Bittersweet Candy Bowl

After the last two pages I totally saw this coming. Did I not earlier mention that this will not end well?

You know, I thought this could only go one of two ways…uphill or downhill…..

…

…

…lo oks like downhill it is! Into the sinkhole!

How DARE you go into the girls bathroom? D=

…god dammit. >.

Hahahahaha oh dear. Even though this is baaaaad for Paulo’s relationships with I still find it hilarious. Poor earnest bugger.

C-cat porn..?

hmmmm… what? you people did not see this coming? where have you been since paulo and davids argument? as soon as i saw that “i made out with everyone in 8th grade” i knew it was gonna happen. ps for those who didnt see this coming *sigh*

Bad kitty bad.

Oh gawd.

This is going to go down as one of the worse days in his life. Not because of what’s happening now, but what’s going to follow afterward.

she seems to be more drunk that paulo is.

All we need now is a dramatic entrance from Tess when they are… let’s say… making out.

…….
…….
…….
Ah I know I should be scolding him right now. Be the moral high ground, and worrying about what Lucy or Tess will think……

but all I can think of is ‘Niceeeeeee~

I really doubt this was ‘planned’ on Jess’s part though, this is the booze talking, and she’s clearly having fun. Stop assuming she’s the devil so quickly, the girl has a nice side.

Should let her hair down more often me thinks.

Oh Paulo, what the ****? You just have the talent to get in weird situations, so what will you do now?
Don’t you think about Tess? You’re such a fool if you think this is what you want! I hope you realize it one day…
By the way, awesome comic!!! I read it since a week and i read it twice already. It’s really great, keep the good work!

Aaannndd that’s how Paulo will be the first one to score!

Or perhaps, will he refuse to do it a third time, which will make David once again mad at him?

We will see that soon enough ^^

Hey, don’t know where else to put this.
I was just over checking the “Housepets!” update, and as the page was loading a picture of Lucy flashed quickly somewhere to the left side of the page before disappearing. I first figured I’d gone stern-over-bowsprit crazy and was seeing things as a side effect of all the crack cocaine I snort.
It did seem like a very realistic hallucination though, so I reloaded the page to check and got zip for my effort. Before signing myself into the local ward, I chased my mouse around the left side of the page and found a hyperlink appearing - it was invisible, but a right-click save revealed it to be an advert panel for BCB with Mike sitting at his computer or something.

…Is this supposed to be hidden? Or do I follow through with getting myself locked up in the sanitarium?

I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt, it hurts~

…

And I’m too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for- Oh what the hell x3

Haha, Paolo tell´s “guys”, that the “girls” toilet is out of order. xD
Nice Comic, i can´t wait for the bitter end of this “game”…

No Where to escape! No chance of salvation! Only PLEASURE!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!

And cliffhanger. This is going to end so baaaad. Or will it be a refuse hattrick? Either way it’s gonna be a mess. Waiting for monday update

Are we sure Paulo isn’t a girl? I mean, Lucy totally made him her bitch. And Tess made him a weepy crybaby.

Dayuummmm, what a mess…….better places than a public restroom man>.> Lawlz
Ahem, I kinda saw this coming…..*predicts the future*
Well, time to sit back and watch the sparks fly I suppose or maybe I should say,”watch the fur fly”,cuz’ theres gunna be a fight man xD

Great comic btw!!! im tryin to make my own atm x3

Oh noes…Paulo is in for one heckuva bad time - following the good time in the women’s bathroom that is :S

oh la la

…there’s gonna be a load of awkwardness coming in Paulo’s future.

Oh, bejeebus. Yeah, that’s the advert. I can’t see anything below the forward/backward buttons - There’s half a page I’ve been missing out on all this time and it’s this machine doing it.
Good work, Yokel.
Computers are strange. Or I am. Either or.

Cheers!

Hehe he seems so naively happy meanwhile informing random people about the “out of order” thing. He certainly goes for “ineeone”.

And wow… some people totally got what was going to happen here, you damn psyquics. Will he cut it out again? Seeing him so drunk, so happy and as he was… so ego-hurt… I suppose not.

If she ends pregnant we will have to rise a toast for you psyquics… or something.

Oh good, sloppy makeouts in the girl’s bathroom. CLASS ACT PAULO nah this is sort of the 3-dimensional character development you need.

in other words RELEASE THE DRAMA LLAMA

hey guys, wh’s goin’on here?

