55. Back and Forth, page posted 5/10/10

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Comment ID #19147

Apparently my commentary might be the cause of the huge slowdown, some way that it’s coded or something? SO ANYWAY I GUESS MY COMMENTARY WILL GO HERE:


enjoy ur ice queen

Also there is sum more Molly in the incentives page now. We fell down a slot, brethren! LET’S GET IT BACK Furious AbbeyOOOO *Raises.. a stick with a bit of fire on it*


why do you ruin yourself lil

Taeshi May 10, 2010, 3:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #19149

Poor Paulo, all panicked about if he was good or not. Granted the answer he got wasn’t exactly pleasant either.

ScarfNinja May 10, 2010, 3:16 AM EST.

Comment ID #19151

Aha… I think paulo just developed an inferioty complex

Disciple May 10, 2010, 3:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #19152

oh ouch, “Premature Paulo” made his first debut. Don’t worry, Paulo, practice makes perfect! I would know :p

ChewySmokey May 10, 2010, 3:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #19153

Oh, wow. Paulo looks incredibly worried there.

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 3:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #19156

I think that is the worse place to lose ya cherry….oh Paulo, finally went all the way…how many times did Jess end up nakid in the out of order bathroom with another guy?

SWM the Dialogue Ninja May 10, 2010, 3:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #19158

I hope he’ll be okay with this…

DZ May 10, 2010, 3:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #19163

I like the neutral look she has throughout the entire page

(nameless) May 10, 2010, 3:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #19166

So are the commentaries going to come back?

Chronos May 10, 2010, 3:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #19168

He needs to calm down a bit, she didn’t say he was bad, jezz

Shade May 10, 2010, 3:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #19170

Well… say goodbye to Paulo’s virginity

Tayvin May 10, 2010, 3:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #19171


Backrubs May 10, 2010, 3:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #19172


meg May 10, 2010, 3:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #19175

Ah still hope he’ll dun get any STD’s, or else Pauly-boy is screwed (yes both ways) and if Tess would find out tha he has an STD, she’ll twis his nuts off “^w^

Aerix Spades May 10, 2010, 3:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #19176

I hope that it was worth it for him, because there is no way in hell he’s getting out of this without being burned

John May 10, 2010, 3:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #19177


and it begins D:

Pink May 10, 2010, 3:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #19179

RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH TO THE MG! Panel 2/3 her face is priceless! sorta questioningly disgusted look. BUT OMG! OMG! but my gosh! Paulo-san! =S PAULO-SAN! q.q paulo-san… =/

selvy May 10, 2010, 3:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #19180

I knew it was going downhill from there!

Raz May 10, 2010, 3:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #19182

This makes Jessica really fitting for the NSFW forum picture :))

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 3:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #19183

Now the doors of Hell are open ;)

Master_Lux May 10, 2010, 3:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #19186

Man he is screwed on so many levels. Just wait till everyone find out. We know that Jessica is going to tell Tess jut to try and get at her.

Nanapriss May 10, 2010, 3:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #19189

He really set himself up for this. Ah failure…

And we all know that this is going to be rubbed in Tess’s face. Who wants to bet that he will say the very stupid thing that she lost her virginity to someone else, so it doesn’t matter?

Titanium Dragon May 10, 2010, 3:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #19190

… Okay, definitely confirmed: this can only end in tears.

J May 10, 2010, 3:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #19195

How was it Paulo? How does it felt Lolz;D??? Oh wait you didn’t remember any of that cause you were drunk… oh well let’s just hope that NO ONE will FIND OUT about this soooooooon Lolz;D!

At least you now have nice stories to share with David Lolz;D!
just don’t mention the “Inexperienced Part” amateur!

p.s. God Bless and don’t try this in reality if your not married Lolz:D!

8feet May 10, 2010, 4:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #19196

N…nooooo paulo D:

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You weren’t supposed to put off Tessa and Lucy for some random girl!!

MOOMANiBE May 10, 2010, 4:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #19202


skither May 10, 2010, 4:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #19203


Megaron May 10, 2010, 4:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #19204

Take that, PauloxLucy fans! >D

Hot'n'Spicy-EffJay May 10, 2010, 4:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #19209

He told ya he weren’t no girl.

Nyla May 10, 2010, 4:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #19219

But this doesn’t mean he HAS to stay with her, now does it? It could end up being a one time thing. And to be honest, I think it’s gonna end up that way; after all, Jess was only trying to get revenge on Tess for whatever she did.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 4:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #19221

I don’t think anyone thinks he’s gonna stay with her at all. But god D: This is gonna have serious reprecussions for Paulo’s relationships.

MOOMANiBE May 10, 2010, 4:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #19222

I’ll agree with that.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 5:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #19223

(Molly’s Adventure) HOLY MOLLY!!! Someone save Molly! She is to young to experience!!!

p.s. From now on I’ll mention the title of what I’m referring to every time I comment on one of them Lolz;D! God Bless!!!

8feet May 10, 2010, 5:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #19224

Oh come on. He wanted it didn’t he? Well… partially it was becuse they were drunk so it shouldn’t count. Anyway, Jess is a **** and will leave on next page and Paulo… he’ll get over it. Maybe become some more experienced. I bet she wasn’t that good at her first time either ;)

PS. right top panel: Jess - what the… was that, Paulo - traumatized

Bard May 10, 2010, 5:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #19225

In the second-to-last panel, Paulo looks angry.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 5:15 AM EST.

Comment ID #19226

I can see Jess just spreading rumors of their one-night fling all around school D:

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 5:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #19227

Dudette, please put the comments back, at least on the older pages, even comic number 1 is blank now!

Alex, aka Catmant, aka Xander

Alex May 10, 2010, 5:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #19229

Looks more like he’s in despair…

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 5:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #19230

I can see how she tried to make it look like that, but he ended up looking angry in an irritated way.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 5:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #19232

Ouch.. just…. ouch. That’s somethig that must hurt to hear @.@

Shen Hibiki May 10, 2010, 5:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #19234

Looks like Paulo isn’t the only one losing his virginity today. :(

Hot'n'Spicy-EffJay May 10, 2010, 5:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #19236

Ahaha. Well, who didn’t see That coming a mile away? Now, I bet this will make for a Ton of drama. Probably with both Lucy and Tess xD.

