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OH NO PAULO
WHAT A MESS YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO
a mess alright
YOU ARE NOT A GIRL
After the last two pages I totally saw this coming. Did I not earlier mention that this will not end well?
(nameless) May 7, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.
Aw what. Public restroom sex?
God Jess so unsanitary. For shame.
Paulo telling people it’s out of order is adorable.
ToastyJester May 7, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.
You know, I thought this could only go one of two ways…uphill or downhill…..
…lo oks like downhill it is! Into the sinkhole!
Raz May 7, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.
How DARE you go into the girls bathroom? D=
Sind May 7, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.
…god dammit. >.
Shan May 7, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.
Hahahahaha oh dear. Even though this is baaaaad for Paulo’s relationships with I still find it hilarious. Poor earnest bugger.
MOOMANiBE May 7, 2010, 4:03 AM EST.
'Rixx May 7, 2010, 4:10 AM EST.
hmmmm… what? you people did not see this coming? where have you been since paulo and davids argument? as soon as i saw that “i made out with everyone in 8th grade” i knew it was gonna happen. ps for those who didnt see this coming *sigh*
Aeonera May 7, 2010, 4:13 AM EST.
Bad kitty bad.
Between Worlds May 7, 2010, 4:35 AM EST.
Zesty Ranch-Flavored Jerk May 7, 2010, 4:40 AM EST.
Why does Jess strike me as the type to set up a camera for this event?
It’s almost like Paolo has been marked for immolation by scorned female!!
Jeff in Aus May 7, 2010, 4:43 AM EST.
This is going to go down as one of the worse days in his life. Not because of what’s happening now, but what’s going to follow afterward.
John May 7, 2010, 4:44 AM EST.
she seems to be more drunk that paulo is.
pedro May 7, 2010, 4:45 AM EST.
All we need now is a dramatic entrance from Tess when they are… let’s say… making out.
Mister V May 7, 2010, 5:03 AM EST.
Ah I know I should be scolding him right now. Be the moral high ground, and worrying about what Lucy or Tess will think……
but all I can think of is ‘Niceeeeeee~
I really doubt this was ‘planned’ on Jess’s part though, this is the booze talking, and she’s clearly having fun. Stop assuming she’s the devil so quickly, the girl has a nice side.
Should let her hair down more often me thinks.
Bribri May 7, 2010, 5:07 AM EST.
Oh Paulo, what the ****? You just have the talent to get in weird situations, so what will you do now?
Don’t you think about Tess? You’re such a fool if you think this is what you want! I hope you realize it one day…
By the way, awesome comic!!! I read it since a week and i read it twice already. It’s really great, keep the good work!
Master_Lux May 7, 2010, 5:13 AM EST.
Aaannndd that’s how Paulo will be the first one to score!
Or perhaps, will he refuse to do it a third time, which will make David once again mad at him?
We will see that soon enough ^^
shaman May 7, 2010, 5:20 AM EST.
Hey, don’t know where else to put this.
I was just over checking the “Housepets!” update, and as the page was loading a picture of Lucy flashed quickly somewhere to the left side of the page before disappearing. I first figured I’d gone stern-over-bowsprit crazy and was seeing things as a side effect of all the crack cocaine I snort.
It did seem like a very realistic hallucination though, so I reloaded the page to check and got zip for my effort. Before signing myself into the local ward, I chased my mouse around the left side of the page and found a hyperlink appearing - it was invisible, but a right-click save revealed it to be an advert panel for BCB with Mike sitting at his computer or something.
…Is this supposed to be hidden? Or do I follow through with getting myself locked up in the sanitarium?
Yokel May 7, 2010, 5:22 AM EST.
I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt, it hurts~
And I’m too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for- Oh what the hell x3
Sands from DA May 7, 2010, 5:48 AM EST.
Haha, Paolo tell´s “guys”, that the “girls” toilet is out of order. xD
Nice Comic, i can´t wait for the bitter end of this “game”…
Schaltgetriebe May 7, 2010, 5:52 AM EST.
No Where to escape! No chance of salvation! Only PLEASURE!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!
8feet May 7, 2010, 5:52 AM EST.
And cliffhanger. This is going to end so baaaad. Or will it be a refuse hattrick? Either way it’s gonna be a mess. Waiting for monday update
Bard May 7, 2010, 5:55 AM EST.
Are we sure Paulo isn’t a girl? I mean, Lucy totally made him her bitch. And Tess made him a weepy crybaby.
Skyen May 7, 2010, 5:57 AM EST.
Dayuummmm, what a mess…….better places than a public restroom man>.> Lawlz
Ahem, I kinda saw this coming…..*predicts the future*
Well, time to sit back and watch the sparks fly I suppose or maybe I should say,”watch the fur fly”,cuz’ theres gunna be a fight man xD
Great comic btw!!! im tryin to make my own atm x3
Laviavani May 7, 2010, 5:59 AM EST.
Oh noes…Paulo is in for one heckuva bad time - following the good time in the women’s bathroom that is :S
Ragnir May 7, 2010, 6:08 AM EST.
oh la la
Meg May 7, 2010, 6:10 AM EST.