That the newest page?

okay, I’m hooked.

I can’t help but laugh at thinking that Paulo’s reaction in the bottom-middle panel is due to Jessica having barf mouth after embracing the Porcelain Goddess. xDDDD The non-blushing face and the extra lines under his eyes give off a grim look.

Saw that coming.

Paulo what have you gotten yourself into now.

So, drunk = cute now? I have to remember this.

O.O

Didn’t take Jess to be the type that does that on a first date.

Rape!

?!?!?!?!!?!?JESSICA?!?!?!


…it’s out of order cause Rachel is in there-

Being Drunk and Makin Babies….

Teen Love <3

XD

I think someones a little drunk…

it started being colourfull :3
…like from the extras page… *to paulo* THASSMAHBOY<333

woo, you go girl

Silly Paulo with silly gender identity issues, he can’t go in there! ;P

I think this is going to end very well for everyone involved. Yes.

OH SNAP.

-smothers Jessica in love-

Epic Rape!

The porn thread might have a field day with this one…

0-0… man this reminds me of “Least I Could Do” comic, with Rayne doing restroom sex in 6 min. Or under. During one of those blind date systems you go to.
Anyway, I had a feeling from the start this would quickly go from bad, to worse.

Jess looks hotter than usuall in panel three, and is lookin super sexy (for a cat) in panel ten.

Ps: *DO NOT!* masturbate for cats ;-)

DUN DUN DUN. I feel that if Tess finds out, the whole world shall be torn asunder.

oops. meant to say I DO NOT! masturbate for cats. typo -_- sucks

at first I this chapter was gonna be about lucy going back and forth between paulo and mike.
But it’s obviously now gonna be about paulo going back and forth between girls.

Ya Jedi I agree. If Tess finds out, Paulo will be dead.

ooooooooooh **** *appears in the room with popcorn* awesome ninja chameleon powahs go! *goes invisible*

i forgot one thing… PAULO IS HIMALAYIN TANIGHT!

well, Paulo’s goal seems to be going well. Who do you think will be next?

DUN DUN DUUUUUN !!!!!!!
OH, wait ‘till Tess sees this one…>.

who cares, every guy (or persaon) has a kind of goal in his heart at that stage, wether it be performing better at a particulat sport, socializing with a particular crowd or person or doing better in school; some kind of self-betterment exercise.
This is it for paulo.
Go for it bro, fly or fall, don’t look back.

I dont get what people mean with that Paulo gets himself into a mess.
As I see it, it’s going better than fine.

It’s all about live to learn, learn to live.

And get laid every now and then.

This is getting pretty hot for cat porn.

And now we see whether Paulo still thinks this is awesome, or if he wakes up tomorrow going “CRAP!”

Place your bets! Place your bets!

Better than the last one but there will be better.

(first comment I do- like, I found out about this omig 2 days ago and already burned the 54 earlier chapters )

HOLY-FREAKIN’-AWESOME.

I mean, not for Paulo. He’ll end up bad. Like dead. Or weeping tears of sorrow as he begs Tess for forgiveness and all the drama ensuing (where’s Yashi and her NO DRAMA ALLOWED when you need them?)

Why do people think public bathroom sex is hot. IT’S NOT HAWT, IT’S GROSS! PEOPLE POOP IN THERE….AND NOT JUST OCCASIONALLY, BUT ON A REGULAR BASIS. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX IN THAT?

I can only presume because they either have no sense of hygene or because they’ve never done it themselves… probably both?

so is Paulo going to be teh Good guy he’s always been in the past or is he going to go all the way this time?

he is GETTING SOME!!! YA PAULO! HIT, THAT!

*yet again points at David* How dare you push Paulo into this?

I still haven’t decided whether or not Paulo’s in trouble for this. But I have depicted in my mind…let’s see, 3, 4, 5…at least 7 possibilities for how this could end. Love the disco effect still

*boink*
damn getting drunk for the first time AND losing your viginity damn you lucky Paulo you lucky

Well….people i think this is kinda similar to my last weekend..but totally not. Either way I pity Paulo due to the fact i KNOW the fallout after this kinda thing

i just relised this
*ehem*
Tess is not only gonna kill Paulo for this she is going to kill every one of us for not telling her this is happening

PAULO GUN’ GIT DA CLAP!



Leastways, if this is how Jessica normally acts at clubs.

he gonna get the clap he gonna get Gonnerea

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAMN DUDE!