Tss, what else can be expected from a drunk 14 year old though?
Still, even if Jess is blunt, she’s not cruel about it at least. Could have been nicer, could have been A Lot worse.

Swinter May 10, 2010, 5:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #19237

eh, lucy wasnt good enough. She was rejected.

Darkdrake May 10, 2010, 5:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #19241

Actually, Paulo is 15. Your point still stands though.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 5:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #19251


Now we will see what Paulo is really made of. Will he learn from this mistake, or will he put the fault on everyone else. I can’t wait to see how it will continue!

Drama pawa! ^^

shaman May 10, 2010, 5:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #19257

………….I’ve got nothing………

Riff2580 May 10, 2010, 5:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #19262

The return of not drunk (or maybe not acting drunk) Jess means the return of poor awkward Paulo…

Hehe I will have to agree with all of you: this is something he will not remember fondly,more like beashamed of it, specially if Jessica ends acting as bitchy as it seems she will and this stand-alone night goes public.

PD post-edit: weee to the edit feature. ^_^

x_uve May 10, 2010, 5:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #19275

Jessica in this page =

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SuitCase May 10, 2010, 6:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #19281


Oh well… Jess you had it on a sophomore, you had that coming. :I

KirbyFlash May 10, 2010, 6:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #19282

I lol’d. Hard.

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 6:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #19296

Oh snap.

Soviet Kitten May 10, 2010, 6:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #19300

omg! they are sooooooooo gonna do it again, i just know it.

Jack2 May 10, 2010, 6:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #19325

Well I know some people who are going to be ****** off at him.

John Wolf May 10, 2010, 6:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #19329

Well damn, I’ll never look at them the same again. I see a storm in the distance.
Why Paulo, why~~!

Pathetique May 10, 2010, 6:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #19338

The one thing most guys do not want to hear…
Paulo’s face in second panel = priceless like “oh my god….”

Graham the Baconator May 10, 2010, 7:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #19340

………. What the hell Paulo! ………..

How could you do that! I’m ashamed to even look at you now!

Steve-O May 10, 2010, 7:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #19344

Well, he couldn’t have kept getting cock-blocked forever >.< Lucy’s gunna be crushed… ._.

NyanKoi May 10, 2010, 7:33 AM EST.

Comment ID #19345

Paulo + guilt + Tess = nuts RIPPED OFF.
Plus, Jess is now disappointed ^^

Bear May 10, 2010, 7:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #19346

ah haha, I love this comic. :)

Ved of Flames May 10, 2010, 7:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #19347


Moddy Auld May 10, 2010, 7:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #19348

no paulo go back to lucy!

Boy-chan May 10, 2010, 7:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #19350

In the bathroom at home is one thing, but in a public bathroom at a club… eww.

Damnit Paulo! Whyyyyyyyyy!!!! D:

MorphyVampy May 10, 2010, 7:47 AM EST.

Comment ID #19351

… lol.

Amber May 10, 2010, 7:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #19355

She popped yer cherry, made you her bitch.

Yeap, Paulo, YOU’RE A MAN NOW.

Skyen May 10, 2010, 8:06 AM EST.

Comment ID #19357

Paulo finally gets what he wants… but he doesnt seem to like it so much. Poor paulo looks all sad, i agree, perhaps he should go back with lucy, or find a less erm -cough- yeah, one of those less kinf of ladies <.<. Poor paulo.

Bellatrix May 10, 2010, 8:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #19360

They just did ´´that“ in….a public bathroom???
Ew .__.

Kou May 10, 2010, 8:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #19363

Wow… now SHE is saying ”Inexperimented”…

FurryMaxime May 10, 2010, 8:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #19365


hehe *snerk*

Paolo, you smug, idiot *******. *Shakes head wryly*

Although, if you do think about it, Jess is actually being… rather nice about all this.

And here I was thinking she’d record it then send it to Tess to crush her soul.

(You could still do that Taeshi!! It’s not too late!! :P )

Jeff in Aus May 10, 2010, 8:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #19370


Travis Arias May 10, 2010, 8:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #19372

I love how all the color is dull now. Disillusioned yet, Paulo? LOL.

Where’s the after-sex glow? LOL

Gabriel Kaxbe May 10, 2010, 8:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #19373

Ha Ha Ha…Self Consciousness.

That Atticus Guy May 10, 2010, 8:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #19375

i was thinking of some thing hilarious like jess throwing up on paulo but this…well i expected this much too.
what really going to be fun is paulo reaction when he meet up with the gang.
now that is going to be beyond chart laughter.

unknownfurry May 10, 2010, 8:51 AM EST.

Comment ID #19376

GO PAULO!!!!!!! W00T
then again when tess kills him i wont be cheering

Lord Ral May 10, 2010, 8:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #19381

oh and ummmmm im kinda disturbed and being cracked up by this comic

Lord Ral May 10, 2010, 8:56 AM EST.

Comment ID #19382

and (thisl be my last one til someone else talks) PAULO NEVER NEVER SAY THAT IF YOUR A VIRGIN DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Ral May 10, 2010, 8:58 AM EST.

Comment ID #19393

where’s the glow on that =)

Kenshi98 May 10, 2010, 9:10 AM EST.

Comment ID #19396


You are right they just looked real relaxed and why are they leaning Back at the Corner ?
Is all of this just à Bad joke and nothing real Happend?
I Hope so … Poor Paolo .
I Hope the Gang wil Support him.

Blobby May 10, 2010, 9:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #19404

HOLY ****!

Dave May 10, 2010, 9:46 AM EST.

Comment ID #19407

WHAT !!!!
I think I speak for everybody when I say i knew this was BOUND to happen…but, even still, that is quite a shock to me I must say..

El Legendario May 10, 2010, 9:54 AM EST.

