Comment ID #183668
I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HER BEING 18!
How old is Jazz?
Xenos September 30, 2011, 10:25 AM EDT.
Comment ID #187929
David brought Paulo’s attention to the freshmen he should consider dating. It’s messing around at most here.
Hoheh November 1, 2011, 3:57 PM EDT.