I like Paulo as a character, but he is kind of an immature little nard, then again, I keep forgetting this IS a comic about high-schoolers~

Go Paulo! Tap dat ***!

Argh, Paulo!

Now you’re going down the drain again…

And we never saw Paulo ever again…but the chicken teriyaki was great =D…

You know,as much as I would think somethin’ bad is about to happen,I can’t get over the comedical factor that while they make out either one of them is probably gonna’ vomit.Most likely Paulo if such happens. *smirks*

well this is to be expected I suppose but every action has a positive or negetive rection and I can only see negetive right now. oh and the person who stole my name CURSE YOU.

AND NOW HE SHALL BE A MAN.

Paulo’s either about to soar up really high, or crash and burn..

Lets hope he doesn’t get syphilis trying to honor “8th grade Paulo” >_>

And that he stops that silly tribute all together as well

HES BEING FORCED I TELL YOU FORCED! ok well maybe he is… and maybe he isnt… but still alcoholic beverages can make you do some strange things…

I’ll say the same thing I said on Wednesday.
This night can only end in failure, sex, or a toilet full of vomit.
But at least they’re in a bathroom so it makes the last two easier.

Oh snap!

whooo! drunken club-washroom sex! or something involving projectile vomit :p

love your drawing style

‘Or’?
Whos to say its not ‘and’?
…
Pretend I didn’t say that.

I have a baaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this, not what’s happening right now, but what will happen to Paulo if…say… Lucy or Tess find out what he’s doing. It’s not gonna be good.

Just finished reading everything. XP
awesome comic! very very awesome.

and i think i have to agree with everyone saying it’ll end badly.

Dude… how could this possibly end badly.. I mean its just sex… Nothing bads is gona happen…
Unless… But he wouldint… Or would he?
Um… did he buy “protection”? Cuz if he didint God help him

Oh Paulo dear, this will not end well for anyone. Dear Lord, help them. I sense heavy stuff coming up.

Well isnt he lucky.

It turns out a terrorist planted a bomb in the girls bathroom of that VERY SAME NIGHT CLUB

Pfff hahaha!
The last few posts were if Paulo is doing the right thing or if this is going to end badly then joe says he’s jealous and I couldn’t stop laughing.

How’d I know this would turn out to be a very special episode of BCB…

I don’t recall a panel with him buying condoms… this might be called a “Worst Case Scenario.” Besides, isn’t this what he planned? Man, things kids do for one-up manship these days…

wtfff

She’s pretty foulmouthed when drunk. Does she kiss her mom with that mouth?

ani1 notice tht wen paulo said he wasn’t a girl he was pointing DOWN?

oh well, he’s druck so it makes it ok!!!!!!!!!!!!

………I’ve got nothing except…
1.make sure no MAN sees you come out
2.make sure she doesn’t trick you into going in then rushing out and locking you in there
3.Wear 2 condoms!
4.and most of all, Have Fun!while the good times last…till Tess and/or Lucy find out…and the whole school.

2 condoms= bad idea, they rub agaist each other and are more likely to break

good to know

Yeah he is going to get screwed

This is a drama comic.
Even if he wore 50 made of metal she’s probably going to become pregnant

@Riff2580 - You NEVER wear two condoms! Stop giving the younglings bad advice!

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

NOEZORZ!!!!!!!!!PAULOOO use your common sense!!!!!!!!! ugh i know of its sorta late but i REALLY hope paulo will use his head again before he screws up his life i mainly cuz his plan was to do this again and again and again and he wouldnt go back to old paulo he’d get much much much worse……but on the upside he’d be a **** lol

heh heh heh i can totally imagine paulo walkin into school dressed as a **** lol and then he’d have 40 bajillion chicks followin him lol

But we already know that Mikes the **** not Paulo.

We can haz catpr0nz nao?

No, you have to wait until Monday, or visit the forums

Wow I never noticed but Paulo makes such a cute and happy drunk.
I always thought he would be the annoying kind.
But he’s cute.

NOOOO Friday comics are always so suspenseful I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!

Now THIS is the sort of plot I can enjoy

ok, i gotta get this out of my head:

is it just me, or is it like, all of the recent comics that show up on friday end up being really epic cliffhangers?