…there’s gonna be a load of awkwardness coming in Paulo’s future.
Ved of Flames May 7, 2010, 6:16 AM EST.
Yokel, you mean this?
You probably have an ad blocker running. Unless you really are snorting coke.
SuitCase May 7, 2010, 6:18 AM EST.
Oh, bejeebus. Yeah, that’s the advert. I can’t see anything below the forward/backward buttons - There’s half a page I’ve been missing out on all this time and it’s this machine doing it.
Good work, Yokel.
Computers are strange. Or I am. Either or.
Yokel May 7, 2010, 6:28 AM EST.
Hehe he seems so naively happy meanwhile informing random people about the “out of order” thing. He certainly goes for “ineeone”.
And wow… some people totally got what was going to happen here, you damn psyquics. Will he cut it out again? Seeing him so drunk, so happy and as he was… so ego-hurt… I suppose not.
If she ends pregnant we will have to rise a toast for you psyquics… or something.
x_uve May 7, 2010, 6:30 AM EST.
Oh good, sloppy makeouts in the girl’s bathroom. CLASS ACT PAULO nah this is sort of the 3-dimensional character development you need.
in other words RELEASE THE DRAMA LLAMA
Joshyartist May 7, 2010, 6:31 AM EST.
hey guys, wh’s goin’on here?
That the newest page?
okay, I’m hooked.
thatonedude May 7, 2010, 6:37 AM EST.
I can’t help but laugh at thinking that Paulo’s reaction in the bottom-middle panel is due to Jessica having barf mouth after embracing the Porcelain Goddess. xDDDD The non-blushing face and the extra lines under his eyes give off a grim look.
Dr. Nefarious May 7, 2010, 6:44 AM EST.
Saw that coming.
Paulo what have you gotten yourself into now.
Steve-O May 7, 2010, 6:50 AM EST.
So, drunk = cute now? I have to remember this.
MacFluffers May 7, 2010, 6:57 AM EST.
Didn’t take Jess to be the type that does that on a first date.
Pathetique May 7, 2010, 7:00 AM EST.
Soul May 7, 2010, 7:05 AM EST.
…it’s out of order cause Rachel is in there-
Lisa May 7, 2010, 7:08 AM EST.
Being Drunk and Makin Babies….
Teen Love <3
MikeyTheFox May 7, 2010, 7:11 AM EST.
I think someones a little drunk…
Gtrhero May 7, 2010, 7:14 AM EST.
it started being colourfull :3
…like from the extras page… *to paulo* THASSMAHBOY<333
Husky May 7, 2010, 7:24 AM EST.
woo, you go girl
mittens May 7, 2010, 7:35 AM EST.
Silly Paulo with silly gender identity issues, he can’t go in there! ;P
Ruk May 7, 2010, 7:35 AM EST.
I think this is going to end very well for everyone involved. Yes.
Moddy Auld May 7, 2010, 7:39 AM EST.
OfficerR May 7, 2010, 7:41 AM EST.
-smothers Jessica in love-
Amber May 7, 2010, 7:47 AM EST.
Steve-O May 7, 2010, 7:52 AM EST.
The porn thread might have a field day with this one…
Gabriel Kaxbe May 7, 2010, 7:57 AM EST.
0-0… man this reminds me of “Least I Could Do” comic, with Rayne doing restroom sex in 6 min. Or under. During one of those blind date systems you go to.
Anyway, I had a feeling from the start this would quickly go from bad, to worse.
ArchDemon of Revenge May 7, 2010, 8:00 AM EST.
Jess looks hotter than usuall in panel three, and is lookin super sexy (for a cat) in panel ten.
Ps: *DO NOT!* masturbate for cats ;-)
Classified May 7, 2010, 8:02 AM EST.
DUN DUN DUN. I feel that if Tess finds out, the whole world shall be torn asunder.
Jedi Master May 7, 2010, 8:03 AM EST.
oops. meant to say I DO NOT! masturbate for cats. typo -_- sucks
Classified May 7, 2010, 8:04 AM EST.
at first I this chapter was gonna be about lucy going back and forth between paulo and mike.
But it’s obviously now gonna be about paulo going back and forth between girls.
somma May 7, 2010, 8:06 AM EST.
Ya Jedi I agree. If Tess finds out, Paulo will be dead.
Steve-O May 7, 2010, 8:07 AM EST.
ooooooooooh **** *appears in the room with popcorn* awesome ninja chameleon powahs go! *goes invisible*
Lakie May 7, 2010, 8:09 AM EST.
Yes! It was my one wish that one day someone would compare Bittersweet Candy Bowl to Least I Could Do.
SuitCase May 7, 2010, 8:10 AM EST.
i forgot one thing… PAULO IS HIMALAYIN TANIGHT!
Lakie May 7, 2010, 8:11 AM EST.
well, Paulo’s goal seems to be going well. Who do you think will be next?
Darkdrake May 7, 2010, 9:01 AM EST.
DUN DUN DUUUUUN !!!!!!!
OH, wait ‘till Tess sees this one…>.
