Transcript
Transcript
*Jasmine and Abbey walk together, carrying their trash bags.*
Jasmine: Check out my Paulo impression.
*Jasmine clears her throat.*
*Jasmine, surrounded by hearts, smiles and raises an eyebrow, impersonating Paulo.*
Jasmine: ♥ Eyy, babe! Lookin’ real sex-ay! Whaddaya mean yer busy? I’ve been doin’ nothin’ ’cept video games and eatin’ trash! S’no wonder the girls find me sooo irresistible~! ♥
*Jasmine pulls a cocky face and makes a finger gun, still mimicking Paulo.*
Jasmine: Wanna follow MY study plan? I’ll take ya all the way to C-minus!
*Abbey grins and snickers.*
Abbey: Snrkkkkhahah
*Abbey joins in on the impressions, holding a hand to his ear as if he’s listening to someone.*
Abbey: What’s that, Jazzie? Busy AGAIN? Don’t sweat it, I’ve got six other girls on my list and a helluva short attention span!
Jasmine: HAHA right?
*Jasmine strikes an overdramatic pose, with her hand to her cheek and her eyes closed.*
Jasmine: ~It’s not you, it’s me~
*Jasmine places her finger to her lips, looking up in thought.*
Jasmine: .. and Daisy and Lucy and Rachel and everybody else.
Abbey: Hahahaha!
*Abbey squints.*
Abbey: What a child.
*Jasmine smiles lightheartedly.*
Jasmine: Amen to that.
*Jasmine continues to smile, then frowns and begins to panic again.*
Jasmine: Now I’m double-sorry for pulling so many pranks on you!
*Abbey waves his hand at her.*
Abbey: Don’t worry about it..
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Abbey: “I assume my girlfriend would cheat on me and I assume Paulo would cuckold me, so I killed two birds with one stone - took her best friend away by smashing his throat in a bathroom. That’ll teach him to do my girl a favour when I’m too busy lying my ass off to her to do it myself.”
Jasmine: “Paulo and I had a mutual breakup, then I saw him sitting really close to some girl I met at a party so I assumed the worst and guilted him about… dating me? Dating someone else after me? Breaking up with me while I broke up with him? I don’t even know. All I know is that he’s really immature for gently letting me down so he could avoid stringing me along and instead pursue someone who didn’t make him feel shitty about himself.”
Abbey: “What a dick that guy is, right?”
Jasmine: “Totally worthless.”
Facebook: Thomas Osborn May 27, 2016
PART OF THE CREW, PART OF THE SHIP, PART OF THE CREW, PART OF THE SHIP
Facebook: Noah Cecconi May 27, 2016
J’adore ce chapitre
Il est trop choupi en plus :3
Twitter: iarwainPi May 27, 2016
at least he doesn’t physically assault people -ahem- only directed against Abbey, have nothing really against Jas
Facebook: Katie Nelson May 27, 2016
Some quick doodles of @bittersweetcandybowl human design ideas I had. I changed Lucy’s ribbon into an earring, seeing it a little more fitting for a human teenager to wear :p It also fits its role of the token of her mother. yeah, I thought about that quite a lot
Tumblr: doodlemaia May 27, 2016