Thats uhhh.
Thats kind of the point ¬_¬

WOW a nother make out seen lol

to Jacob83 pfffffffff mike the **** he may have the girls or at least he did but he’s too stoopid to understand that there is more girls in the world than that sandy chick whos a bajillion miles away. and besides he’s a bit too much of a pansy to wanna be a ****, although if he were drunk again….

Mike so cannot be a **** but paulo it is totally possible and at this rate most likely to happen

Nahh Paulos too much of a nice guy now.
The only reason he’s like this now is cos he’s drunk

well jacob he made a plan to if i remember right “bag: every girl so he seems sorta confident w/ this plan and either will continue or crash and burn either way thisll all probably end badly and once again mike will never be a **** so the only other choice is paulo w/ his new goal i mean who else is gonna be a ****? David? Abbey? McCain? pfff ya right what was i thinkin’ david bein a **** lol

and that’s the end of my part of this conversation for now byezorz to all and this should totally be more like a chatroom

Eh? What she said in the 3rd panel?

Gigide gigide goo!!!! OOOOO Right!!!

Welcome to high school life Pailo. YAY GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!

I like family guy. And your comic.

Don’t do it Paulo, you’re not a girl!

Ana, it says “Watch out for anyone, okay” but she’s speaking funny while drunk.

Haha everyone wants a piece of Paulo.

Condams.

A girls bathroom?Huh……I thought they would do it in a closet or something.OMG I feel really sorry for Paulo for some reason…..wierd I always hated him……..go fig.I guess i can say this now “gone into a room to have sex check” L8er See uya on Monday!

Darn it Paulo! You must save yourself for Tess!

Wow. My (and probably a hundred other predictions) came true!

Well.

Yep.

Paulo’s screwed. Literally and figuratively. The boy’s getting into a lot of trouble. Then again, who DIDN’T at least think this would happen, or something like it, eventually?

Uh-oh. Paulo’s bringin’ sexy back.

Hahahaha.


I did that once.

I Paulos gonna get Jessica pregnant then he’ll have to choose between his baby and Tess then it will become Foxs next reality series Just kidding oh god wait that isnt gonna really happen is it?!?

Just discovered this comic - great stuff!

Nothing too bad will happen, except that Jessica will go to Tess the next day and tell her about what she did with Paulo, thus:

a) Making her angry and promoting a fight of epic proportions.
b) Making her really sad and depressed, creating an emodrama of epic proportions

There will be lots of yelling, crying and heart shatering.

The final result is a happy Julian the Cruel *******

This is for everyone who has a problem with my earlier post.

I know it will break,I just happen to remember The song I Love College and he said “when it comesto condoms,put 2 on”.Thats why I posted.Not that he should, but hes to drunk to think why he shouldn’t.

I have to admit, I’m starting to lose faith in Paulo, but I haven’t quite given up hope yet. There is STILL a chance he could back out of this and save at least some face.

One thing’s for sure though. He’s gonna have one hell of a nasty hangover to remind him of his stupidity one way or another.

Insert sad face*

Pants Party hehe

General quarters!
General quarters!

Man your battle stations!

Prepare for deep dive tactics!!!!!

D’awwwwww Paulo’s so cute!!! “Out of order” It’s out of order” :’D

OH SH

So Paulo, then go on. Jessica just do that because she wants to hurt Tess because she hates her. And how you can hurt someone really bad? By stealing the loved one.
Jessica, YOU’RE A DAMN BITCH!!!
I hope Paulo get it early enough to stop it. Can’t wait till monday.

Lucky *******.

0_0
Smexy.

What a bad, BAD girl…..GOIN’ TO THE DARKSIDE!!!

It’s a trap!

Seems like jess is a little smashed to be thinking up any insidious plots against Tess at the moment, either way it looks like Paulo made his first step in his plan to honor his middle school self X3

;; drunk kiss. I’ll pass

I don’t see why everyone is freaking about him buying protection, they sell that stuff in the bathrooms for a reason. They expect this to happen and are prepared.

But what if thats why it’s out of order?
Maybe they ran out and needed to re-stock.

Nooooo!!! Paulo, why!!!

…although, everyone saw this coming from a mile away.

Still! T.=.T

Well. Sex in an out of order restroom stall.

IMHO, STD’s are the least of their problems right now. :|

*screams in horror and runs around in circles* I just finished reading the whole thing and I have to get to the part with the cliff hanger! NOT COOL! Paulo! NO! …RaYoshi is right, saw that a mile away…but still! NO! T_T

UNF

Live Studio Audience: “WWWHHOOOOOOOO!!!”
Me, in Audience: “Don’t go in there!”