El Legendario May 7, 2010, 9:02 AM EST.
who cares, every guy (or persaon) has a kind of goal in his heart at that stage, wether it be performing better at a particulat sport, socializing with a particular crowd or person or doing better in school; some kind of self-betterment exercise.
This is it for paulo.
Go for it bro, fly or fall, don’t look back.
lynchy226 May 7, 2010, 9:32 AM EST.
I dont get what people mean with that Paulo gets himself into a mess.
As I see it, it’s going better than fine.
It’s all about live to learn, learn to live.
And get laid every now and then.
Megaket enjoys the world May 7, 2010, 9:51 AM EST.
This is getting pretty hot for cat porn.
MacianArt May 7, 2010, 9:52 AM EST.
And now we see whether Paulo still thinks this is awesome, or if he wakes up tomorrow going “CRAP!”
Place your bets! Place your bets!
Maverik May 7, 2010, 10:19 AM EST.
Better than the last one but there will be better.
~meee~ May 7, 2010, 10:20 AM EST.
(first comment I do- like, I found out about this omig 2 days ago and already burned the 54 earlier chapters )
I mean, not for Paulo. He’ll end up bad. Like dead. Or weeping tears of sorrow as he begs Tess for forgiveness and all the drama ensuing (where’s Yashi and her NO DRAMA ALLOWED when you need them?)
darkgloomie May 7, 2010, 10:22 AM EST.
Why do people think public bathroom sex is hot. IT’S NOT HAWT, IT’S GROSS! PEOPLE POOP IN THERE….AND NOT JUST OCCASIONALLY, BUT ON A REGULAR BASIS. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX IN THAT?
Quacksalver May 7, 2010, 10:36 AM EST.
I can only presume because they either have no sense of hygene or because they’ve never done it themselves… probably both?
Titanium Dragon May 7, 2010, 10:46 AM EST.
so is Paulo going to be teh Good guy he’s always been in the past or is he going to go all the way this time?
Iain Westy May 7, 2010, 11:00 AM EST.
he is GETTING SOME!!! YA PAULO! HIT, THAT!
Jack2 May 7, 2010, 11:07 AM EST.
*yet again points at David* How dare you push Paulo into this?
I still haven’t decided whether or not Paulo’s in trouble for this. But I have depicted in my mind…let’s see, 3, 4, 5…at least 7 possibilities for how this could end. Love the disco effect still
Kenny May 7, 2010, 11:22 AM EST.
damn getting drunk for the first time AND losing your viginity damn you lucky Paulo you lucky
Lord Ral May 7, 2010, 11:24 AM EST.
Well….people i think this is kinda similar to my last weekend..but totally not. Either way I pity Paulo due to the fact i KNOW the fallout after this kinda thing
Echo May 7, 2010, 11:34 AM EST.
i just relised this
Tess is not only gonna kill Paulo for this she is going to kill every one of us for not telling her this is happening
Lord Ral May 7, 2010, 11:40 AM EST.
PAULO GUN’ GIT DA CLAP!
Leastways, if this is how Jessica normally acts at clubs.
Quacksalver May 7, 2010, 11:40 AM EST.
he gonna get the clap he gonna get Gonnerea
Lord Ral May 7, 2010, 11:44 AM EST.
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH DAMN DUDE!
stickdude32 May 7, 2010, 11:47 AM EST.
I like Paulo as a character, but he is kind of an immature little nard, then again, I keep forgetting this IS a comic about high-schoolers~
Anonymoose May 7, 2010, 11:56 AM EST.
Go Paulo! Tap dat ***!
Carma May 7, 2010, 12:23 PM EST.
Now you’re going down the drain again…
ILB May 7, 2010, 12:41 PM EST.
And we never saw Paulo ever again…but the chicken teriyaki was great =D…
SWM the Dialogue Ninja May 7, 2010, 12:49 PM EST.
You know,as much as I would think somethin’ bad is about to happen,I can’t get over the comedical factor that while they make out either one of them is probably gonna’ vomit.Most likely Paulo if such happens. *smirks*
TeamHedge May 7, 2010, 12:51 PM EST.
well this is to be expected I suppose but every action has a positive or negetive rection and I can only see negetive right now. oh and the person who stole my name CURSE YOU.
bard May 7, 2010, 12:58 PM EST.
AND NOW HE SHALL BE A MAN.
Lindsay May 7, 2010, 1:51 PM EST.
Paulo’s either about to soar up really high, or crash and burn..
Lets hope he doesn’t get syphilis trying to honor “8th grade Paulo” >_>
And that he stops that silly tribute all together as well
Rogue-Artist-Rod May 7, 2010, 1:54 PM EST.
HES BEING FORCED I TELL YOU FORCED! ok well maybe he is… and maybe he isnt… but still alcoholic beverages can make you do some strange things…
selvy May 7, 2010, 1:56 PM EST.
I’ll say the same thing I said on Wednesday.
This night can only end in failure, sex, or a toilet full of vomit.
But at least they’re in a bathroom so it makes the last two easier.
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 1:58 PM EST.
Necron-Cheese May 7, 2010, 2:32 PM EST.
whooo! drunken club-washroom sex! or something involving projectile vomit :p
love your drawing style
ChewySmokey May 7, 2010, 2:36 PM EST.