Comment ID #19409


Mika May 10, 2010, 9:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #19410

and then tess walks in

whf May 10, 2010, 9:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #19411

ffffffffffffff jesus i hope i’m not THAT clliche hahahahaha

Taeshi May 10, 2010, 10:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #19415

Your right.

Tess and her date walk in kissing each other.

Mhmm May 10, 2010, 10:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #19421

^Nah. That wouldnt happen.

WILDLY kissing eachother, barely noticing Paulo and Jess.

Megaket predicts future. May 10, 2010, 10:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #19422

So Paulos bad at sex and Mollys gonna get raped.

Oh Taeshi your so mean to these guys Mad Lucy

Jacob83 May 10, 2010, 10:45 AM EST.

Comment ID #19425

I like what she says at the end.

“It’s not your fault, we all started somewhere.”

She was being… nice.

Jeff in Aus May 10, 2010, 10:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #19429

omg poor paulo… i can’t believe him. ;___;

aika May 10, 2010, 11:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #19431

i dont think it will bother paulo for long, in fact, i think this makes him the most experenced of the cast. (not counting tess, she had a headstart)

thatonedude May 10, 2010, 11:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #19432

Jess is gonna get a yeast infection sitting on a public bathroom floor like that. Or worse.

Pap smear time!

Quacksalver May 10, 2010, 11:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #19433

I’m hoping the girl is on the pill. I’m kind of hoping this won’t turn into a ‘Paulo is a teen father’ skit. Though I doubt it will- Jess seems experienced. fair bit more experienced then I was at her age. o_0

But remember kids- a condom is what’s needed to prevent STDs when engaging in safe sex.

Hopefully Jess doesn’t… have anything. But if she’s experienced she’s surely taken precautions before…

But wait she was DRUNK which might mean she hasn’t always been vigilant before, and the whole thing about him having a condom is DEBATEABLE (unless she has one or there’s a machine in there for them, which they probably would at an over 18 club).

But I’m 99% sure a baby will not be a result of this illadvised… ‘union’, and a (low level rather than very serious) STD seems more possible however.

Sorry TMI maybe.

Heather May 10, 2010, 11:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #19436

Poor paulo. He’s so stupid. Look at how freaked out he is. :|

Ugh. Paulo, that was a baddddd idea.

CuteFuzzyWerewolf May 10, 2010, 11:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #19437

One thing to note… the characters have always been naked, especially characters like Lucy, so why are Jess’s breasts being censored? :p

Oi, nothing good can come out of this regardless.

Nandito May 10, 2010, 11:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #19447

He has taken the first step. Darth David will be pleased.

Ace May 10, 2010, 12:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #19448

So what is their baby going to look like?

Backrubs May 10, 2010, 12:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #19450

Someone draw that.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 12:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #19451

I don’t know why, but I didn’t find this as shocking as a lot of people. I mean, I saw it coming, and I’m laughing a bit at how silly Paulo is for thinking that SEX SEX SEX was a good thing. Like, now that he’s had it, he’s probably not too keen on the “multiple partners” crap. But I could be totally wrong. I really love wittle Pawlo. ; w;

Hopefully this doesn’t bring Tess back head first. I’m not her biggest fan. Like… At all.

SereneHeaven May 10, 2010, 12:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #19453

I wuv Pawlo too :3 I’m bi, in case anyone is wondering.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 12:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #19456

I’m suddenly seeing Paulo showing up at school the next day,giving David a good ol’ jab in the lower jaw.At least that would be the first thing to do after somethin’ like this.Even if Paulo decided to try being a player for good ol’ time’s sake,David did kind of influenced Paulo a bit.

Or perhaps I should just stop thinking too much on it and just enjoy my ride so far…whooo! Paulo!Virgin no more!!……nah it’s not working for me. ^^; Pffft!

TeamHedge May 10, 2010, 12:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #19461

So I’m guessing that girl’s like the town bike or something…

Paulo, I’d get checked for STDs ASAP bro.

Tim May 10, 2010, 12:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #19472

I’m always impressed at how expressive the characters are.

Bravo Taeshi.

Bryson May 10, 2010, 12:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #19476

oh hell

awsomesauce May 10, 2010, 12:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #19491

jeez, some people actually thought he wouldn’t. *eyeroll*
And now Paulo knows what the fuss is about.

Kenny saw this coming May 10, 2010, 1:22 PM EST.

Comment ID #19502

Ok guy’s let’s copy this page, and E-Mail it to Tess, nyahaha! >:3

No wait… O-NOES! Ah almost started a time-paradox, and bwoken’ teh 4th wall of teh universe… “O.O

Aerix Spades May 10, 2010, 1:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #19506

I told one buddy that someone was about to lose his virginity. I WAS RIGHT! 8D

Rusco Istar May 10, 2010, 1:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #19531

So I spent the last week reading through the entire archives of the comic. Needless to say, it is very engaging, although I am at a loss to explain why. I’m starting to feel my age, so the exploits of young high-schoolers no longer seems relevant, and at times, the plot seems like an emotional train wreck (albeit a very well-written one). Of course, I would have to say that the most engaging part of the comic is the characters and the art.

I very much like the art style that you’ve developed. Though it clearly takes more time than the early comics did, it is very expressive and animated, which is good, since the focus of the comic is on the characters. Speaking of, I think that all the characters (at least, those who get regular time in the spot light) have good depth.

Lucy has been my favorite character so far, although that’s probably just because she’s tsundere. Personally, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a hint of “axe crazy” to her, but that’s another matter entirely. Either way, she clearly has issues, and it’s always interesting when they surface. Good guy mike has a lot of pent up annoyance. Playboy Paulo is most likely a softie.
Speaking of Paulo, the current page shows more or less how I thought his quest to “bag the most chicks” would turn out. I had doubts that he would enjoy sex if it was not with someone he actually cared about; this page seems to confirm that, but I suppose it will become clearer in the next few pages.

Over all, I like the comic. I recall that you’ve said that you already have the ending planned. I suspect that it will end with some of the characters getting paired up (though I could be happily wrong). If so, I’m rooting for NOT MikexLucy because that just seems too cliché to me, although I am certain that if the Author goes this route, she will do so with grace.

