Bittersweet Candy Bowl

80. Happy Hour, page posted 12/17/13

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Author commentary

Veronica: You have way too much patience and care for this kid, Rachel.

Reader comments

Comment ID #270471

You, uh, you may want to move, Rachel.

Also, Paulo and Lucy never dated. She’s “his ex” about as much as she is mine.

etyb December 17, 2013, 1:18 PM EST.

Comment ID #270495

“Real” girlfriend? o3o

ChalupaFairy December 17, 2013, 2:00 PM EST.

Comment ID #270632

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER. I BELIEVE THAT RACHEL IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON GIVEN HER CURRENT SITUATION, AND I CAN RESPECT THAT. INDEED, THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE INTERESTING. FREE PANT-SUITS FOR ALL. ALSO, IT WOULD APPEAR THAT PAULO’S BALOOOGA ORAL ORIFICE IS GETTING INTO THE HIP OF THINGS AS WELL. SADLY, THIS IS BEING DONE IN A LESS THAN SATISFYING WAY. IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PERFORM WHAT WE CALL IN THE BUSINESS, A “VOMIT EVADER”. THIS IS A HIGHLY TECHNICAL TERM, I GUARANTEE IT.

GEORGE ZIMMER December 18, 2013, 2:20 AM EST.