Whos to say its not ‘and’?
Pretend I didn’t say that.
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 2:41 PM EST.
I have a baaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling about this, not what’s happening right now, but what will happen to Paulo if…say… Lucy or Tess find out what he’s doing. It’s not gonna be good.
Tayvin May 7, 2010, 3:08 PM EST.
Just finished reading everything. XP
awesome comic! very very awesome.
and i think i have to agree with everyone saying it’ll end badly.
DragonhhandX May 7, 2010, 3:22 PM EST.
Dude… how could this possibly end badly.. I mean its just sex… Nothing bads is gona happen…
Unless… But he wouldint… Or would he?
Um… did he buy “protection”? Cuz if he didint God help him
GtriX May 7, 2010, 3:26 PM EST.
Oh Paulo dear, this will not end well for anyone. Dear Lord, help them. I sense heavy stuff coming up.
Leaving a comment May 7, 2010, 3:45 PM EST.
Well isnt he lucky.
joefox May 7, 2010, 3:46 PM EST.
It turns out a terrorist planted a bomb in the girls bathroom of that VERY SAME NIGHT CLUB
CaptainBaconMan May 7, 2010, 3:51 PM EST.
The last few posts were if Paulo is doing the right thing or if this is going to end badly then joe says he’s jealous and I couldn’t stop laughing.
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 3:52 PM EST.
How’d I know this would turn out to be a very special episode of BCB…
The Lost Carol May 7, 2010, 3:53 PM EST.
I don’t recall a panel with him buying condoms… this might be called a “Worst Case Scenario.” Besides, isn’t this what he planned? Man, things kids do for one-up manship these days…
Karthorak May 7, 2010, 4:10 PM EST.
tokoun May 7, 2010, 4:11 PM EST.
She’s pretty foulmouthed when drunk. Does she kiss her mom with that mouth?
Destrocus May 7, 2010, 4:18 PM EST.
ani1 notice tht wen paulo said he wasn’t a girl he was pointing DOWN?
oh well, he’s druck so it makes it ok!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gianna May 7, 2010, 4:34 PM EST.
………I’ve got nothing except…
1.make sure no MAN sees you come out
2.make sure she doesn’t trick you into going in then rushing out and locking you in there
3.Wear 2 condoms!
4.and most of all, Have Fun!while the good times last…till Tess and/or Lucy find out…and the whole school.
Riff2580 May 7, 2010, 4:43 PM EST.
2 condoms= bad idea, they rub agaist each other and are more likely to break
MiwAuturu May 7, 2010, 4:45 PM EST.
good to know
Viken May 7, 2010, 4:57 PM EST.
Yeah he is going to get screwed
Cuddles May 7, 2010, 5:00 PM EST.
This is a drama comic.
Even if he wore 50 made of metal she’s probably going to become pregnant
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 5:03 PM EST.
@Riff2580 - You NEVER wear two condoms! Stop giving the younglings bad advice!
Bryson May 7, 2010, 5:09 PM EST.
BOW CHICKA BOW WOW
GIR May 7, 2010, 5:10 PM EST.
NOEZORZ!!!!!!!!!PAULOOO use your common sense!!!!!!!!! ugh i know of its sorta late but i REALLY hope paulo will use his head again before he screws up his life i mainly cuz his plan was to do this again and again and again and he wouldnt go back to old paulo he’d get much much much worse……but on the upside he’d be a **** lol
Dork King =D May 7, 2010, 5:12 PM EST.
heh heh heh i can totally imagine paulo walkin into school dressed as a **** lol and then he’d have 40 bajillion chicks followin him lol
Dork King =D May 7, 2010, 5:14 PM EST.
But we already know that Mikes the **** not Paulo.
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 5:15 PM EST.
We can haz catpr0nz nao?
Xuncu May 7, 2010, 5:19 PM EST.
No, you have to wait until Monday, or visit the forums
MiwAuturu May 7, 2010, 5:23 PM EST.
Wow I never noticed but Paulo makes such a cute and happy drunk.
I always thought he would be the annoying kind.
But he’s cute.
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 5:29 PM EST.
NOOOO Friday comics are always so suspenseful I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!
Graham the Baconator May 7, 2010, 5:57 PM EST.
Now THIS is the sort of plot I can enjoy
Hyper May 7, 2010, 7:00 PM EST.
ok, i gotta get this out of my head:
is it just me, or is it like, all of the recent comics that show up on friday end up being really epic cliffhangers?
Teh Sora May 7, 2010, 7:05 PM EST.
Thats kind of the point ¬_¬
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 7:06 PM EST.
WOW a nother make out seen lol
T_T May 7, 2010, 7:09 PM EST.
to Jacob83 pfffffffff mike the **** he may have the girls or at least he did but he’s too stoopid to understand that there is more girls in the world than that sandy chick whos a bajillion miles away. and besides he’s a bit too much of a pansy to wanna be a ****, although if he were drunk again….
Dork King =D May 7, 2010, 7:14 PM EST.
Mike so cannot be a **** but paulo it is totally possible and at this rate most likely to happen
Dork King =D May 7, 2010, 7:15 PM EST.