I look forward to reading more.

Who May 10, 2010, 2:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #19535

Wow, there’s more people rooting for MikexSandy than I thought.
Well, I’m assuming Who would want MikexSandy, since he said he wouldn’t want MikexLucy—But then again, assumptions, shmuptions.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 2:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #19542

Oh the awkward moment after losing your virginity

Damien Budd May 10, 2010, 2:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #19547

Well, look on the bright side: At least Jess didn’t beat on Paulo’s unit.

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 2:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #19550


Hyper` May 10, 2010, 3:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #19553

what if he got her pregnant?

ChewySmokey May 10, 2010, 3:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #19554


Megaron May 10, 2010, 3:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #19565

not when they are used like that Megaron. >.>

all Paulo needs is someone to tutor him. Tess maybe?

DragonhhandX May 10, 2010, 3:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #19566

NO!.. Ah meanz… No, it’s sumwhut irritating…


Aerix Spades May 10, 2010, 3:22 PM EST.

Comment ID #19570

@ Who
I agree with nearly all what you said, this comic is just awesome. But in one point I can’t agree with you: MikexLucy. My opinion is that the whole comic shows the life of Mike and Lucy, they are obviously the main characters, and so someday they will come together, but it will be a long way to this with much drama, of course^^. Certainly i could be wrong, I don’t know what Taeshi had written/drawn and it’s just my point of view, but I really divine that it will come to this couple.
However, I will enjoy what’s coming and I bet there will be much surprises in this story, so noone will ever know what exactly will happen to the characters, except of taeshi, of course ;)

Master_Lux May 10, 2010, 3:25 PM EST.

Comment ID #19572

Haha oh Paulo. Why are people sooo shocked/surprised?
Am I the only one who feels neither Lucy or Tess are really going to care THAT much?
I’m probably wrong, but my gut just tells me both at least expect it in some way and if they find out it won’t be made a huge deal of. I feel Lucy may freak more than Tess due to her current state of mind.
Tess rejected Paulo, correct me if I’m wrong, due to being a Senior and moving on after this year and such. Her loss!

I agree with MikexLucy being too cliche for me to like at all.
They just don’t mesh well in my opinion, too. Not meant to be in my eyes but who knows what’ll happen. Go MikexSandy!

Carma May 10, 2010, 3:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #19579

(six months later) DADDY!!!!!

Gianna May 10, 2010, 3:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #19582

wait what… six months? i suppose we don’t know if the cats here have a different pregnancy length, but still. Besides it would definately be longer before child could talk

MiwAuturu May 10, 2010, 3:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #19605

saw it coming

~meee~ May 10, 2010, 3:55 PM EST.

Comment ID #19609

Why didn’t he wait for Tess…T_T

Verd May 10, 2010, 3:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #19616

Aw Paulo why’d you have to lose your virginity to a bitch D: Now yer gonna regret that for the rest of your life ;A;

Sin May 10, 2010, 4:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #19620

I hope the creator of this comic gets finished soon so I can see what happens next :D

Aaron May 10, 2010, 4:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #19624

Well this was expected. And now the rumors will go on and Paulo will regret it.

Robert May 10, 2010, 4:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #19625

wait what… six months? i suppose we don’t know if the cats here have a different pregnancy length, but still. Besides it would definately be longer before child could talk

I don’t think the standard rules have to apply. :)

Stealth May 10, 2010, 4:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #19631

It’s two months for cats. |D

Fwaha. Hope Paulo is ready for fatherhood. >3>
Or let’s hope he did released it outside. hurr.

Mani May 10, 2010, 4:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #19635

Taeshi has said that this chapter is already done, but wants to keep with the update schedule.

Keeps us all hanging and just aching for more.

SkylineFaux May 10, 2010, 4:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #19649

This is so going to backfire. hard.

Lopsided May 10, 2010, 4:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #19663

OH. F**K. LITERALLY. I’m no scientist, so i’ve forgotten how long it takes for “kittens.” For Paulo, a million years would probably be too soon.

(Yes, I know that my name is “Le Biologist”, but i’m not sure about the whole “birth time” thing. I know it’s somewhere around six months. So don’t go dissing me and my name.)

Le Biologist May 10, 2010, 4:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #19665

@Mani: Only two months? I don’t believe you. Way too soon.

Le Biologist May 10, 2010, 4:23 PM EST.

Comment ID #19667

Ehhh….. great job David… -__-

Sigma May 10, 2010, 4:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #19668

Oh wow. That’s just….. um…… this is a lot like with Lucy, except worse. Oh god. Btw, is it really only his first time? I thought he had a history….. Or maybe that’s just his mouth.

About Jess, this isn’t HER first time? Man, I do NOT want to be the bouncer who gets fired….. Although maybe she has birth control in her bag. In fact, probably more than likely.

Planeswalker May 10, 2010, 4:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #19672

Paulo did have a history—that is, of making out with every girl. Not actual sex.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 4:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #19673

Oh man, I hadn’t expected it to actually have gone that far.

Oh well, still lovin’ the story.

Hijack May 10, 2010, 4:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #19674

…….There is nothing to say.

Son, I am slightly disappoint.

Leaving a comment May 10, 2010, 4:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #19684

Fort the conversation on pregnancy time, you have to consider that any antropomorphic creature would be more complicated than it’s ancestors, especially in the case of cats, because the evolved creatue would be much more complex. Admittedly it would probably take less than 9 months, but 2 is too short, maybwe 6 months for thew whole pregnance, but the child wouldn’t be talkikng right away.

MiwAuturu May 10, 2010, 4:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #19686

Well, considering much more has to develop (not only human limbs, but also the tail, ears, and presumably whiskers and fur), I think it’d be safe to assume it would take a bit more than 9 months.

Megaron May 10, 2010, 4:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #19693

Aaaahahaha, poor Paulo. It’s never a good thing when you feel you have to apologise.