*ahem*
*cough cough*
Miii, mii mi miiii… *hrm, ahem*

IT’S A TRAP!!!

lol feline AIDs

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH la la

ok I read the whole comic so far today and Paulo is going to be the new emo along with lucy and probebly tess will join them aswell in emo club. This is obviusly a trap for him. and lucy will get even more depressed then she was before. I kind of saw it coming this direction when Paulo was first introduced as a “player”. I was thinking of drawing a simple “relationship map” but I realised with this comic its allmost impossible since it would be too messy. And we got tons of drama queens and I know this probebly work out somehow. I just havn’t figured it out yet. Im looking forward to my next comment on the next comic.

Thats your cue Lucy

lololololol. He’s so cute!!!! “It’s out of order! It’s out of order!”

NOW LUCY MUST COME RESCUE HIM. >:|

Wait…I just realized… I CAUGHT UP. T-T

It took me two days. now im at the most recent update. Wah.

Just finished reading. Started from chapter 1 two days ago.

Love the story so much. Reminds of how great things used to be when I was a wee bit younger and how f’ed up they are now.

Great concept Tae! I totally relate to this stuff. Imma start voting now, you deserve every one of em’

Well, saw this coming from the onset of the club scene. Also what with jess’s dress and what can only be assumed to be ‘**** me’ pumps. And her whole “Oh i’d go for you if you were taken”

Been current since a few updates, when I first found Bittersweet, I must say my expectations were not met. If anything, they were exceeded. Cute teen furries for characters, highschool drama abounds, but overall a deliciously mature plot. If, at times, it can even be -called- a plot. I’m sure it all adds up in the end but there were moments when I was truly scratching my head as to wtff was going on.

All in all, from one writer to another - Brilliant work. Needs a little refinement here and there, maybe a few touches of explanation at parts, but there’s nothing saying those aren’t forthcoming so I wouldn’t advise changing a thing.

oh god..
paulo is in abad mess right now..

is paulo telling MEN that the WOMENS restroom is out of order???

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
cya in hell paul

Kenshi; The first one was a lady, the second was a man

Same as knolean for me. Stumbled across the coming just two days ago, and read the whole thing by now, and well…

I love it. It’s one of the best webcomics I know out there, and one can really see, how it’s all evolved, both story and graphic wise. This comic is definitely a must read in my eyes, and I’ll be a constant follower from now on. Everything is well thought out, it has suspense, it has comedy, it has drama. Seriously, it has everything a comic should have in my eyes. Plus, the character design is really nice, and… Well, you see, I could go on like this for much longer, but let’s end it here. All I wanna say is, I really love your comic. So keep the good work up, Taeshi!^^

I said it yesterday and I will repeat it: IT’S A DAMN ****ING TRAP!!!
I just want to call him a completely “Vollidiot” ^^ Oh, alcohol, you’re just the one who is guilty.

God dammit can people please stop nerding up the commeny page

oh god please no. i can just feel all the pain this is going to cause.

Paulo makes a great start of farmin’ STD’s this way “^w^

Ah mean think aboot it, nya. Jessica is a regular @ this club, Ah think she get’s lickered up all teh time she is there… And Ah hope to Lordi tha she doesn’t go doin’ teh “hanky panky” wif many guys that way, or else Pauly-boy will be sowwy teh next morning, nya! “^w^

Just like one of teh Aerosmith texts: She has a body of a Venus Goddess, but dayumn she has a surpraze! X3

28 days left Taeshi. :3

hey, i was gone for da weekend and rented the game dead to rights to play… i missed the incentives .-. (also the game was ok, not good, but ok… i liked the assault rifle execution the best lol) if your wondering what the executon was, you shot a guy in both his knees, launched him into the air and shot da guy 5 times and lol edit button… P=

……..WHAT!!!! I’VE BEEN READING THIS ALL WEEK AND I WANT TO SLAP AND OR KILL MOST OF THE GUYS….The girls are fine…..BUT WHAT IS THIS I WANT TO KILL MIKE FOR BEING A BIGGER IDIOT THAN DAVID!!!!! AND WE ALL KNOW HOW STIOPIED HE IS!

I wonder about teenage pregnancy.

bow chika bow wow

i wonder wher they are gona wake up in a bed in a hotel? at home? in an alley? in the toilet?
no matter what i think we can all agre they are gona wake up in pain

Woo!!! I’m all caught up! And I like it lots!!! Can’t wait for the next update!