Nahh Paulos too much of a nice guy now.
The only reason he’s like this now is cos he’s drunk
Jacob83 May 7, 2010, 7:18 PM EST.
well jacob he made a plan to if i remember right “bag: every girl so he seems sorta confident w/ this plan and either will continue or crash and burn either way thisll all probably end badly and once again mike will never be a **** so the only other choice is paulo w/ his new goal i mean who else is gonna be a ****? David? Abbey? McCain? pfff ya right what was i thinkin’ david bein a **** lol
Dork King =D May 7, 2010, 7:30 PM EST.
and that’s the end of my part of this conversation for now byezorz to all and this should totally be more like a chatroom
Dork King =D May 7, 2010, 7:31 PM EST.
Eh? What she said in the 3rd panel?
Ana (aka Knux-the-Killer) May 7, 2010, 7:45 PM EST.
Gigide gigide goo!!!! OOOOO Right!!!
Welcome to high school life Pailo. YAY GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!
I like family guy. And your comic.
snakes606 May 7, 2010, 7:49 PM EST.
Don’t do it Paulo, you’re not a girl!
Adeb May 7, 2010, 7:52 PM EST.
Ana, it says “Watch out for anyone, okay” but she’s speaking funny while drunk.
Haha everyone wants a piece of Paulo.
Agentwebdog May 7, 2010, 8:05 PM EST.
OfficerR May 7, 2010, 8:27 PM EST.
A girls bathroom?Huh……I thought they would do it in a closet or something.OMG I feel really sorry for Paulo for some reason…..wierd I always hated him……..go fig.I guess i can say this now “gone into a room to have sex check” L8er See uya on Monday!
A.M.L. May 7, 2010, 8:33 PM EST.
Darn it Paulo! You must save yourself for Tess!
Verd May 7, 2010, 9:47 PM EST.
Wow. My (and probably a hundred other predictions) came true!
Flame-LoneWolf May 7, 2010, 10:05 PM EST.
Paulo’s screwed. Literally and figuratively. The boy’s getting into a lot of trouble. Then again, who DIDN’T at least think this would happen, or something like it, eventually?
Archus May 7, 2010, 10:46 PM EST.
Uh-oh. Paulo’s bringin’ sexy back.
MadHatR May 7, 2010, 10:48 PM EST.
I did that once.
Spunky Wedgewood May 7, 2010, 10:50 PM EST.
I Paulos gonna get Jessica pregnant then he’ll have to choose between his baby and Tess then it will become Foxs next reality series Just kidding oh god wait that isnt gonna really happen is it?!?
Andyfoxy May 7, 2010, 10:51 PM EST.
Just discovered this comic - great stuff!
skitten May 7, 2010, 11:12 PM EST.
Nothing too bad will happen, except that Jessica will go to Tess the next day and tell her about what she did with Paulo, thus:
a) Making her angry and promoting a fight of epic proportions.
b) Making her really sad and depressed, creating an emodrama of epic proportions
There will be lots of yelling, crying and heart shatering.
The final result is a happy Julian the Cruel *******
Julian the Hypothesizer May 7, 2010, 11:22 PM EST.
This is for everyone who has a problem with my earlier post.
I know it will break,I just happen to remember The song I Love College and he said “when it comesto condoms,put 2 on”.Thats why I posted.Not that he should, but hes to drunk to think why he shouldn’t.
Riff2580 May 7, 2010, 11:55 PM EST.
I have to admit, I’m starting to lose faith in Paulo, but I haven’t quite given up hope yet. There is STILL a chance he could back out of this and save at least some face.
One thing’s for sure though. He’s gonna have one hell of a nasty hangover to remind him of his stupidity one way or another.
Jay The First May 8, 2010, 12:06 AM EST.
Insert sad face*
Sigma May 8, 2010, 12:46 AM EST.
Next comic: “I’ll sex you, Jessica, but first… put on this scarf?”
HotnSpicy-Flavored Jerk May 8, 2010, 1:56 AM EST.
Pants Party hehe
Frost May 8, 2010, 2:29 AM EST.
Man your battle stations!
Prepare for deep dive tactics!!!!!
MacGyver Adrian Caboose May 8, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.
D’awwwwww Paulo’s so cute!!! “Out of order” It’s out of order” :’D
Wurst May 8, 2010, 5:39 AM EST.
Hijack May 8, 2010, 5:59 AM EST.
So Paulo, then go on. Jessica just do that because she wants to hurt Tess because she hates her. And how you can hurt someone really bad? By stealing the loved one.
Jessica, YOU’RE A DAMN BITCH!!!
I hope Paulo get it early enough to stop it. Can’t wait till monday.
Master_Lux May 8, 2010, 6:05 AM EST.
Calvin CP252 May 8, 2010, 6:06 AM EST.
Disciple May 8, 2010, 7:01 AM EST.
What a bad, BAD girl…..GOIN’ TO THE DARKSIDE!!!
Ud the Imp May 8, 2010, 10:02 AM EST.
It’s a trap!
random person May 8, 2010, 12:23 PM EST.