Cedric Bale May 10, 2010, 5:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #19696

At my home we have 4 cats, and also we had it that one of them was pregnant. Two months is the right answer, exaxactly 57 to 65 days. You won a prize, Mani^^

Master_Lux May 10, 2010, 5:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #19707

A page about Paulo’s first time.

An incentive where Molly is getting kidnapped (for less than obvious reasons).


Shade May 10, 2010, 5:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #19708

Ummm…. Fail

Wonder what David will say?

Mezmo May 10, 2010, 5:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #19719

David will probably say……at least you got laid.

Riff2580 May 10, 2010, 5:39 PM EST.

Comment ID #19724

Hmmm, after referring to the BCB relations flowchart….it appears Rachel has a crush on Paulo…

Jeez Jess, some friend you are.

Quacksalver May 10, 2010, 5:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #19736

Well, first time’s always bad anyway :P

At least he didn’t fainted out of tiredness like me XD

Billy MT May 10, 2010, 5:54 PM EST.

Comment ID #19739

One thing about clothes i dont get is how the feck does their clothes work??? i mean normally they’re like wearing nothing but maybe an accesory yet when they wear clothes which is sorta wierd compared to usual no clothes then it works like normal clothes but thats sorta confuzzling…….oh well :D and Paulo im disapointed with you going thru all that to just feel like **** at the end and if you decide to continue…….tsk tsk tsk….and also you’ll prolly have a baaad hangover in the mornin that’ll learn ya yer lessonz! lolz :D/=D

Dork King =D May 10, 2010, 6:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #19743

and idk if i explained well enough but since normally they dont wear clothes wouldnt the “naked” like in this one be like jus regular “clothes” sorta maybeh plox? lol :D

Dork King =D May 10, 2010, 6:02 PM EST.

Comment ID #19753

oh paulo wat have you done now vnv

zes May 10, 2010, 6:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #19784

I’d like to preface this by saying that’s it’s kind of gratifying that my comment got responses, despite there being so many comments already. Well, very welcoming.


Well, I would appreciate a MikexSandy ending for its consistency, but I’d also be fine with MikexNobody. That is, he decides to dump both Lucy and Sandy and find someone else or something like that. Or perhaps Lucy finally moves on and Sandy doesn’t turn out to be the girl Mike thinks she is. Lots of things could happen. Granted, aside from MikexLucy and MikexSandy, there aren’t really any other pairings with the guy that make sense. Daisy seems to be happily taken, and good for her. I suppose there are oddball pairings like MikexCarson, but I really, really, really do not expect (nor want) that to happen.


It’s true. Mike and Lucy are the main characters and it seems like the most likely ending is for the two of them to end up together. I wouldn’t even be upset; there are a lot of reasons why that pairing could work (and, as I said, I’m certain that Taeshi could write it very well). However, it’s that very principle that makes me hope that this is not the ending. So many of these stories end with the two childhood friends discovering their true love that simply abandoning that trope would be a nice change.

Whatever happens, I feel that Lucy needs to grow beyond her dependency issues before she can develop “real” (cynic that I am) feelings for anyone. That, or she snaps and kills everyone. I’d be down with that.

Another thought regarding Paulo: I wonder if he will realize that he made a poor decision, or if he will convince himself that this is what he wants. Could go either way. Rationalization is a beautiful thing.

Who May 10, 2010, 6:49 PM EST.

Comment ID #19788

Uuugh! One page at a time!? This is the first update upon which I was caught up with the comic (pardon any grammatical errors), but a page every 2-3 days seems a bit slow. 3-5 pages per update, maybe? Provided it’s enough time to finish drawing it, of course.

Icaras May 10, 2010, 6:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #19789

IDK if should be happy for him or worried.

joefox May 10, 2010, 6:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #19790

Easy! Laugh and point! XP

Icaras May 10, 2010, 6:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #19793

ummm rape?

kurokage May 10, 2010, 6:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #19795

OMG…Paulo Paulo Paulo ….you are going to regret this buddy….
I read this whole comic on Saturday…it is awesome! Can’t wait to see more!

Catmaniac8x May 10, 2010, 7:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #19799

I reiterate my point…


Icaras May 10, 2010, 7:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #19812

OMG it was all funny xD i loled at the 10 panel “paulo face” it was like D,=

Zero May 10, 2010, 7:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #19837

<(*-*<) ^(*-*)^ (>*-*)>

Yeah, I dunno.

Icaras May 10, 2010, 7:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #19848

i went “omg….” on panel 3. yet wanted to laugh at the last panel xD
welcome to the world of not-virgins Paulo…
random person: hey your still a vi— *drop kicked*

Dudster May 10, 2010, 8:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #19850

I love how every panel has her covering herself, despite most characters being casually naked all the time :p

Poor poor Paulo… He’s going to go into SUCH a shame spiral.

Maverik May 10, 2010, 8:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #19851

Her zipples (typo intended) would be erect after that, thus more visible. Don’t you just love scientific explanations that the author probably didn’t even think of!

MiwAuturu May 10, 2010, 8:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #19892

Nyahaaa Paulo

Agentwebdog May 10, 2010, 9:13 PM EST.

Comment ID #19895

Mmmm I bet the scream that female cats make during mating from Jessica is juuuusssssst right

CreeperAce May 10, 2010, 9:17 PM EST.

Comment ID #19904

Well, she didn’t say he was bad. Maybe after some “practice”, he can try again at his “full potentional”…

Cold as Ice May 10, 2010, 9:36 PM EST.

Comment ID #19906

I see this coming back to haunt him… future relationship-wise. If he hooks up with anyone he can, that is.

Dante May 10, 2010, 9:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #19921

It’s funny because they are cats.

Hernandez May 10, 2010, 10:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #19935

Well he couldn’t get Tess because David got Daisy stuck on his mind, he couldn’t get Lucy because then he would have felt like a huge scumbag…So I think it’s about time Paulo got some action for all his efforts haha.

Blitz May 10, 2010, 10:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #19938

i guess paulo will change his name and start a life of crime…..