Lol I went to a party last night, got drunk and kept saying Feck iinstead of swearing becuase of this comic. And laughing becuase I thought it was funny

Cant wait till the last comic.

hes probly gunna be all like, “i cant do thus…” like lucy…that or get in a posistion where goes awww snap……

o.o

oh snap….

3 hours left!!! I Can’t WAIT NO LONGER!!!
All I did this weekend is a marathon run on the comic, programming my games, making graphics, and mad about the 2 days with no internet! (thank goodness I have cache the site before the internet went down Lolz;D!) God Bless Taeshi!!!

Where’d Taeshi’s Commentary go!?

SUITCASE! YOU GOT SOME ‘SPLAININ TO DO!

She looks more like she needs someone to hold her hair back.

STFU!! She looks better that way!

she looks like an idiot

*points down* But I ain’t no gi—…XDDD! Nice…

ooooooooooooooooo nice =T

Paulo is just so cute from start to finish and then he looks like he’s been violated in the next one

… I’m guessing but i think this is his night

Hah. This was the first page of BCB I ever read. Now I’m on my second readthrough of the comic, but this one will always mean that extra bit more! X3

i aint no girl! hah, i love that. its so perfect for drunk paulo

ooh nooo

he looks clean and young here paulo did the fountain be at that party or is it me

Hey, I found my machette! ºrº

Curse you, alcohol!!

Everything seems in order

aaaand he’s gonna get raped.

Lucy’s que to save HIM now.

This is illegal, you know.

Paulo….
Tsk tsk.
With a total hoe. =(

And now Paulo is a manwhore.

Seems Lucy has her own unique effect on people.

oh god paulo. why. oh why.

I love drunk Paulo.

Oh, damn,
And I can’t really blame Paulo this time…

… Hott

Uh-oh, not good! Better hope she’s got birth control!

This is going to end badly, very badly, unless Paulo snaps out of it.
@Sarge, you do know “birth control” is harmful, the World health organization (can’t remember their name, it’s with the UN) classifies oral “birth control” as a level 1 carcinogen (that means it is as bad or worse than cigarettes in causing cancer) and all forms of artificial birth control are (permanently) harmful to a woman’s body.

Shoot. Ouch.

AND BABIES ARE WORSE DRAGON

Every way,it would end bad so yeah..

yeah they’re screwed. funny if they’re middle school teacher came back and said i told you so

babies are permanently harmful to a woman’s body :c

…

well ****

Paulo not a girl!? He sure bitches like one.

He’s so cute there! (Naive-cute!)

oh yeah go paulo, go paulo!

hahaha paulo is so cute when hes all like
it out of order
oh noes… nooo paulo!! you were suposed to lose your virginity to lucyyyyyy

I really hope Paulo doesn’t go through with this…

If he turned Lucy down but takes this low-life gutter *****, he doesn’t deserve anyone, and I’ve lost all faith in him.

@NintendoSegaSonyGuy

Prepare to lose all faith!

LIKE I SAID *sniff* im upset

Public restroom sex.
THIS IS WHY WE DON’T GET PAULO DRUNK, CHILDREN.

And this is why unstable fictional characters should not be allowed to have genitalia.

I have one word: AWESOME!

Finally Paulo, you get some from somebody who isn’t lucy.
BOUT TIME.

Hmmm. This could either be the best night or the worst night of that poor boy’s life. Or both, of course.

Damn that girl moves fast. She better watch out, or she will be a washed up party girl before she even goes to college.

Oh, and she’s feline too, so uh….. play safe, huh kids?

This series has a thing for being light at times

Then mild

Then Dark……

Which is why we love it so.

WHODAFECKCARES. That made me laugh so hard.

NOT AGAIN!

Jess looks so HOT with her hair down!!!

Oh no! You immature son of a-
You are not allowed in the GIRLS’ bathroom!!!!

Paulo, Paulo, you dont know what you did…..you ain´t no girl

Sitting here re-reading my way through the archives for the millionth time, and i just now noticed, Jess looks GOOD with her hair all down. She should totally wear it like that all the time.

this is not good please tell me that he is not going to get caught in there.

Wut…..

HOH MAH DAD JOJ GUEUG HYAYH JUEYTYEUJ

Dammit Paolo stop getting raped