Seems like jess is a little smashed to be thinking up any insidious plots against Tess at the moment, either way it looks like Paulo made his first step in his plan to honor his middle school self X3
Senshuro May 8, 2010, 1:18 PM EST.
;; drunk kiss. I’ll pass
Shen Hibiki May 8, 2010, 1:21 PM EST.
I don’t see why everyone is freaking about him buying protection, they sell that stuff in the bathrooms for a reason. They expect this to happen and are prepared.
Leaving a comment May 8, 2010, 3:04 PM EST.
But what if thats why it’s out of order?
Maybe they ran out and needed to re-stock.
Jacob83 May 8, 2010, 3:13 PM EST.
Nooooo!!! Paulo, why!!!
…although, everyone saw this coming from a mile away.
RaYoshi May 8, 2010, 3:28 PM EST.
Well. Sex in an out of order restroom stall.
IMHO, STD’s are the least of their problems right now. :|
Brock May 8, 2010, 3:48 PM EST.
*screams in horror and runs around in circles* I just finished reading the whole thing and I have to get to the part with the cliff hanger! NOT COOL! Paulo! NO! …RaYoshi is right, saw that a mile away…but still! NO! T_T
Muzica May 8, 2010, 4:23 PM EST.
Kvarra May 8, 2010, 6:08 PM EST.
Live Studio Audience: “WWWHHOOOOOOOO!!!”
Me, in Audience: “Don’t go in there!”
Solario the Visored May 8, 2010, 7:00 PM EST.
Miii, mii mi miiii… *hrm, ahem*
IT’S A TRAP!!!
Skyen May 8, 2010, 7:11 PM EST.
lol feline AIDs
T_T May 8, 2010, 7:15 PM EST.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH la la
Meg May 8, 2010, 7:18 PM EST.
ok I read the whole comic so far today and Paulo is going to be the new emo along with lucy and probebly tess will join them aswell in emo club. This is obviusly a trap for him. and lucy will get even more depressed then she was before. I kind of saw it coming this direction when Paulo was first introduced as a “player”. I was thinking of drawing a simple “relationship map” but I realised with this comic its allmost impossible since it would be too messy. And we got tons of drama queens and I know this probebly work out somehow. I just havn’t figured it out yet. Im looking forward to my next comment on the next comic.
Robert May 8, 2010, 10:47 PM EST.
Thats your cue Lucy
Gtrhero May 8, 2010, 11:36 PM EST.
lololololol. He’s so cute!!!! “It’s out of order! It’s out of order!”
NOW LUCY MUST COME RESCUE HIM. >:|
Wait…I just realized… I CAUGHT UP. T-T
It took me two days. now im at the most recent update. Wah.
CuteFuzzyWerewolf May 9, 2010, 12:36 AM EST.
Just finished reading. Started from chapter 1 two days ago.
Love the story so much. Reminds of how great things used to be when I was a wee bit younger and how f’ed up they are now.
Great concept Tae! I totally relate to this stuff. Imma start voting now, you deserve every one of em’
knolean May 9, 2010, 3:29 AM EST.
Well, saw this coming from the onset of the club scene. Also what with jess’s dress and what can only be assumed to be ‘**** me’ pumps. And her whole “Oh i’d go for you if you were taken”
Been current since a few updates, when I first found Bittersweet, I must say my expectations were not met. If anything, they were exceeded. Cute teen furries for characters, highschool drama abounds, but overall a deliciously mature plot. If, at times, it can even be -called- a plot. I’m sure it all adds up in the end but there were moments when I was truly scratching my head as to wtff was going on.
All in all, from one writer to another - Brilliant work. Needs a little refinement here and there, maybe a few touches of explanation at parts, but there’s nothing saying those aren’t forthcoming so I wouldn’t advise changing a thing.
Tao May 9, 2010, 3:48 AM EST.
paulo is in abad mess right now..
Kenshi98 May 9, 2010, 4:02 AM EST.
is paulo telling MEN that the WOMENS restroom is out of order???
manatee's digest May 9, 2010, 4:38 AM EST.
cya in hell paul
tired(bored) May 9, 2010, 5:40 AM EST.
Kenshi; The first one was a lady, the second was a man
Radial May 9, 2010, 8:11 AM EST.
Same as knolean for me. Stumbled across the coming just two days ago, and read the whole thing by now, and well…
I love it. It’s one of the best webcomics I know out there, and one can really see, how it’s all evolved, both story and graphic wise. This comic is definitely a must read in my eyes, and I’ll be a constant follower from now on. Everything is well thought out, it has suspense, it has comedy, it has drama. Seriously, it has everything a comic should have in my eyes. Plus, the character design is really nice, and… Well, you see, I could go on like this for much longer, but let’s end it here. All I wanna say is, I really love your comic. So keep the good work up, Taeshi!^^
Sceada May 9, 2010, 9:17 AM EST.
I said it yesterday and I will repeat it: IT’S A DAMN ****ING TRAP!!!
I just want to call him a completely “Vollidiot” ^^ Oh, alcohol, you’re just the one who is guilty.
Master_Lux May 9, 2010, 9:28 AM EST.