Jason May 10, 2010, 10:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #19968

Hoo boy. Now admittedly, Tess ain’t a virgin, but this will throw a monkey wrench into things. Also, perusing the ‘Kipedia article on Age of Consent, if I read it correctly (at least applying US law,) this actually would not be considered statutory rape in terms of age, though she did plaster him up, so that might actually get her in legal trouble (though I somehow doubt that will happen.)

Also, on a more lighthearted note, I find the fact that the characters, who are normally naked, got dressed to go to a club, get naked to do it, then get their clothes back on to leave. That, and the poses clearly cover naughty bits. All this is very funny to me, for some reason.

The Lost Carol May 10, 2010, 11:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #19976

One word: ITERATION!!

All I’ve been reading in these comments is how expected it was and how much trouble he’s in.
Change it up, will ya!! >_<

Lol message is long xD

Icaras May 10, 2010, 11:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #20000

Wow what a ******

jefe May 11, 2010, 12:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #20006






MacGyver Adrian Caboose May 11, 2010, 12:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #20010

there will be rule 34 of this

Andyfoxy May 11, 2010, 12:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #20037

sober now but not when he needed his common sence

frost May 11, 2010, 1:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #20043

Andyfoxy Make onee

Lsup May 11, 2010, 1:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #20048

@andyfoxy: I hope so!

!!!!Paulo x Everyone!!!!

knolean May 11, 2010, 1:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #20059

i actually thought he would chicken out… meh *escapes with awesome ninja powers* quite boring, although, i did finish my popcorn too soon

Lakie May 11, 2010, 2:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #20075

(Molly’s Adventure) Oh Come on! You were to help her not run away chicken! oh what oh what will happen now?

knolean said: Paulo x Everyone

BWAHAHA!!! I remember when he & Mike where together sleeping in a bed.
I wounder, what IF Paulo really did went berserk Lolz;D!

8feet May 11, 2010, 4:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #20088

Nooo…! Don’t let me down Paulo! =’ ( *SHOT* XXD

Aww poor guy…! He must feel pretty embarassed about that… Let’s check out what happens next… = )

Damn, how do you pull of these pages so quickly when you got a full time job (or was it part-time)??

Elson 'Darkspeeds' Wong May 11, 2010, 5:27 AM EST.

Comment ID #20092

… just so everyone knows… I support PauloXLucy…

plus he practically cheated on Tess… twice to be precise

Lakie May 11, 2010, 5:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #20098

Heeeeey. I had an awesome thought.

What if Sandy was a secret yandere? >:D I love yanderes. Something can happen involving Mike and Lucy and she can go all Ax Crazy.

(As for the comic, I’m surprised you took it in this direction. Prepare to be crushed and full of regret, Tess.)

ravengal May 11, 2010, 6:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #20239

Eh, I’m not a fan of yandere’s. I watched Shuffle! once, and Kaede scared me. But it would be good symmetry, and I DO love symmetry…

Erebus May 11, 2010, 3:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #20241


TacoTownUSA May 11, 2010, 3:56 PM EST.

Comment ID #20244

Paulo obviously doesn’t see things going anywhere with tess so he really shouldn’t care and I’m sure he just wants to stay friends with lucy for now

bard May 11, 2010, 4:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #20245

on the other hand he could be feeling guilty right now

bard May 11, 2010, 4:40 PM EST.

Comment ID #20249

now for no reason whatsoever

Lord Ral May 11, 2010, 5:23 PM EST.

Comment ID #20250

and now i feel like i want them to get together*Tess walks up * WHAT!?* she pulls out lead pipe* w-wait i didnt me- (and that is the end of Lord Ral)

Lord Ral May 11, 2010, 5:26 PM EST.

Comment ID #20263

Paulo x Everyone…

I will support this now.

Amber May 11, 2010, 6:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #20280

Honestly, I think either Sandy should be brought into the cast IN PERSON or just leave. Kill mike’s angst and see the love triangle wreak havoc.

Also, @Adrian:


Those of you who saw that coming, kudos to you for sticking with us the whole way.

Icaras May 11, 2010, 7:44 PM EST.

Comment ID #20301

I found this comics because of RULE #34 board and was curious about it’s origin.This is a great one! Watch you now ;)

Sorry my english sux.

PhantoN May 11, 2010, 8:37 PM EST.

Comment ID #20308

Pffff! Ditto!

Also, awesome custom “iPod home screen bookmark” icon!

Icaras May 11, 2010, 8:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #20330

So is paulo’s thing retractable or does he just keep it in his pocket and zip it on when he wants some action?

Vero May 11, 2010, 9:31 PM EST.

Comment ID #20345

LOL we actually got a reader through rule 34, that is hilarious

MiwAuturu May 11, 2010, 10:18 PM EST.

Comment ID #20347

Maybe it’s only there when we’re not looking >.>

Cuddle Bear May 11, 2010, 10:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #20408

ummmm wow i mean just wow

T_T May 11, 2010, 11:30 PM EST.

Comment ID #20430

how did you guys get onto this topic?

Aeonera May 12, 2010, 12:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #20442


Andyfoxy May 12, 2010, 12:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #20452

OMG can’t belive I’m failing the year cause in class I read this on my cellphone
took me less than a week to get to the last page
and tommorrows update :D!!!!!!

Noir May 12, 2010, 1:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #20454

Now that’s dedication :))

SkylineFaux May 12, 2010, 1:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #20457

Done (see Lsup’s comment) where can i post it at?

Andyfoxy May 12, 2010, 2:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #20460


SkylineFaux May 12, 2010, 2:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #20476


dodgey_roger May 12, 2010, 2:35 AM EST.

Comment ID #20478

Oh Jesus Christ

you know my father/boss look at this site. Even if the content isn’t exactly pg, I do try and make an effort to be discrete. Forums are there for a reason, ughh

Taeshi May 12, 2010, 2:38 AM EST.

Comment ID #20482

im suposed to be getting prepared for math finals (in some hours more), buuuuuuut, can’t wait for the update!, i guess im not gonna sleep again.
so they did it, paulo seems very unconfortable, i guess this means MORE DRAMA ahead D:

elosogamer May 12, 2010, 2:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #20484

My bad…

Icaras May 12, 2010, 2:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #20485

Delete it if u want, i don’t care.

Icaras May 12, 2010, 2:49 AM EST.

Comment ID #21004

:( as Yashy would say: “*****

WingedFox May 12, 2010, 11:51 PM EST.

Comment ID #21008

Well, fook. Paulo’s first time…with a character I don’t think anyone likes. He’s still my favorite male character, though. :(

Solario the Visored May 13, 2010, 12:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #22281

i have made a facebook page and group for this comic guys!
called “bittersweet candy bowl”, not all one word.

joe May 15, 2010, 9:33 PM EST.

Comment ID #22349

I’m actually disappointed with Paulo And here I thought he had class

asddsa May 16, 2010, 1:59 AM EST.

Comment ID #22387

I stumbled onto this website from Housepets and THIS was the first comic I saw. Got me hooked immediatly.

Michael May 16, 2010, 3:48 AM EST.

Comment ID #22487

did the use protection? uh oh bad habit paulo!

0.0 ahhhh! May 16, 2010, 10:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #23572

…(No Comment) … … XD! (Why do I laugh at every thing?) XDD! … XD!

Crystal May 18, 2010, 11:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #23575

Lol I asked on forumspring, he did not use protection, but Jess was on the pill

MiwAuturu May 18, 2010, 11:11 AM EST.

Comment ID #24860

you were supposed to lose it to some one else! y-you were *sniff* *sob* supposed to lose it to some one else!….

Mira May 20, 2010, 7:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #26545

see i don’t you! he gotz violated =D

is it me or does jess look a bit like sue in panel 9? 0_o

GodOfBrown May 24, 2010, 1:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #38634

wow never would have thought he was a virgin :x

Ayu June 7, 2010, 12:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #40387

Gawd! Hope you had protection boy, cuz i dont want to see little paulos over there 3 months from now

JC "Frustrated Writer" June 8, 2010, 11:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #60206

As one of our most Latent commenters on the web, I can’t help but say this…..


J├Ârgen The Guitar July 16, 2010, 3:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #67589

holy cabbage

j the fourth July 30, 2010, 2:05 PM EST.

Comment ID #67999

is it me or is he starting slowly getting confused and worsening

j the fourth July 31, 2010, 1:45 PM EST.

Comment ID #73126


Gaka August 11, 2010, 4:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #81028

Nooo!! *sob* The ship has gone down in flames T_T Paulooooo, whyyyyyyyy?

Morgan August 24, 2010, 3:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #82137

Ooo, that is a lot of comments.

fortunamajor August 26, 2010, 8:07 AM EST.

Comment ID #87537

damn you Paulo, DAMN YOU TO HECK!

Spiffy September 7, 2010, 11:55 AM EST.

Comment ID #99423


She be a PEDOPHIIILE. Had to point it out ._:

PotatoMuffin October 2, 2010, 7:49 PM EST.

Comment ID #99486

Lets see, last time I checked they were 13, but now they’re in High school, and they’ve been there for a year…

…OH GOODNESS THEY’RE ALMOST AS OLD AS ME NOW!!! …Wait a minute, he got drunk and bumped uglies when 15-16? Wow, the worst I’ve done is look at girls and think of kissing them. Wow, I’m a nerd.

Evan October 2, 2010, 10:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #106306

I made it further before I even properly managed “think of kissing them” because I’m a nerd with a faulty brain! Or something. (No, this is not me being gay or homophobic, or especially not both at once. I wouldn’t want my statement misconstrued)

42 October 17, 2010, 4:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #110197

I’m still perplexed.

Poor Paulo. o_o

Lyucs October 23, 2010, 11:21 PM EST.

Comment ID #116427

What? They didn’t just do what I think they did, did they? Whew, that girl, what a ****! Mad Lucy

Sarge November 1, 2010, 4:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #126462

thought so. Paulo you *******, and Jessica’s even worse.
seriously, just say no to premarital sex!

X-Strike-Fire-Dragon November 15, 2010, 9:17 PM EST.

Comment ID #128863

Paulo, you’re still an idiot.

SushiJaguar November 18, 2010, 4:01 AM EST.

Comment ID #137738

ouch… sucked even worst then my first time… almost anyway XD

he must feel so bad right now…

Furrine December 20, 2010, 10:15 PM EST.

Comment ID #137801


The Other Guy December 21, 2010, 1:02 AM EST.

Comment ID #140666

Mad Lucy

jnfdijbhd January 6, 2011, 3:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #141416

:/ should with Mad Lucy or :O

Hoheh January 11, 2011, 4:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #147257

He’s confused. I never had that kind of pressure on me to do something that intense when I was in high school. :unsure:

blackmage February 13, 2011, 11:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #148589

Paulo is just one of those dang cute ********.

Nyuu February 19, 2011, 5:28 PM EST.

Comment ID #151929

aww poor paulo. hey first time is always bad. unless youre me and ya learn what to do and lots of ways to do it :P

furrypanther March 15, 2011, 1:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #152625

w00t 1st timers!! :D

ben.duffa-kover March 20, 2011, 8:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #154071

Rereading, she really does never say anything about it NOT being her first time as well…

Desu_Klaus March 30, 2011, 9:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #155169

Bow chica bow wow… ;)

Blazer787 April 2, 2011, 10:47 PM EST.

Comment ID #156187

I’m tempted to press all the emoticons for no reason whatsoever!

Subject-Delta April 10, 2011, 12:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #156907


schumer64 April 14, 2011, 11:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #156974

is the next page paulo crying in the shower fully clothed

Caitlin April 15, 2011, 12:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #161142

Did Paulo, just, umm, lose his virginity? WOOOOWWW

random internet loser May 13, 2011, 1:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #162599

I just lost all faith in him. Lucy better forgive him, or he is just gone off the deep end in my eyes.

NintendoSegaSonyGuy May 21, 2011, 1:48 PM EST.