God dammit can people please stop nerding up the commeny page
Jacob83 May 9, 2010, 10:30 AM EST.
oh god please no. i can just feel all the pain this is going to cause.
zes May 9, 2010, 10:38 AM EST.
Paulo makes a great start of farmin’ STD’s this way “^w^
Ah mean think aboot it, nya. Jessica is a regular @ this club, Ah think she get’s lickered up all teh time she is there… And Ah hope to Lordi tha she doesn’t go doin’ teh “hanky panky” wif many guys that way, or else Pauly-boy will be sowwy teh next morning, nya! “^w^
Just like one of teh Aerosmith texts: She has a body of a Venus Goddess, but dayumn she has a surpraze! X3
Aerix Spades May 9, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
28 days left Taeshi. :3
OfficerR May 9, 2010, 12:24 PM EST.
hey, i was gone for da weekend and rented the game dead to rights to play… i missed the incentives .-. (also the game was ok, not good, but ok… i liked the assault rifle execution the best lol) if your wondering what the executon was, you shot a guy in both his knees, launched him into the air and shot da guy 5 times and lol edit button… P=
BSQ May 9, 2010, 2:10 PM EST.
……..WHAT!!!! I’VE BEEN READING THIS ALL WEEK AND I WANT TO SLAP AND OR KILL MOST OF THE GUYS….The girls are fine…..BUT WHAT IS THIS I WANT TO KILL MIKE FOR BEING A BIGGER IDIOT THAN DAVID!!!!! AND WE ALL KNOW HOW STIOPIED HE IS!
John Wolf May 9, 2010, 2:14 PM EST.
I wonder about teenage pregnancy.
Spunky Wedgewood May 9, 2010, 2:15 PM EST.
bow chika bow wow
Austin Smith May 9, 2010, 3:44 PM EST.
i wonder wher they are gona wake up in a bed in a hotel? at home? in an alley? in the toilet?
no matter what i think we can all agre they are gona wake up in pain
midnight fox May 9, 2010, 6:34 PM EST.
Woo!!! I’m all caught up! And I like it lots!!! Can’t wait for the next update!
DiDi May 9, 2010, 7:07 PM EST.
Lol I went to a party last night, got drunk and kept saying Feck iinstead of swearing becuase of this comic. And laughing becuase I thought it was funny
MiwAuturu May 9, 2010, 7:09 PM EST.
Cant wait till the last comic.
Aaron May 9, 2010, 7:26 PM EST.
hes probly gunna be all like, “i cant do thus…” like lucy…that or get in a posistion where goes awww snap……
kingo May 9, 2010, 8:28 PM EST.
Coco the rabbit May 9, 2010, 9:38 PM EST.
3 hours left!!! I Can’t WAIT NO LONGER!!!
All I did this weekend is a marathon run on the comic, programming my games, making graphics, and mad about the 2 days with no internet! (thank goodness I have cache the site before the internet went down Lolz;D!) God Bless Taeshi!!!
8feet May 10, 2010, 12:18 AM EST.
Where’d Taeshi’s Commentary go!?
SUITCASE! YOU GOT SOME ‘SPLAININ TO DO!
waffle911 May 10, 2010, 12:24 AM EST.
She looks more like she needs someone to hold her hair back.
AflacMan13 May 10, 2010, 3:00 PM EST.
STFU!! She looks better that way!
Icaras May 10, 2010, 11:45 PM EST.
she looks like an idiot
Idiot May 17, 2010, 10:00 PM EST.
*points down* But I ain’t no gi—…XDDD! Nice…
Crystal May 18, 2010, 11:03 AM EST.
ooooooooooooooooo nice =T
Paulo is just so cute from start to finish and then he looks like he’s been violated in the next one
… I’m guessing but i think this is his night
GodOfBrown May 24, 2010, 12:47 PM EST.
Hah. This was the first page of BCB I ever read. Now I’m on my second readthrough of the comic, but this one will always mean that extra bit more! X3
Nath June 17, 2010, 7:43 PM EST.
i aint no girl! hah, i love that. its so perfect for drunk paulo
earth July 28, 2010, 7:49 AM EST.
j the fourth July 30, 2010, 1:27 PM EST.
he looks clean and young here paulo did the fountain be at that party or is it me
j the fourth July 31, 2010, 11:30 AM EST.
Hey, I found my machette! ºrº
Gaka August 11, 2010, 4:23 AM EST.
Curse you, alcohol!!
Alceris August 22, 2010, 7:34 AM EST.
Everything seems in order
Lax August 28, 2010, 2:07 AM EST.
aaaand he’s gonna get raped.
Lucy’s que to save HIM now.
Spiffy September 7, 2010, 11:52 AM EST.
This is illegal, you know.
Magma the Rockhog September 8, 2010, 11:07 PM EST.
With a total hoe. =(
BubbleTea September 10, 2010, 10:41 PM EST.
And now Paulo is a manwhore.
Seems Lucy has her own unique effect on people.
Jimborb September 28, 2010, 6:05 PM EST.
oh god paulo. why. oh why.
tsuner October 1, 2010, 5:08 PM EST.
I love drunk Paulo.
LordoftheDice October 17, 2010, 8:45 PM EST.
And I can’t really blame Paulo this time…
Lyucs October 23, 2010, 11:20 PM EST.
Zany October 30, 2010, 11:17 PM EST.
Uh-oh, not good! Better hope she’s got birth control!
Sarge November 1, 2010, 4:51 PM EST.
This is going to end badly, very badly, unless Paulo snaps out of it.
@Sarge, you do know “birth control” is harmful, the World health organization (can’t remember their name, it’s with the UN) classifies oral “birth control” as a level 1 carcinogen (that means it is as bad or worse than cigarettes in causing cancer) and all forms of artificial birth control are (permanently) harmful to a woman’s body.
X-Strike-Fire-Dragon November 15, 2010, 7:41 PM EST.
AND BABIES ARE WORSE DRAGON
SushiJaguar November 18, 2010, 4:00 AM EST.
Every way,it would end bad so yeah..
TalonStripe November 21, 2010, 2:32 AM EST.
yeah they’re screwed. funny if they’re middle school teacher came back and said i told you so
Meleeman November 27, 2010, 12:13 AM EST.
babies are permanently harmful to a woman’s body :c
moo December 28, 2010, 9:26 PM EST.
Hoheh January 11, 2011, 4:26 PM EST.
bad-spleink January 22, 2011, 1:52 AM EST.
Paulo not a girl!? He sure bitches like one.
Anon February 17, 2011, 5:07 PM EST.
He’s so cute there! (Naive-cute!)
Mastakazam March 7, 2011, 1:46 PM EST.
oh yeah go paulo, go paulo!
furrypanther March 15, 2011, 1:47 PM EST.
Aw well… ****
Subject-Delta April 10, 2011, 12:47 AM EST.
hahaha paulo is so cute when hes all like
it out of order
oh noes… nooo paulo!! you were suposed to lose your virginity to lucyyyyyy
hey its meh lolz May 9, 2011, 2:23 PM EST.
I really hope Paulo doesn’t go through with this…
If he turned Lucy down but takes this low-life gutter *****, he doesn’t deserve anyone, and I’ve lost all faith in him.
NintendoSegaSonyGuy May 21, 2011, 1:47 PM EST.
Prepare to lose all faith!
Noogai May 21, 2011, 6:10 PM EST.
LIKE I SAID *sniff* im upset
Wolfiesong and Sneppy May 29, 2011, 7:59 PM EST.
Public restroom sex.
THIS IS WHY WE DON’T GET PAULO DRUNK, CHILDREN.
Tickle Monster June 9, 2011, 12:47 PM EST.
And this is why unstable fictional characters should not be allowed to have genitalia.
Fuzzles July 6, 2011, 1:56 PM EST.
I have one word: AWESOME!
ScrabMaster August 3, 2011, 8:42 PM EST.
Finally Paulo, you get some from somebody who isn’t lucy.
TastedLikeCake August 18, 2011, 2:32 AM EST.
Hmmm. This could either be the best night or the worst night of that poor boy’s life. Or both, of course.
Damn that girl moves fast. She better watch out, or she will be a washed up party girl before she even goes to college.
Oh, and she’s feline too, so uh….. play safe, huh kids?
Fruvous September 6, 2011, 6:15 AM EST.
This series has a thing for being light at times
Which is why we love it so.
Death of Ink March 25, 2012, 5:31 PM EST.
WHODAFECKCARES. That made me laugh so hard.
Katta March 30, 2012, 12:38 AM EST.
Sycrin March 30, 2012, 1:18 AM EST.
Jess looks so HOT with her hair down!!!
Red the hedgehog May 3, 2012, 2:50 PM EST.
Oh no! You immature son of a-
You are not allowed in the GIRLS’ bathroom!!!!
The Guy in the Background May 7, 2012, 11:02 PM EST.
Paulo, Paulo, you dont know what you did…..you ain´t no girl
Husky June 3, 2012, 11:34 AM EST.
Sitting here re-reading my way through the archives for the millionth time, and i just now noticed, Jess looks GOOD with her hair all down. She should totally wear it like that all the time.
Frodomann1 October 19, 2012, 1:30 AM EST.
this is not good please tell me that he is not going to get caught in there.
Bell_the_gaomon February 3, 2013, 3:01 PM EST.
AnimeGenie March 27, 2013, 1:24 AM EST.
HOH MAH DAD JOJ GUEUG HYAYH JUEYTYEUJ
AnimeGenie March 27, 2013, 1:25 AM EST.
Dammit Paolo stop getting raped
garf March 27, 2013, 6:50 PM EST.
Shadow September 25, 2013, 8:05 PM EST.
Don’t GET DRUNK CUASE DRUNK SEX IS BAD & UNDERAGED DRUNK SEX IS 5 YEARS IN PERISON SO DON T DO IT………http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5EofwRzit0
Void October 10, 2014, 7:11 PM EST.
One moment you’re being dragged into the toilet cubicle for drunken nightclub shenanigans… then realisation sets in that neither party has contraception… then she decides she is actually a lesbian… and…. I’ll shut up now.
SotiCoto December 12, 2014, 5:38 PM EST.
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