Comment ID #164175

same here nin. Im supah mad at him

Wolfiesong and Sneppy May 29, 2011, 8:01 PM EST.

Comment ID #164412

No, Paulo’s just stupid, and should be pitied. I’d recommend being angry at Jess; carpe diem and all that, since the plot must go on and you may not be able to hate her forever.

42 May 30, 2011, 9:46 PM EST.

Comment ID #165457

Mk, unlike alot of you, I saw this coming a mile away. C’mon, you didn’t honestly think paulo wasn’t going to get randomly laid? Think, people.

none of your buissness June 4, 2011, 10:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #167047

What’s ironic is that, while I’m reading this page, the song I’m listening to is at a part that’s as raunchy as the nurse in Romeo & Juliet.

Some Guy June 13, 2011, 9:50 PM EST.

Comment ID #167504

The dude looked like he got raped

BlazeTheFox June 16, 2011, 7:19 PM EST.

Comment ID #168681

….”Oh…my…agod…” [Family Guy], That sums up my reaction fairly well. Paulo…why, just why? You just went from one of the best characters, to as bad as Daisy, and that’s hard to do!

Milos June 23, 2011, 10:42 AM EST.

Comment ID #170065


Necrology June 30, 2011, 10:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #171008

Again, my comment in the last page stands true.

Fuzzles July 6, 2011, 1:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #171010

Oh and I have to say this.

***** got some *****.

Fuzzles July 6, 2011, 2:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #172588

And that kids… is why Paulo is a scumbag

APerson July 14, 2011, 2:58 PM EST.

Comment ID #176964

Paulo, you done me proud. 8-)

paulosawesome August 14, 2011, 5:17 AM EST.

Comment ID #177555

This is now my favorite comic.

TastedLikeCake August 18, 2011, 2:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #180764

Aww, poor kid.

Well, the first time is usually not the greatest. Could have been worse.

Boy, being a teenaged boy sucks sometimes, don’t it P?

@Fuzzles : He’s a scumbag for having sex with a perfectly willing girl? Admittedly, not very romantic, but seriously…. scumbag?

Like she said, everyone starts somewhere.

Fruvous September 6, 2011, 6:19 AM EST.

Comment ID #194713


Sucker4Luv November 29, 2011, 12:22 AM EST.

Comment ID #205459

@Fruvous: He is. They were drunk, so it wasn’t really “willing”.

Wise man said January 11, 2012, 11:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #208616

Baahahahaha I don’t care if I’m commenting on an ancient comic, but I laughed hardcore. My first time was a week before moving away with this girl I didn’t know too well. Broke into one of her friend’s houses, started making out for no reason, then her boyfriend showed up. We convinced him that we were just playing Xbox and he left, and we continued. When i finished, her exact words were “You couldn’t last 30 more seconds?”

Also, as she was putting her clothes back on, I noticed that she had my name CARVED into her inner thigh (Which would explain why she was so insistent about staying under the covers). Holy bejeezus I’m glad there are thousands of miles between us.

In that regard, I can relate to Paulo for having an awful first time, made worse by the fact that mine was way worse and I can’t even use intoxication as an excuse.

JohnAutumn February 10, 2012, 6:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #209300


FairyTalegurl February 15, 2012, 5:24 PM EST.

Comment ID #213795

At the very least, she’s not being a bitch about it.

Shiva April 6, 2012, 11:29 PM EST.

Comment ID #218109

You dissaponted the SEX hater teacher, Paulo….

Husky June 3, 2012, 11:36 AM EST.

Comment ID #227202

“First” - Paulo

knite September 3, 2012, 2:22 PM EST.

Comment ID #237367

In the 12th Paulo is all like, “what the **** u just say?”

Secret January 25, 2013, 1:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #238159

Please tell me he used a rubber at least.

Bell_the_gaomon February 3, 2013, 3:03 PM EST.

Comment ID #243148

he… needs a hug

SimonD April 16, 2013, 5:27 PM EST.

Comment ID #254688

Well… At least we know that he had fun right? RIGHT??? ._. (This comic is getting more and more *adult* every page I read…) :unsure:

Somebody July 24, 2013, 4:52 PM EST.

Comment ID #270269

Did they have… Sex?

Tally December 15, 2013, 1:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #282516

Man, Jess’s eyes on the first panel are pretty darn creepy… O_O

Elv June 15, 2014, 5:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #284481


TemplarArchon_Hunter July 28, 2014, 4:59 PM EST.

Comment ID #284482

*9 month’s later*
paulo: this your falt
sue: my falt you banged me
paulo: you where drunk
Sue: well what should we do with it
paulo: i don’t give it to a shelter
*bullet hit’s sue*
Sniperguy: target 1 down
Paulo: sue…omg she’s de…..
*paulo hit’s floor*
Sniperguy: target’s down I want my pay now!
TemplarArchon_hunter: you didn’t say the word’s thow
TemplarArchon_hunter: that’s better

SniperGuy July 28, 2014, 5:04 PM EST.

Comment ID #287750

Void October 10, 2014, 7:12 PM EST.

Comment ID #291361


I never got any better.
But that was mostly because whenever I did it, I got distracted and ended up thinking of something else… or I just got bored… or I’d end up making a joke of it and ruining the moment (one of the better outcomes).

Then of course there was the wincing in pain because the condom from the machine was too small… and the complaining about trying to go at it in an unfamiliar and uncomfortable environment…
And of course the way completely innocent things I used to do used to get construed for foreplay, which just kept leading back to more boring episodes…

At least I quit eventually. Took me 6 years of doing stuff on and off to realise that I didn’t really have much of any interest in it.

SotiCoto December 12, 2014, 5:43 PM EST.

Comment ID #293276

she must be pregnant. Cats have no condoms.

Liliah January 30, 2015, 6:17 PM EST.

Comment ID #299513

AaaaaawwwWWWWWW NOOOOOOO PAULO NO YOU IDIOT! Damn it! Damn it damn it damn it! AAAUUUUGH!

An Again Upset Asexual May 31, 2015, 12:06 AM EST.

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